Sunday, December 25, 2016

Mary's In Labor And Joseph Is Still Hunting Down The Father!


Merry Christmas to anyone who believes in such things. Happy Hanukkah to the original believers. Happy Kwanzaa to those who believe in that. And Have a Great Peaceful day to all the rest of us.

Right now in the Northern Plains of the United States of Russia on December 25th it is currently 40 degrees heading to a high of 55 or so. Oh and its pouring down rain, thundering like a fracking celebration is going on, and I am sweeping rain water off the driveway with a push broom to keep it out of my basement. Those hoaxster Chinese and their climate change pranks.

Anyway its only 26 days until fascism and anarchy take over so lets have one day of fun, merriment and hope. Tomorrow we can go back to trying to stop this madness from engulfing our lives.

Start drinking, smoking, eating or snorting or whatever you do to hold off the despair! And tell racist Uncle Joe to go fuck himself, but wait at least until this afternoon. And if all seems to be lost, watch this. It will make you smile!

Happy Holidays to all!

Friday, December 23, 2016

The Wave Of Zombies 4!


And now finally, that last wave of creatures making up the new cabinet of the guy who identifies with the common white man by crapping on a gold toilet and putting his fucking name on everything, Orange Mussolini. Jesus I am glad this is over. Let the hearings begin on this unqualified bunch of hacks and cronies who are replacing the swamp of qualified hacks and cronies with at least a semblance of humanity.

Secretary of the Treasury Steven Mnuchin

No thats not a misspell. It is actually his name. Kind of like Drumpf. Mnucgin, lets just call him Steve, has no experience in anything political or policy oreineted. His only qualification for this massive post is he's a Donald Drumpf toe sucker. Steve was a Goldman Sachs guy, ya know, like the Goldman Sachs that ran Ted Cruz's life and Hillary said horrible things to in a speech, oh wait, not THAT Goldman Sachs, the other Goldman Sachs, the good Goldman Sachs. Steve was also a hedge fund guy. You know, those leeches who sit around destroying people's lives as a kind of video game with real outcomes. But they make a shitload of money they could never possibly spend. Its a moral failing. These guys have no conscience, the whole economic system is a fucking game in which they win and they dont give a flying fuck who loses. Yes, the Trump ass licker is going to run the economy. Good new for you economically anxious white working class guys and gals. No taxes and no regulations on Wall Street. Yeah, Steve will get everything going again. Get ready for that 401K to explode, right in your face.

United States Secretary of Defense Geeral James "Mad Dog" Mattis

Yes sir, this whole administration is a goddamned WWE wet dream. A guy named Mad Dog to run the nation's defenses. I am convinced Drumpf picked this retired Marine Corps General only because he could yell "Mad Dog" at his crowd of rasslin fans and get huge cheers. "“Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet.” Excuse me? I know he's a Marine and Marines are genetically nuts, tough as all hell, but crazy. Yeah you need Marines, but you really don't need them in charge of anything other than rampaging. The Defense Secretary is by its very name alone, in charge of DEFENSE. Mad Dog (yayyyyyyyyyyyyyy) is kind of a Secretary of Offense. “I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I’ll kill you all.” Ohhhh kayyyyyy then. This isnt Vince McMahon in some fake bullshit pay per view event (oh by the way its all fake, Drumpf fans) getting his creepy head shaved making goofy faces at our Fraud Elect, this is reality. You do realize this, right? To all White economically anxious voters I say get your kids ready cuz they are all gonna die to make Steve (see above) and his buddies even richer.

Attorney General of the United States Jefferson Beauregard Sessions

Good lord, where do even begin with this guy? Lets forget about the hearsay about him calling black guys "Boy" and him not thinking the Klan was all that bad until he found out some of them smoked the wacky weed while they were out burnin their crosses. Jefferson Beauregard Sessions has a record as an attorney and a federal prosecutor and as a a United States Senator from Alabama. That record is abysmal. Of course it is cuz his name is Jefferson Beauregard Sessions. A true Southern redneck still living in the 60's, the 1860's. Sessions has voted to ban flag burning and put it into the Constitution. He has voted to keep the icky gays from getting hitched and putting a ban on the into the Constitution to keep that from happening. About the only thing he doesnt like about the Constitution is the crap already in there. Ya know, like voting and drinking alcohol and voting and all that liberty shit the commies are always screamin about. Sessions called the Voting Rights Act of 1965 a “piece of intrusive legislation”. Goddamned Yankees comin down there and tellin the Jesus lovers what they gotta do. He once prosecuted civil rights workers for registering black folks to vote. He lost. He voted against lifting the ban on the icky gays in the military, he voted against the Violence Against Women Act , he hates the marijuana smokers and characterizes them a "not good people" after which I assume he threw down a couple of mint juleps. In other words, this guy is just another prick. Great huh? The top law enforcement official in the land has no fucking idea its 2016.

United States Secretary of State Rex Tillerson

He's the head of Exxon Mobil. A corporation that has its own foreign policy of bribing horrific dictators in order to win rich oil contracts. In other words, this soulless creep will destroy the lives of many in order to line his own pockets. Sometimes in direct conflict with official United State Foreign policy which of course to guys like this is run by a bunch of pussies. Tillerson may be the only Drumpf boot licker more in Putin's pocket than Drumpf himself. Tillerson is not only good buds with ex KGB Putin he is also BFF's with Igor Sechin, the head of the state run Russian oil company. Igor Sechin you ask? With a name like that of course he's ex KGB. Basically its the fact Tillerson has no interest in any nation on earth that doesnt sit on a lake of oil that should bother everyone . He knows nothing of India-Pakistan. He knows nothing of Israel-Palestine. He knows nothing of anything. You think this asshole cares about world peace? Fuck no. Tillerson has his head so far up Putin's ass that Drumpf himself may not be aable to get in himself. Tillerson has also sued to keep fracking out of his own back yard.He wants it in your backyard. Tillerson owns a shell oil company in cahoots with the Russians in the Bahamas. Oh fuck it. Just launch the missiles now.

White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer

Spicer is the typical press secretary. He is a fucking liar. The only difference between the Democratic liars and Spicer is Spicer also hates the very press he is there to speak with. So when Spicer lies, he will do it with a sneer. When the First Escort Melania Trump plagiarized Michelle Obama in her rambling speech at the Republican Convention Spicer was right there to defend Mrs. Drumpf. Welll uhhh Michelle plagiarized My Little Pony. But most important of all, Spicer is one of those pious asshole Catholics who leave that dirt on their foreheads all fucking day on Ash Wednesday to show how much better they are than you. Screw off Sean. You aint better than anybody. You prove that daily.

and finally........

Counselor to the President Kellyanne Conway

If Spicer is a professional liar, Kellyanne Conway, a sort of blonde skeletor, is the queen of bullshit. If anyone is not sick of this smiling cobra I dont know who they are. The woman cannot answer a question straight on if her gray roots depended on it. Conway, a pollster of some repute, once spent the early part of 2016 saying that the vulgar Donald Drumpf was a creep who offended everyone. Then of course she sold her soul and became Drumpf's point woman to cuddle the dummies and white supremacists who make up Drumpf's base. Oh that and those economically anxious white folks who voted for the so called billionaire who has their best interests at heart. Conway to them is the 7th grade teacher who tells them what to do, with a gigantic smile on her face as she suppresses her absolute hatred of them. Conway is truly the empty vessel of Satan that Drumpf can never be. A spitting cobra of a woman, Conway is the face of this administration. A smiling liar with a nun's demeanor. You have to have done time in 1960's Catholic grade school to know what fear this horrible woman brings out of our deep sleeping repressed brains. She is truly evil.

The Tweeter Elect has surrounded himself with some of the most unqualified self centered morons this country has ever seen. And thats not even including his creepy sons, Uday and Kusay Drumpf.

We need help. Lots of help. If there was a God, which with this election I know there isnt. I'd scream out for help. Oh what the hell. HELP US OH LORD.

Monday, December 19, 2016

Two Heroes And A Zero!


Two American heroes died over the past two weeks. Lucky them.

John Glenn was a member of the Mercury 7. The first man to orbit the earth. One tough son of a bitch. Glenn was the epitome' of a hero. The word has been so diluted over the past 50 years I am not sure there are any heroes left. Nowadays, you put on a uniform and sit around playing high tech video games in which you actually get to kill people and the only risk is carpal tunnel, and you get called a hero.

John Glenn risked it all. Nobody knew what would happen. But John Glenn risked it all. And for what? His nation? The world? Himself?

John Glenn became a Senator from Ohio. He ran for President in 1984 but never got any traction because by then, real heroes had taken a back seat to made up heroes like Ronald Reagan, a man who never risked a damn thing yet was created by a cynical new breed of bullshit artists. Glenn went on to go back to space at the age of 77 again renewing his hero license. John Glenn died at age 95. The world is worse off because a real hero like John Glenn is gone.

Larry Colburn died last week at age 67. Larry Colburn was also an American hero. Colburn was a chopper gunner during the Vietnam War when his Captain, Hugh Thompson Jr, saw the My Lai Massacre going on beneath them. Thompson landed his chopper between the American soldiers slaughtering innocent Vietnamese civilians and exclaimed "Y'all cover me! If these bastards open up on me or these people, you open up on them. Promise me!" to which gunner Larry Colburn answered "You got it boss, consider it done." A stare down occurred between Colburn and the soldiers. The crew saved numerous civilians that day, including an 8 year old boy clinging to his mother's dead body in a ditch (see pic above for the reunion in 1998) Oh yeah, Larry Colburn was 18 years old that day.

John Glenn and Larry Colburn represent the best of America. It's what we can be. Not what we have become.

Today in America, a band of cowards elected a bona fide fascist bigoted sexual assaulter as President of the United States. This is what we have become. A nation of dim bulbed morons fascinated with reality show clowns who promise them the sun and the moon. John Glenn and Larry Colburn are out there somewhere covering somebody's ass, instead of being one.

Sunday, December 18, 2016

I Love The Poorly Educated!


What in the hell is going on in this nation? What else do the "poorly educated" believe? This truly makes me shudder.

Il Douche' Wave 3!


Its getting so close. The takeover of the longest running democracy in world history by a fascist puppet of a shirtless Russian despot. Nice going, hillbillies.

His cabinet gets worse and worse with every pick though it seems impossible at some point. But the thrice married vulgarian manages. Onward.

Office of Management and Budget Mick Mulvaney

This hick from South Carolina is not only a climate denier (arent they all?) but also denies that defaulting on the debt ceiling is no bigley deal. Mulvaney, a member of the 2nd worst body of politicians on earth, the United State House of Representatives, also says hey who knows what will happen when the debt ceiling is not extended. Sound like anybody? Dont get into a car with this idiot or he may say hey I dont know what will happen if I drive this car off a cliff. A member of the "Freedom Caucus", a group of scavenging raccoons that includes anarchists like Rep Steve King (Evil-Ia), Mulvaney helped bring the country to brink of hell back in 2011 when he said that he would gladly vote the default on the national debt and that he didnt even know what the word "catastrophic" means. Catastrophic is whenever Mick Mulvaney is being asked a question.

Secretary of Energy Rick Perry

What.............the...........Fuck......The last two Secretaries of Energy ave been nuclear physicists. Trump picks a Texas Dancing With The Stars loser cuz he has lots of energy or something. Perry ran for President twice to disastrous results. Remember "oops"? Then in 2016 he put on a pair of glasses to look smart and it went even worse. Christ, even the Kook Elect said putting glasses on doesnt make you more intelligent. Trump demanded Perry take an IQ test before being allowed into the Republican debates. Perry sits on a board directly associated with that disgusting Dakota Pipeline so in true Profiteer Elect fashion, Perry stands to gain from the destruction of sacred Sioux land. Perry is so dumb, he really needs to be told to breathe. He thinks Jaurez if the most dangerous city in America, he thinks you should teach creationism alongside evolution, he thinks the BP oil spill was an act of God, he thinks "Solyndra" is a country, and remember that ranch name? Look, its just a fact,and not a post truth "fact", Rick Perry is a moron. And he will be in charge of nukes.

Secretary of Transportation Elaine Chao

She married human turtle hybrid Mitch McConnell. What else do you need to know? She used to be Secretary of Labor under that now not so bad George W Bush guy. So at least she's got some sort of experience fucking over the little guy. Besides, it's a gift. Mitch McConnell keeps Russian hacking under wraps, cuz its always party over country with reptile human hybrids and the wifey gets a cabinet position. Easy Peasy, y'all. So the next time you are on a newly deregulated flight, just remember that your pilot may be hammered, the screws are loose, or the wing looked fine from the corporate office. Deregulation equals booming business right? Who cares if a trucker drives 36 hours straight right? Deregulation means profits.. Fuck your safety.

Secretary of Housing and Urban Development Ben Carson

Hey he's black right? He must have lived in an urban house at one point? Ben Carson, who originally said he had no experience in government so didnt want a Cabinet Position is Trump's only black male acquaintance. I mean come on, Omarosa is a broad so she's out. Hey what'd I say? Dummy! Carson, when he's not sleepy, is just a black version of Rick Perry. Oh yeah he is by all accounts a brilliant brain surgeon, which makes Perry a prime candidate, but outside of fucking around with people's noggins, he doesnt know much else. Carson once claimed to have tried to kill a guy which led to the sleep deprived or possibly loaded up on speed Amphetamine Abuser Elect to make a fool of himself as usual. Carson running HUD is like Trump running a country. Oh shit. I forgot. Carson thinks the pyramids were giant grain silos, would charge at an active shooter presumably with a crowd of first graders, thinks most Americans are stupid, thinks Obamacare is worse than 9/11, and the favorite black guy of millions of racists. As long as he doesnt get too close.

Secretary of Health and Human Services Tom Price

Price is congresscritter from Newt Gingrich's old district, 'Nuff said? Price is a walking talking knuckle dragger. He is against everything. Gun background checks. Abortion, Gay rights, the environment, NPR, PBS, Planned Parenthood, Health Insurance, Medicare, Social Security, Women, birth control, gun research, basically he's against Health and Human Services. Oh he is For stuff. Pre-existing condition clauses in private insurance. Women birthin babies, Gays staying in the closet, repealing Obamacare and replacing it with too fucking bad, HIV, guns and more guns, AAPS. Oh yeah the AAPS....these are those cretins run by dead Phyllis Schlafy's even more evil spawn. It's immoral for doctors to participate in Medicare or Medicaid. Tobacco taxes are a burden to health care, electronic medical records are another Gubmint plot to control your lives and Obama "hypnotized" voters into electing him. Tom Price, the proposed HHS head dude, is a believer in this nonsense. We are so fucked. Unless you are a white man, an insurance company, or dumb as hell.

United States Secretary of Labor Andrew Puzder

Andy Puzder is a Hardee's clerk with a Trump button on instead of his name tag. Puzder is a vulgar buffoon much like the Baboon Elect. Puzder, who will oversee a department set up to protect workers, doesnt even like workers. He likes robots cuz they dont take vacations, call in sick and always up sell. Ya want fries with that? Puzder thinks minimum wage is a burden to his corporate profits. He thinks workers turn down raises because it would mean an end to their "Free government stuff". Basically Puzder is a putz who hates people beneath him on the economic totem pole which is most everybody. Unless of course you are a hot babe. Preferably one he can beat up when she gets out of line. Puzder is the "genius" behind the infamous Carls Jr and Hardees ads where hot babes in bikinis slither around on a car eating his shitty hamburgers. Puzder, exploiter of the poor, and alleged domestic abuser. He truly is a drive thru Trump.

Secretary of Commerce Wilbur Ross

Wilbur Ross is a vulture capitalist. A guy who buys companies in trouble to sell off their assets and make himself even more money. He's a 79 year old Mitt Romney in other words. Oh yes, Ross is soft spoken and seems to be a kindly old man but he IS Mister Potter. He owned the company that was in charge of the Sago Mine which of course when it exploded, cost 12 miners their lives. Now I'm sure all 12 miners relatives voted for the Dirty Energy Guy Elect cuz being killed in a coal mine is every little West Virginia boy's dream but come on now, Ross was in charge that fateful day. Does anyone care? Hell no, change is bad. Where's my buggy whip? Ross's job is to promote American business. Ya know, like guns, bombs and shit that explodes, our greatest export. You think Ross will help keep other types of jobs here? LOL.

Secretary of Interior Ryan Zinke

I guess we should all be glad that the Land Rapist Elect didnt pick the Dumbass of the North or an earthquake advocate like this asshole and instead picked a Montana congressman who lives in denial of most facts but really has no current power. Ryan Zinke is truly a neanderthal. He once called Hillary the "anti-Christ". Zinke was a Navy Seal which means he is one tough son of a bitch but he also seems to have a bone to pick with Ovary-Americans. He doesnt think much of equal pay for chicks, doesnt think much of babes in combat, and didnt withdraw support from the Pussy Grabber Elect after that bus trip recording came out. But how about Zinke on the environment? Zinke is rumored to have been the choice of well know animal murderer Donnie Trump Junior, who wants to keep his land open so he can murder more animals. So I guess if you need a positive, well there ya go. So Donnie Junior can keep on killing, maybe some public land may be preserved from oil drilling and fracking. I am not holding my breath and if THAT is the best thing I can come up with we truly are fucked.

Thats it for now.........I need to go outside in the minus 25 degree wind chill and holler "wheres yer global warmin now?"........

Tuesday, December 13, 2016

Honesty!



Away from the dishonesty of the Puppet Elect for a moment for a moment of pure honesty. Patti Smith doing Dylan. Beautiful. And honest as all hell.

Sunday, December 11, 2016

Tidal Wave #2!


We now know that this next wave of deadbeats and drifters that El Commandante Trump has appointed is personally approved by the real leader of Amerika, Vladimir Putin. Hey Trumpers, how's it feel that your hero, one Ronald Reagan, who on his own won the Cold War (at least according to you idiots) has now been de-nutted within 3 months by your new hero, the guy who tells it like it isnt, Donald J Trump? How does a brain, a working brain, wrap itself around the post truth "fact" that Reagan won the Cold War against the "evil empire" by spending them into oblivion, and now that same "evil empire" has installed its own puppet into the Oval Office? Oh what, Putin took his shirt off so he's hunky and strong? Oh my, how homo-erotic for you bigots.

Back to the wave of nefarious villains who will be serving Comrade Putin.

UN Ambassador Nikki Haley

Everybody knows Nimrata Randhawa is the Governor of South Carolina, which is akin to being the captain of the 9th place intramural basketball team. The United Nations has had a stream of unprincipled idiots representing the US over the years, most of whom would have shown the door to the rest of the ambassadors if it was up to them. Haley, who is a real player, wink wink, has the foreign policy experience of most Governors of low level states. That is basically running around the world at taxpayer expense whoring her state out for a few bucks and a cookie. Hell, the only reason Haley is Governor of that state is that Mark Sanford took a trip up the Argentinian Trail and imploded. Well at least until the brain dead voters of the even worse than North Carolina state decided to put the creep back in Congress. Ya know, that R. So good luck Nikki. Try an figure out why your nameplate says "Russia Junior".

Administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency Edward Scott Pruitt

Scott Pruitt is a land rapist. Scott Pruitt would sell his left nut to any oil executive who demanded it, no no, he'd sell YOUR left nut to any oil devil who demanded it. Pruitt is the Attorney General of Oklahoma. Ok, gather yourself from laughing at that. Attorney General of Oklahoma? Somebody tell Il Douchey that doesn't mean he's a real General like General Mills or General Patton. Pruitt is a loser of so many elections (Christ even Okies didnt want this idiot making laws) that Attorney General was all he could manage to win, thanks to the Oil and Gas sleazeballs. Pruitt thinks being Attorney General of Oklahoma means he gets to sue everybody who might benefit dirt poor Okies who didnt have the sense top leave in the 30's. Sue the government to keep Okies from getting health care, sue the government to keep polluters polluting, sue the government to keep earthquake progress going thru fracking. Pruitt is the proverbial fox guarding the henhouse. Fuck, even the creator of the EPA, Dick Nixon, is spinning in his crypt. Satan himself is thinking of paroling Nixon with this bunch knocking on the door.

Administrator of the Small Business Administration Linda McMahon

For fucks sake, is this a joke? This administration is treating us like a bunch of jobbers. McMahon is the super rich wife of Vince McMahon. Oh do we have to watch this presidential disqualifying act again? Linda McMahon gave Trump $7 million during the campaign. Oh sorry, Citizens United freaks, gave $7 million to a pro- Trump PAC that was busy brainwashing mushy minds into voting for a cartoon character. I give you $7 million, you give me a job? Sounds sleazy to me, but in this current climate, its just smahhhhhhhht. Perhaps at some point, McMahon can explain what she knows about small business. After all, we arent all dumbfucks who think WWE is a sport.

United States Secretary of Homeland Security John Kelly

Well the first thing he should do is fucking arrest Donald J Trump for selling out the country to a murderous thug on a horse. But we all know that aint happening. Kelly is an immigration hawk who believes that Latin America is the main threat to Amerika. Drugs, immigrants, cartels. Kelly is an old school Marine. He doesnt endorse candidates, he isnt find of women in combat or in the military at all I am sure, torture is no problem and does not weaken America's human rights high horse. Kelly is a guy you get when the right wing takes over. He's not any more evil than anybody else. He's just a tough old bastard. And he's going to be running an agency that really ought to be abolished.

Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos

Billionaire Pyramid Scheme Artist appointed to "educate" America by fellow Billionaire Grifter Con Man Donnie T. DeVos is a school voucher advocate which of course means she just wants to gravitate taxpayer money from public schools to religious based factories of re-education. DeVos has never taught anybody anything other than religious based bullshit. She has advocated destroying reforming public education to "advance God's Kingdom". She regularly quotes Biblical myths to justify her desire to turn the country's children into zombies eating brains for Jesus. She appeared with Fearless Leader at one of his "Victory Tour" stops and demanded an end to Common Core, which not one person in that glazed eyed crowd could explain. So much for Il Douche getting rid of "special interests". Billionaire Pyramid Schemers. How much more "special" can you get? And oh yeah, her brother is a war profiting scumbag.

Wow theres only so much one can take at a time. Can it get worse? Oh yeah. It can. And it does.

Do svidaniya! comrades.

Friday, December 9, 2016

Il Douche's First Wave!


Now that the fascist oligarchy that 46% of the nation and dropping has put into power via a junta let us examine the future. Specifically the scumbags and miscreants that will now run the show here in this banana republic we all love. No seriously, have I said fuck this guy, lately. If not, fuck this guy sideways.

Trump, the guy who shits on a gold plated toilet, descends down an golden escalator followed by his mail order bride, has his own plane, and grifts the dumb out of $20 for a 49 cent goofy truckers hat made in China, but truly has the black lunged coal miner in his thoughts at all times, is appointing his cabinet and it cannot get worse. Or can it? Yes, like it does on a daily basis.

First the ones who really matter, but face no hearings or any questioning from pussy Democrats still trying to get along with fucking spitting cobras.

Steve Bannon---White House Counselor.

The guy is a Neo-Nazi. Anything else? He looks like the right wing professor you had in college who was dumb as fuck, but didnt realize it and had control over your life. You either said fuck it I'll take the C, or you kissed his dumb Nazi ass. Trump is the latter. Did I mention Steve Bannon is a fucking neo-Nazi?

White House Chief of Staff Reince Priebus.

This chinless little worm once openly stated that Il Douche would not be the nominee. When Trump became the nominee thanks to a lynch mob of uninformed morons, Priebus fell into line like the good German he is. A spineless little fuck who has the perfect name for his job as the Colonel Klink of this corrupt organization, Priebus can stop sucking dicks for a living any day now. He is truly a cowardly turd that needs to be flushed down Trump's golden toilet.

Deputy National Security Adviser Kathleen Troia McFarland

This former Fox News bigot really hit the jackpot when the Fearless Leader decide she was hot enough to work for him. The anti Muslim creep, oh fuck that, they are all bigoted assholes. The worst part of this harpy's life came back in 1992 when she outed her brother to her parents as a "lifelong homosexual" with AIDS. Oh its a terrible story. Read it for yourself. I don't throw this word around much. In fact I never use it. But in this case I will. K T McFarland is an Irish cunt.

National Security Adviser Michael T Flynn

Flynn spawns kooks as offspring. His son fueled Pizzagate, Look it up if you dont already know its a Trump voter's wet dream. But Mike Flynn is enough of a nut, that its no wonder his DNA has split and become even more dangerous to the next generation. Flynn was shitcanned by Obama for which he has become very Trump like in his revenge seeking. Fired because everything is an Islamic conspiracy from his pizza not having enough sausage to stubbing his toe on an ottoman. Flynn started the loons who walk the earth and voted for a pile of hair chanting "Lock Her Up" at the RNC Screaming like a drunken lout with too much Guinness in him, Flynn was unhinged. But as we all know now, being unhinged is a plus to these 46% and dropping ignoramuses who voted for a lying lump of orange manure to lead the Free World. Flynn, with his whacky mouth and brain at Trump's ear, may truly be the most dangerous one of the bunch.

White House Counsel Don McGahan

Ah Don McGahan. How cute. This former counsel to that rat Tom DeLay has a checkered past not worthy of discussion since basically his job will be nothing but somehow justifying that whatever sleazy shit that hump Trump tries will be "legal" because after all, Il Douche already stated that if a President does it it's not illegal. I suggest McGahan get in touch with John Dean because he's about to repeat history.

And all of these dregs of society are in. Period. Nobody questions Orange Mussolini on these appointments.

Its so depressing and I haven't even gotten to the people appointed to destroy the government and turn the keys over to the actual head of the Government. Vladimir Putin.

Monday, December 5, 2016

Save Scotus!


On January 3, 2017, Democrats will hold the majority in the Senate for a few minutes, until the newly-elected Senators are sworn in. Joe Biden could convene the Senate in those few minutes and call for a vote. The majority could then suspend the rules and vote in Merrick Garland.

Well,I guess we will find out if the Democrats have any balls left or if they've checked them at the Senate door. I dont give shit if it enrages Republicans, hell, they wake up enraged everyday.

To put Garland on the court is a life changing event as opposed to sucking Mitch McConnell's weenie or hoping he doesnt get mad.

To allow Trump to run the lives of the young for a generation is not acceptable.

Get on board or get the fuck out of the way. I am not going down without a fight.

Sunday, December 4, 2016

In The Presence Of Greatness!


Look, I love jazz. It is America's gift to the music world. I've loved it since I was a teen and played one of my Grandfather's old LP's that featured Benny Goodman and a singer named Billie Holliday. It was one of those what the fuck is THAT moments in my life. I grabbed out Grampa's other records from the bin and heard Duke Ellington, Gene Krupa (who my Dad couldn't stop telling me went to jail for marijuana possession, not as a warning but kind of as a that guy was hip statement), and the man who hooked me forever, Count Basie.

Over the years, I was the only 18 year old in the Orpheum Theater who was in the balcony to see Benny Goodman and his band in 1970 something. An old guy sitting next to me bedazzled me with stories of how he played with Benny way back in the 1940's and I didnt doubt any of it. To hear Sing Sing Sing live was thrilling.

I was the only 19 year old in the balcony watching Count Basie and his Orchestra , watching Cab Calloway, watching Billy Eckstine. Dizzy Gillespie came to town with the Basie Boys after the Count had died. I saw Dizzy from row 1 deal with a heckler by simply stop playing and saying "yo mama" and then continue playing. Who the fuck heckles Dizzy Gillespie?

I have been in the presence of greatness.

I was in the presence of greatness again on Friday evening. Wynton Marsalis and the Lincoln Center Orchestra came to town and played in front of a fairly packed house, . Now I have seen Wynton many times. First on the 1980's, at an art museum, as a quartet, featuring a blind pianist named Marcus Roberts. I saw Wynton at the aforementioned Orpheum , from Row 1, as a quartet featuring a sax player named Walter Blanding. And then came the Lincoln Center Orchestra sightings. Too much talent to even mention.

Wynton Marsalis and his band is so talented he can make music I hate sound fresh and exciting. Yep, this latest show from Friday night was Christmas music. But goddamnit, it was Christmas music that had my leg bouncing, my toes tapping, and my hands drumming away. It was thrilling.

When singer Catherine Russell would come out to sing those songs in a jazzy swinging 1930's way and step back and let the musicians do their thing, it was thrilling. To see jazz musicians and their faces as things go wrong, or are unexpected is thrilling to me. Cuz after all thats what jazz is. Pure 100% improvisation. When trombonist Chris Crenshaw went a bit long on a solo, to see the trumpeters put the instrument up to play and then put it down with a what the hell he's rolling look was thrilling.

Catherine Russell's interpretation of have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas was thrilling, her singing of Louis Prima's What Would Santa Claus Say was thrilling. But when she launched into a gospel rendition of No Room at The Inn, made famous originally by Mahalia Jackson, I had a come back to Jesus moment. For that few minutes, the atheism left my body and I was ready to praise the Lord! That song, and her and that band's performance, made have been one of the Top 5 Moments I've witnessed at any kind of concert. Praise Jesus!

Yes, I was in the presence of greatness again on Friday evening in Omaha. Wynton Marsalis, you are a national treasure. May good health keep you one for many years to come.

Arrival And Others!


Enough, for a minute or two, of this petulant baby about to be President, and lets talk movies.

Arrival has been out in theaters for a couple of weeks or so. And it is fantastic. Much like Contact before it, or Close Encounters before that, or even Inception, this movie will not lay it out for you to absorb. You have to put the effort in to think about what is going on.

Amy Adams (who is just great in whatever she does) plays a language professor named Louise haunted by a tragedy involving her daughter, who is born, grows to adolescence and dies of cancer. Told in flashbacks that keep entering Louise's mind as she is recruited to attempt to translate alien speak, much easier than Trump speak I'm sure. You see, gigantic eggplants have entered the earth's atmosphere and illegally parked over twelve spots around the globe. And the Earth is pissed, or baffled, or just wants to fight as usual. But Louise, and her trusty sidekick, Ian, played by Jeremy Renner (very toned down from his usual manic self), a geeky scientist, enter the giant crafts and attempt to communicate with these heptapods that look like big hands with long fingers that spew out Rorschach test looking crap at windows. Well of course in time, Louise and Ian learn to communicate as the flashbacks and weird dreams keep Louise going full blast.

Arrival is not a fast paced movie, its not an Independence Day where dumbass earthlings try and beat the things that traveled zillions of miles with their AR-15's and tanks. It is a thought provoking film where you must figure out the connection between the 12 spots where the big eggplants landed, the dreams and flashbacks in Louise's head, and what the hell Ian has to do with any of this.

I loved it. And it takes subtle shots at Fox News, Alex Jones and maybe even the Short Fingered Vulgarian Elect. Man those hands and fingers those heptapods have sure are big. Expect Trump to take shots at it on twitter. Once somebody explains it to him that is.

Allied is a film about World War 2 spies. Played by Brad Pitt ( Max) and Marion Cotillard (Marion), this spy duo, posing as a married couple, infiltrates Casablanca to assassinate a German ambassador and they do it very very well. Cut to a couple of years later, when Max is back in London and he and Marion fall in love and actually do get married and have a surprisingly homely baby considering the DNA involved.

And here is where I do not like trailers. The trailer gives the fucking plot away. The Brits believe that Marion is a German spy and if found to be true, Max is to "execute" her on the spot. Well Max isn't really on board with this whole execute deal (I mean come on LOOK at her for chrissakes, nobody is perfect) so he sets out to prove she aint no spy. Or issssss she?

The rest of the movie basically that, is she or isnt she? And what will Max do if he finds out she is a spy?

It's a thriller, it's a love story, its pretty good.

Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them is for the Harry Potter crowd. Now I got over the Harry Potter thing about when Max learned how to read and I didnt have to read the books to him any longer, which with him was about age 3. But I saw all the movies and was mildly entertained by all of them.

This one mildly entertained me also. It takes place in 1920's New York. It has Colin Farrell in it. And too much of a surprise guest who Colin eventually turns into.

But it's ok. It didnt put me to sleep like I feared it would. But why does Eddie Redmayne constantly look like he just listened to Kellyanne Conway not answer a question? Dont get me wrong, I love the guy, I think he's a great actor, but that puzzled little boy look annoyed me.

Next up are Loving and Manchester By The Sea, which are only at our local "art theater",which I love but is far away and costs a lot more than other theaters. I dont know, both will probably make me weep, but for once it wont be for my dying country.

Monday, November 28, 2016

Panic Button!


Its getting to be time to hit this because day after day it is becoming more and more apparent that 46% of this country elected a goddamned mad man as President. Now I understand the 46% is all concerned about their economic uncertainty and is really anxious about their blacksmith job going away in 2016. That and the fact that they are all pissed off a black man was elected in 2008 and did one helluva job with what he had to work with. The 8 years of watching that black dude made them so crazy that they ignore the fact that the Great White Dope is a fucking lunatic who may end the world and WILL end this nation soon enough.

The Kook In Chief Elect is such a thin skinned child that he now just makes shit up about wining the popular vote IF you deduct the "millions" of votes cast illegally. Of course "millions" of "illegal" votes simply means the votes of blacks and Hispanics and others that the cheating Republicans couldn't suppress. So get ready Dying America, that claim of the Asshole in Chief Elect is the first salvo in the coming charge to suppress the vote even more. When you have a fucking Nazi as your adviser, a man who has said he wants only property owners to be able to vote, and a flat out bigot with only two K's in his name who has spent most of his miserable life running all over the country writing laws to empower white men and make red states bleed redder, it doesnt take a room temp IQ Trumper to figure it out. The electoral vote is fixed by the fear voting of white people about to get royally fucked. Next up, the popular vote.

The Psychopath In Chief Elect is becoming more unhinged by the day. So wounded by the fact 54% of this country said fuck you to him is really getting under his thin skin.

Prove that voter fraud didnt happen to deprive the Cuckoo Bird in Chief Elect of his "win". This is his latest rant. Prove I didnt win! I won! Prove I didnt!

Well prove you aren't a deranged maniac then Herr Trump!

This man is a danger. Hit that fucking panic button in any way you can. This man, his handlers, his minions, his loony bin supporters cannot be normalized.

Ever!

Saturday, November 26, 2016

Empowered!



They are empowered now and normalizing these people is only going to make it worse. My fear is exactly what happened here. Nobody stood up to this drunken moron.

Stand up and fight for chrissakes.

Thursday, November 24, 2016

Jill Not Hill!


First off...Happy Thanksgiving to you all. Enjoy getting into fights with Trumper family members and hating them tonight even worse than you did this morning. Breathe hard.. And remember, they are dumb and lazy at best and a racist, misogynist, xenophobic bigot at worst. And they will not change with your stupid science and facts and shit. They are now empowered to be the loudmouthed dumbfucks they always were. So keep that in mind. Ok? Yeah that aint gonna work. Fuck em! Firmly establish yourself as being on the right side of history. And hit em with basic math. Yeah genius, how does a team get 2 million more "points" than another team, yet lose? Let the stupidity begin

Now second of all. Jill Stein is still nuts. But Jill Stein didnt cause Hillary to lose. First of all, Hillary did not lose.She got 2-3 million more votes than Herr Trump. Hillary lost because Republicans do one thing better than anyone else. They cheat. They suppress the votes of minorities and the poor thru bullshit ID laws. The install fear and bigotry into people already fearful and bigoted. And they flat out use foreign governments to hack.

Jill Stein is raising money for a recount of the swing states of Wisconsin, Michigan and Pennsylvania. So far, a goal of $4.5 million has been set, and as of right now, $3.1 million has been raised to do this thing. So think about giving up a fiver.

Now Hillary has again proven to be the roll over and play dead political hack us Bernie Bros always knew she was. Quietly conceding to a fucking fascist vulgarian who had promised to "lock her up" for the last 6 months. So if Hillary wont fight for herself and this nation, to hell with her.

If Jill Stein has to be the one to fight, so be it.

Dont accept fascism in any form. Normalizing these evil bastards is my greatest fear. "Oh come on, give him a chance" makes me fucking crazy. NO! You dont let Il Douche have a fucking chance. You destroy him before he has that chance.

Jill Stein's plot may not work. In fact, I doubt if the powers that be will allow it to work. Crank up the Russians, comrades. But EVERYTHING must be done to stop this movement. I refuse to be a Good German and go along without a fight.

So get in your Trumper family members face. Make goddamn sure they know you aint standing for any of this. If you sound nuts, so what. In a few years, you will be the one who stood up to it. You didnt go along. You fought! They will be the moral equivalent of segregationists and genocidal maniacs. They did nothing while others were oppressed.

There are consequences to voting for Trump. There really are. And if ridding your life of these people is the cost, think long and hard.

Go Jill Stein. It is a Hail Mary for sure. But sometimes those work.

Wednesday, November 23, 2016

Who Will Notice He's Gone!


Yeah yeah, my life is miserable what with the nation I live in voting for a fascist and my inability to grasp anything a Trumper says or does or why they even exist.

But the good news is that the broken down, who gives a shit reign of Jay Cutler appears to be over in Chicago. Bye bye to an experiment that failed and is a scene of things to come with the entire country. An uninterested incompetent running the show.

Good riddance.

Now when I can say that about.........nope sticking to football for now.

Saturday, November 19, 2016

Tolerance!


Donald J Trump admitted he is a fraud yesterday by "settling" his Fuck Trump U lawsuit for a reported $25 million. Will it matter? Hell no. The Trump voter is perhaps the most tolerant human being alive. That is as long as you arent black or gay or Hispanic or a feminist or buy into that equality crap.

So as our President elect (I cannot believe this) moves closer and closer to becoming a big motherfucking nightmare and the rest of the shitstorm that is Trump's miserable existence becomes known, how tolerant will the lynch mob be?

Well considering that the mob actually marked a ballot for a misogynist, a racist, a bully, a vulgar creep, a 70 year old child, did I mention racist, and they all knew it I assume though who knows what the fuck Facebook tells them (not on it cuz I prefer truth), they will be pretty goddamned tolerant.

Does the fact Ivanka Trump and her opportunistic hanger on husband, the son of a jailbird, sits in on the Fascist in Chiefs meeting with Japanese government officials matter? Unethical as hell but nahhhhhhh no big deal.

Does the fact the Liar in Chief talks to world leaders on unsecured phones because he's too fucking arrogant or ignorant to know why thats wrong matter? Nahhhhh no big deal.

How about he settled a lawsuit in which people accused him of defrauding them out of millions, did I mention that? After he said he would never settle? Will that matter to the mob? Nahhhhhhh just a business decision.

Will it matter that the Russians may have hacked this election? Nahhhhh it went our way.

Will it matter that Hillary got more votes by 2% than The Fraud in Chief when this is over? Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh she had emails.

Will it matter that no matter what the Loopholer in Chief tries, like "hiring" his son in law but not really because he isnt paying him, everything has an angle meant to benefit the Ego In Chief? Nahhhhhhhhhhh cuz uhhhhhh JFK did it too and I am too lazy to know that in 1967 it was deemed illegal to hire your relatives.

Will it matter that a white supremacist has the ear of the Racist in Chief? Nahhhhhhhhh cuz he's white.

Tolerance. I never knew a lynch mob could be so tolerant of others.

Somehow it doesnt make me feel any better.

Wake Me Up!


Protesting Trump is as about as American as you can get. Now I know the lynch mob that is in charge now thinks that protesting is all anti-American now that they perceive of the Great White Fascist America they believe they have created. They never protested when that Halfrican Obama won in 2008 and again in 2012. We just accepted and moved on. Yeah sure ya did.

Getting into the streets and stopping this fascist takeover is the only way to stop it. Oh Max's Dad, everything will be ok. We have survived guys like this before. No we havent. Me being a white male may skew this thing a bit, as I know minorities and gays and women have ALWAYS lived under this type of fascist bullshit, but progress was being made. Chrissakes, gay marriage is legal. Black Lives Matter was making a lot of us think disrespectful murderous cops are a big problem. A woman won the Presidency by getting 2-3 million more votes than a fascist reality show clown. HUH???

So I fear a coming complacency. This anti-Trump movement will peter out as daily lives begin to take hold again. And this ignorant vessel of Beelzebub that white working class Americans put into office will be molded like Silly Putin Putty and a white nationalist government of evil pricks will become just the way it is.

So stay out there. I'm with ya when I can find a red state protest to attend.

This NOT happening!

RIP USA 1776-2017!


I still am refusing to believe this. I am so shell shocked by this not a day goes by when I dont want to wake up and find this is not happening.

Its been over a week now since white working class Americans expressed their economic frustrations and took it out on Democrats because only the Republicans are looking out for them and Donald J Trump is the man to save their christian moral way of life. Nobody was listening to the white working class. Hillary certainly wasnt listening by telling them to retrain for another line of work. And she had that whole e mail thing that the frustrated white working class read all about on their Facebook pages. The white working class has been ignored for about 50 years now and the party of Trump is who is looking out for them and they finally spoke. Donald J Trump, just a cool guy who talks like them , is the man to stop all the changes that have engulfed this great nation of ours...............

Oh fuck this, I cant play mainstream media asshole any longer. The white working class grabbed their torches and guns and went out into the streets of America on November 8th and did what pissed off white working class people do when in a big cowardly mob. They lynched somebody. In this case they lynched The United States of America. Figuratively speaking, they lynched Barack Hussein Obama, a President who the Facebook tells me is really bad cuz he's black a Marxist born in Kenya. I mean look around, how can things get any worse for white working class America? Obama was a disaster what with his creating 14 million new jobs and not starting wars based on lies (though yes he did keep them going) and being black all uppity arrogant and smart and shit.

This nation is fucking finished. RIP USA 1776-2017. It's been a good run.

I'm going back to pull the covers up again. I cannot believe any of this.

Friday, November 11, 2016

Veteran's Day!


Oh and one more thing.

Happy Veterans Day. You all deserve our everlasting thanks and kudos for your service in defending us from evil.

Too bad it was all for nothing. Sorry, Dad. You spent the 4 worst years of your life fighting fascists and Nazis. Now look. Your kids have elected one.

To all of us Baby boomers I say.........fuck us.

I Apologize!


Much as all Muslims are terrorists and need to speak up against it and all blacks are thugs and need to speak out against it and all Hispanics are rapists and illegals and need to speak out against it and all Asians are sneaky and need to speak out against it and all Native Americans are drunks and need to speak out against it and all women are screechy harlots and need to speak out against it I must apologize to all of them that we whites are all racist assholes. I'm sorry. I don't condone it.

There, all you Trumper jackoffs feel better? Now stop being pricks because you dummies are going to be so sorry. You have no idea what you created.

It's alive!!!

Wednesday, November 9, 2016

Decency Dead!


I apologize to everyone for deep down in my cynical self that Americans are a decent people. Obviously I was wrong.

So go ahead America. Be a crude racist, misogynist, homophobic, xenophobic asshole. Your leader has empowered you.

And gawd forbid anything happens to the Pussy Grabber In Chief in the next 4 years. His Veep is an even worse human being.

Buckle up, normal decent America. I wonder if Putin has given the Misogynist in Chief his marching orders yet.

Congrats America. You have surrendered to the Russians after the Cold War was won.

Tuesday, November 8, 2016

Il Douche!


It is your choice, America. Il Douche or Her. She is far from perfect. Very far. But she is not a fascist. She is qualified. He is not. She knows how to talk to foreign leaders, he simply takes his marching orders from one and insults the others. She believes in people's rights. He does not. If you insult her she laughs it off. If you insult him, it's a years long grudge at best and revenge at worst.

This isnt even a choice. It's a must.

The nation is in the balance.

Monday, November 7, 2016

I Remember!



If for NO OTHER REASON, this is why Donnie T serves nothing. You condone this? ANY other candidate goes bye bye after this. This man is one step away from the White House. I remember this and will never forget it. If you vote for this man, you condone this horrible behavior. Unforgivable.

Defeat Trump!


This has gone on long enough. Agreed? So let's get to it and crush this movement of white bitters and outright white nationalists before it starts to fester.

The kid above is gone. Gone. Probably brainwashed by parents who were brainwashed by their parents and probably it all comes back to a weird and sick interpretation of religion. The gays are bad, the women are bad, the minorities are bad, the Mexicans are bad, the Muslims are bad, the Africans are bad, and a reality show host with a big mouth,a small mind, and zero religious core has told em what they want to hear. That poor kid makes my heart break. He's probably a good kid, a nice kid, treats his parents with respect, treats his fellow man with respect, but when a hollering asshole tells him what Mom and Dad have told him for years, he becomes just another screeching asshole looking to blame people not like him for some unknown slight. Something tells me if you interviewed that child, you would get answers far more involved than any of those others at that Trump rally in Nuremberg Colorado. Answers that would involve warped reason and logic that would make you go what the fuck is he talking about? I see InfoWars and nonsensical Republican bullshit about FBI investigations and Clinton Body Counts and hidden terminal illness crap and Bill is a rapist and lock her up and she has a body double and she is a liar all over that kid's face. All that while listening to the lying-est candidate who has ever seen the light of day in America. Cuz he tells that kid and the rest of those numbskulls what they believe and want to hear. Their lives suck because of somebody else. And that somebody else is not a giant Corporate Profit Sucking God or a billionaire class that pays less taxes than they do or a system of government that is for sale to the highest bidders, nope, its Mexicans and Muslims and blacks and gays and anybody else who doesnt feel as you do. That kid is gone. I hope I am wrong. That kid is why Trump must be crushed.

Khizr Khan,a man whose son died a hero, a fucking hero who saved American lives by giving his own is with Her. Sticking that pocket Constitution up Trump's ass at the Democratic Convention was great enough but Trump's reaction was just mind bending. Attack! Insult Mr.Khan's wife for not speaking. Get his racist surrogates to tweet and say horrible things like Captain Humayun Khan was actually helping the Taliban and not saving American lives. The basket of deplorables slithered out of the basket on that one. Mr and Mrs.Khan are Americans who deserve, no demand respect for their loss. To be ignored or ridiculed and even lied about by that side of the aisle, who really has no respect for anyone, is a fucking disgrace to this country. The Khans have given more to this nation than that whole bunch of Trumpers at any rally anywhere at anytime. I really wouldn't want to hear anything any of those people say on camera if asked about Mr. Khan. It scares me. Even Trump's Russian masters thought attacking Mr.Khan was over the line.

Trump and his minions need to not only be defeated, they must be crushed and their put into the trash compacter and reduced back to the 20% level of nutjobs that make up any group of people, and that includes you too, Bernie Bros (the Jill Stein hack hollering at Bernie Friday night in Omaha was just precious). I wont go as far as to panic and say a right wing coup is about to occur as Bill Maher stated the other night. The coup that would occur is Russian. We would be governed by a Russian operative taking his orders from Moscow. . And if the Republicans retain Congress with a President Trump, we are finished. But of course, this wont happen IF the decent folks get out and vote.

Please vote! It is absolutely essential to beat this man. He has to be Neganed because Trump and his followers ARE Negan. So vote and take the proverbial Lucille with you. Destroy this cancer before it metastasizes.

Sunday, November 6, 2016

Hacksaw Ridge!


Mel Gibson is hardly subtle. In fact some say he is downright nuts. His new movie is anything but subtle. But what it is is moving, thoughtful and fascinating in a car wreck sort of way.

Hacksaw Ridge, named after a cliff that American soldiers had to climb in the 1945 Battle of Okinawa, stars Andrew Garfield as Desmond Doss, a Virginia kid who enlists in the Army during the war yet refuses to handle a weapon of any kind during basic training. This of course leads to beatings by his fellow soldiers, resistance from the brass, and a court martial that goes nowhere. So Doss is unleashed on the Japanese, making a last desperate stand at Okinawa, as a weaponless medic.

The first hour or so of Gibson's movie is surprisingly thoughtful as we come to know Doss, his dysfunctional family and his new bride. We also get to know his fellow soldiers who all scoff at his religious objections to killing fellow human beings. Now in any war movie we know the guys who hate him the most will turn out to be the ones who love him the most.

The last hour or so is the first ten minutes of Saving Private Ryan tenfold. The brutality of war, in that Gibson graphic detail, is almost too much for anyone to bear. Doss saves man after man, dodging the Japanese bullets and amazing his wounded comrades. The suspense is pretty intense, now we know Doss lived but we dont know if the rest do.

Garfield is fantastic as the soft spoken Doss and surprisingly so is Vince Vaughn as the tough sergeant.

I warn you. If massive realistic violence of war is something you cannot take, dont go. I had times when I had to close my eyes and at one point fought back tears because it was emotionally draining. But that is what makes great film making to me. It made me think and it made me feel.

Stay for the credits. You get to see the real people talk about the heroism of Desmond Doss, the only conscientious objector to win a Medal of Honor. Bravery like Doss is unheard of. I wanted to know more.

It really is as good as Saving Private Ryan.

Facts Are Biased?



I know everybody has had it. Enough! But I havent HAD it with "both sides" as the media tries to say. The media, the people who bend over backwards to appear "fair" so as not to offend a particular section of society. Those sensitive souls who love their Jesus and guns and believe the lies of a thuggish brute con artist. The people who think the media is biased against them because an opportunistic political party, fast losing its grip on a growing diverse America, came up with the myth years and years ago. When we lie, which is a lot, and a media calls us on it. It is BIAS. LIBERAL BIAS. Yeah thats it! It works with a lazy society. A bunch of people also losing grip, powerless people, buy it because what other choice do they have? Things not going your way? Bias. Like every sports fanatic out there. My team got screwed!

Well, one side of this ugly ass Presidential shitfest is about to get "screwed". And despite the fact this lying scammer had screwed himself with his big fucking mouth, his cruelty, his racism, his misogyny, his bullying, his incestual leanings, his lying, his ignorance of all that is foreign, his threats, his meanness, his total lack of respect for anyone who dares to call him out on his bullshit, 40 percent of this nation, basically white people, is still going to vote for him. White women are going to vote for him. White men, of course, will vote for him. Guys like the young white man we saw outside the Bernie Sanders rally for Hillary on Friday night, with his camo vest, his Hillary For Prison sign featuring Pepe, the racist frog is going to vote for him. What the hell a young person thinks that makes them throw their future away, their dreams of what the want to be, to vote for this doomsayer hooligan is just beyond me. Old bitter white people, baby boomer losers, used to being given everything for free, I get it. White America is dying. It's really not, but when 2008 came and that colored man Halffrican foreigner Muslim oh lets just say it N bomb took office because of Acorn the fact a heavy minority turnout combined with progressive whites sick of racism and homophobia and the ways of the past can do wonders in moving this nation forward, they went fucking crazy.

So I haven't HAD IT with both sides. I've had it with one side. The side that lies and intimidates. The side that believes anything they are told by con artists looking to sell goofy hats and conspiracy theories. The side that thinks foreigners are coming here to kill them and not better their lives for their families. The side that yearns for the 1950's when the blacks and the gays and the women knew their place. The side that seizes control of a major political party by nominating a 70 year old punk with not a care on earth for any of them. The side that allows a loud mouthed bandit say anything he wants in public and cheers because he "tells it like it is". Well it isnt, dumbfucks. Maybe at your house, or at the local bar, or at the church you phonies go to worship that hippie socialist it is, but it isn't that way out here where the normal people live. And you are all about to find that out. In a big way.

And I am going to keep saying that right up to the time a 70 year old deceiver takes the oath of office with one hand on the Art of The Deal and the other on his daughter's ass.

Friday, November 4, 2016

Ramblings Of A Mad Man!


Good Gawd we have entered the final 5 days of this shitfest and I've had it. Random thoughts:

1) Melania Trump not much of a fan of cyber bullying. As First Lady (LOL) she would dedicate her reign (LOL) to stopping children, like her 70 year old man child future ex-husband, from saying mean and nasty things about others on social media. Is this woman even breathing? I know she's been busy preparing her November 9th divorce from a yelling pumpkin, but even she knows enough English to comprehend what she was saying. Right? As John Fugelsang said after the speech by Melania, or was it Marla, and now, Eva Braun will teach us all about Hanukkah.

2) The Cubs win! As much as I sat on pins and needles hoping like hell the 108 years of sucking wouldn't end, now that it has, great. Now Cubbies fans, shut the fuck up. Ive been to Chicago and been to Wrigley many times and each time I became less and less of a Cubs fan. The incessant whining, the constant reminder that they were lovable losers, the 22 year old drunk lamenting how she had waited her "whole life" for this, the worship of what is essentially a 104 year dump of a stadium, the hipster factor, the North Side snobbery, it all just turned me so off I damn near began to like the White Sox. Hey Chicago, whatya say, the Cubs are gonna win today? I think the Sox won back in 2005 and nobody lost their shit. So good for you Cubbies fans. Now you are just another rich ass baseball team and in another year everybody is going to hate you. As on the cutting edge Ive been with the Cubs, sitting there with 2500 people watching them lose in the daytime back before 1984, I am now going to be on the cutting edge again, The Cubs are now the Yankees. Let the hating begin.

3) Cubs fans all over are so fucking happy. Except for this guy. Poor bastard will never remember any of it. When you've lost for 108 straight years, and you finally win, in another city, and beat another team from a city that hasnt won in 70 years, dont talk shit. It's just not smart. And that Indians fan who had had enough of "Sandberg's" trash talking? Hope you enjoy jail you violent creep unable you verbally punch that moron.

4) The FBI is a political arm of the Trump campaign. So many heads should roll for the blatant Trumping of this campaign I cannot wait For President Hillary to clean house of this band of Hoover licking neanderthals. Fuck you, FBI. And fuck you Rudy Giuliani, you Trump sucking mental case. To base baseless accusations on a book written by a right wing con artist funded by Dead Breitbart by the people who run federal law enforcement is disgraceful. We really are going back in time when Tricky Dick used the FBI as his own personal revenge mob. Yeah, back when America was great. Back when the term "ratfucking" was coined. The FBI. Ratfuckers extraordinaire.

5) The Trump voter. Not racists, sexists, dummies, or assholes. No they are just frustrated hard working white people. Screwed over and looking for somebody who will listen to them as their 19th century jobs go bye bye thanks to oh I dont know, Hillary Clinton. Who will listen to their very real concerns? Yeah that's it. A "billionaire" con artist who ships their very jobs overseas on a daily basis. A man who pays less taxes than they do. A man who spouts forth statements that reflect their own minds. A man who is a Russian puppet. Hey Trumpies, remember this from your favorite "comedian"? Anyway, frustrated Trumpers expressed their frustration this week in ways we should all consider "legitimate". A Trumper in Des Moines, who had a liking to taking the traitor flag to high school football games to taunt black kids, decided to express his white disenchantment by killing a couple of police officers. Ahhhhhh, poor Donald Trump, he wasnt a black assassin . Damn! Another Trumper had to express their disillusionment with the status quo, ya know a Republican dominated state like Mississippi, the status quo, by burning down a black church and writing Vote Trump on the singed outside. Yeah, we must listen to their concerns.

6) How much are we, or I, gonna miss Barack Obama? I mean this guy is such a charismatic man, a hip man, and a man who cares, who can deny it? Other than the frustrated white working class who has a legitimate beef with his color policies. This is what we have now, a funny man who knows how to make a point, and is fucking hip to the room. Now what? A total asshole and pandering hack ? I'll take the pandering hack of coure, but oh my god. President Obama, despite white people's concerns about your race policies , this white person is going to miis the hell out of you. If for no other reason, this and ESPECIALLY, THIS.

7) I now mute political ads when they come on TV. I dont give a shit who they are pimping. In the "nice" Midwest where we are all polite and respectful, unlike you East Coast assholes and West Coast hippies, the ads are absolutely horrible. The Demoncrats are big spenders who will surrender your daughters to ISIS and give your family farm to the Federal gubmint once you die cuz of that death tax and force you to get health care and kill your kids with illegals aliens who drive drunk. Those nasty Demoncrats have been fucking with you for years with their total control of all things government. Hey, dont look at your actual government, dominated by Republicans. Thats not fitting the narrative. Obama, that Marxist who has taken all your guns and raised your taxes. His blackness policies have been dictatorial. Now go vote for the Republican incumbent cuz he's such a change artist.

5 more days of this shit. At least the TV part of it. Once Hillary wins, and the Trumpers all fall into line to support America, all will be well. That is until the frustrated white working class with totally reasonable concerns about Hillary's gender policies decide to grab their muskets.

Good luck to us all. We will need it.

PS......Watch this........My Cub hating all went away..for a couple of minutes......

Tuesday, November 1, 2016

See You Next Tuesday!


Good Christ....7 days and this thing will be over....

Sid Miller, an actual elected official, an Ag Commissioner , oh he's from Texas.......tweeted that earlier today and of course blamed it on being hacked and then blamed a staffer and then of course deleted it cuz calling a woman a "cunt" probably even offends 10% of Trump's female self loathers.

Sid Miller is one of those tough talkin Texans full of shit and a walking Texas stereotype that any thinking Texan despises. So him calling the next President of the United States a "cunt" is not really stretch for Ol' Tex there.

Miller once said he wanted to slap people who said "Happy Holidays" cuz of course he loves him some Jesus and that's Jesus' birthday and shit. So if ya say "Happy Holidays" to Sidney, he may whack ya, just like his hero Jesus would do.

Sid Miller once compared human beings to rattlesnakes. Oh yeah, they were them brown Syrians and shit but still, rattlers? Refugees from Syria will bite ya just like rattlers will. Ya know, refugees. Like Jesus hated.

Sidney once said making peace with them Mooslims is one of his biggest priorities. Make peace? Ya know like his buddy Jesus would. By dropping an atom bomb on them ragheads.

Farmer Miller once used campaign funds to go to Mississippi to go to a rodeo. The bigger question may be Mississippi? But yeah, Ag Boy used campaign funds to go watch fellers rope cattle and laugh at those hilarious clowns.

Sid Miller also once went to Oklahoma to get a "Jesus shot". A shot that will take away all the pain in your life forever. I'll pause to let Jesus regain his composure and check the fucking holes in his hands. Oh by the way, Miller is so fucking stupid he let some ex-con scam him out of $300, rather scam Texas taxpayers out of $300.

So if we kick Sid Miller in the nuts now, no pain? Let Hillary give him a Jesus shot right in his grapes.

Sid Miller, an elected official in Texas y'all, also authored a bill telling women they had to have a sonogram 24 hours prior to an abortion and some doctor has to play her a tape of a heartbeat to make her feel all murder-ee and shit. This "empowers" women. Ya know, by forcing them to undergo unnecessary medical procedures in an attempt to make more little Texans.

So Sid Miller calling Hillary Clinton a "cunt" is hardly hacking or a staffer.

It's Sid Miller extraordinaire. Grasp it Sid. Take ownership. It's YOU man. Go for it.

You fat motherfucker.

Monday, October 31, 2016

MIster Lincoln, You Cannot Change Parties Now!





This is what a major political party of 150 years or so has been reduced to pandering to. A 51 year old man in Phoenix and another grown ass crazy person in Barstow.

But oh yeah I forgot.............E MAILZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...........BENGHAZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.............KILLAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.......

8 more days! And then these kooks will go away........


Friday, October 28, 2016

Tom Hayden!


Tom Hayden died the other day. That made me sad.

Tom Hayden was an American hero. A man who had beliefs and wanted to change things. And fuck you, Mark Levin, he did it through the system many thought he wanted to bomb into oblivion.

An original member of the Chicago 8, Hayden was one of the men railroaded by a justice system that NOW acquits actual criminals for violent protests because of freedom. Hayden was a serious man, not an activist clown like Abbie Hoffman or a con artist like Jerry Rubin. Hayden was an original member of the anti war movement, not an opportunist looking to cash in later.

Tom Hayden is gone now. A man who mattered.

I will miss you.

Fundy For The Bundy!


Ok I get it now (actually I got it long ago).

I can watch a tape of a bunch of white numb skulls with a love for free government benefits for themselves but for no one else, carry guns (2nd amendment freedom!!) onto federal land (we pay for it dammit even tho none of us pay taxes cuz of freedom!!!!) and occupy it for weeks daring federal infidels to start some sort of confrontation so they can become martyrs to a cause nobody of normal intelligence gets. Whoa wait a minute. Meatheads with guns, brainwashed into a sort of religious fervor, occupying land and wanting to die for a cause no person with a room temp IQ believes in? It's the American ISIS. Idiots Stupid Idiots Stupid. Chrissakes, you got acquitted by the Oregon OJ jury Bundy Boys. Now what? Failures all. Losers. Damn, only dead LaVoy Finicum succeeded in becoming a martyr. Who? Said by everyone outside Trump America.

This bunch of deadbeat morons, charged with conspiracy against the government and possession of firearms on federal land, which of course anybody with two eyes and a working brain can watch tape of for hours and hours, was acquitted of both of the things that you can see. Right there. With your eyes.

Are they happy about this? I mean for people like these, attention whores and leeches, sitting in jail being popular among the dumb and getting free food and lodging cant be all bad. Now, after the acquittal, which made some cavemen lawyer so angry he got himself tazed, these idiots have to go back to whatever cave they live in and survive.

Look, you can be white, and do this, and get set free because a group of people too fucking stupid to get out of jury duty, and probably intimidated by some gun humping freak in the jury room, and get away with whatever you want. But if you are black, or Native American or a woman well then fuck you, get out of the way or you die.

These people are dangerous. They will not stop believing their freedom is being stomped on because of some slight that happened when they werent allowed to freeload off taxpayers and suck the life out of regular people. When Hillary wins, these creeps will be out of control.

So thanks Oregon OJ jury. Empowering these dumb fucks only causes them to buy into a belief that their cause is righteous. The same belief that bubble living Trump voters have that a "secret" vote will propel a groping, lying, con man who had lustful thoughts about his grown daughter into the White House because "everybody I know is voting for Trump".

Good luck America. We are going to need it.

Sunday, October 23, 2016

Why I Hate The Cubs!


The Chicago Cubs are going to the World Series. Now we have to hear about goats, and curses, and professional weirdo Bill Murray, and more curses and 1908 and 1945 and endless shots of old people in the stands for the next week or so. I am already sick of it and the Cubs havent even blown it yet.

Look, the first game I ever went to was at Wrigley Field in 1964 and the Giants beat the shit out of the Cubs that day. But it hooked me on baseball. It hooked me on the green field and the atmosphere and it even hooked me on Wrigley Field. Ah, you never forget your first love. It hooked me on Willie Mays, who hit a home run that day. I became a junkie. And the only teams I could pick up on the radio back home were the Minnesota Twins, The Kansas City A's and when the wind was blowing right, the St Louis Cardinals.

Now for some reason over the years, it has been assumed I am a Cubs fan. Well, I was a cable TV Cubs fan because it was baseball on my TV. Harry Carey was fun as hell. Drunk and uncensored, Harry once exclaimed after yet another Cubs loss on a Phillies walk off home run, "Jeeeeeeeeesus Christ its a home run!!!"

I would drive 24 hours to Arizona every spring to see spring training games, before it became just another money making scam by MLB. I would see the Cubs in Mesa, The Giants in Scottsdale, The A's in Phoenix., The Brewers in Chandler, the Mariners in Tempe, and een the Indians an hour away in Tuscon. It was fun, it was baseball. You could talk to the players, get autographs, get in the games for $3, and hide under the bleachers when your skin turned red from the 98 degree sun in March.

I would go every fall to Wrigley Field, after the Cubs were eliminated, and sit there in the front row with about 3,000 other people and see baseball.

And then came 1984. The Cubs won. The woodwork opened and out came the cute Cubbies fans. Making it a clusterfuck in Chicago for those of us who have claustrophobia, or agoraphobia, or just generally hate crowds of bandwagon jumping opportunists.

It was the beginning of my evolution from Cubs "fan" to Cubs "hater". When the Cubs blew a 2-0 lead in that 1984 NLCS to a fucking team from San Diego (??) and lost 3 in a row, I was kind of crushed. I wanted the Cubs to win. San Diego has a team? Christ they looked like McDonald's employees back then and they had that fucking Steve Garvey. But it was ok. I still like the Cubs.

1989 came and the Cubs played the Giants. The Giants won, of course, got swept by the A's in the Earthquake Series and I was finished with the Cubs. Why bother? I dont live there. They arent ever going to win, they put lights at Wrigley. Whats the big deal? It's just another sports franchise that makes a ton of money screwing the taxpayers and not caring if they win or lose because they have a ton of enabling fans who fork over money, win or lose.

Then came 2003. Another Cubs choke job. Caused by a super Cubs fan named Bartman who did whatever any fan would do with a baseball coming at you 20 feet above the field, he tried to catch it. The ultmate sin. Cuz we all know that the legendary Moises Alou would have caught it, the Cubs would have gone to Series and they would have won and put the curse to rest. Except for the Bartman character. He did it. He lost them the game. Oh not the 2 run error made by Alex Gonzalez, not Mark Prior's wild pitches, not the 8 runs the Marlins would score to turn a 3-0 deficit into an 8-3 lead. Oh not that. It was a nerdy fan down the left field line who lost them the game. No, not the next night when they blew yet another lead and lost. No not the fact Dusty Baker was your manager. Nope, it was the geek in left field, who had to be escorted out of the stadium and was spat on and called an asshole, and threatened by drunk Cubs fans and shown on the TV over and over and had to live in fear for the net few years.

Curses my ass. You just suck.

Then came 2008, when a billionaire family of right wing creeps bought the Cubbies. This family of greedy pricks then bought up all the rooftops, screwed the taxpayers of Illinois to "renovate" Wrigley Field and brought in Red Sox interloper Theo Epstein to "renovate" the Cubs.

The "renovation" is now complete. By bringing in players of uncertain character, like gunshot and beating women enthusiast Aroldis Chapman, the Cubs are the real deal. Just another great team full of mercenaries and whores.

And finally the evolution of Max's Dad was completed this last summer when at Wrigley for a Pearl Jam concert, it was discovered that the $500 million in taxpayer money was used by the right wing creepy family to put up giant scoreboards and and ads. That's it. The fucking 1912 bathroom still had troughs for the 2016 fan to piss their Old Style, no no thats gone too, only piss water Bud is sold there now, into. A trough? Really, how fun.

So in conclusion, from 1964 to now I have evolved into this.

1) I hate the Cubs fans for being superstitious bandwagon jumping assholes.

2) I hate the Cubs themselves for being owned by a right wing creep who decries big government except when he benefits from it

3) I hate Wrigley Field because you still have to piss in a trough

4) I hate Aroldis Chapman, a 103 mph throwing violent misogynist (unless of course he signs with the Giants)

........Go Cleveland! End your own futility streak. For the love of God! Save us from these pretentious Cubs fans.