Monday, September 1, 2014

Labor Day 2014!


Hey enjoy your Labor Day. Established in 1894 as a sort of oh sorry for that whole Haymarket Massacre deal, Labor Day has become simply a day off. Oh yeah, there are parades of lazy shiftless union "workers" down the streets while the job creators, the real heroes of America, sit in their country clubs still working so hard to create those jobs for those poor Indonesians, Vietnamese and Chinese. Yeah it's Labor Day, where in a salute to the millions of people working for a living, they get to work. For minimum wage. At a company that steers them to the food stamp line. Saaaaalute!

Can you even imagine this Congress creating a modern day Labor Day holiday? No me either. Instead we'd be saluting the fine folks at Bain Capital and Wal Mart and GlaxoSmithKline.

Yes it's Job Creators Day. Where the workers all go to work for free in a salute to their employers and carry the CEO around on a litter all day and feed them grapes. If the CEO doesn't want to go to the office and observe her or his free money day, a lucky four employees can be chosen to caddy for them at the Club, drinks and dinner on the employees of course. Thanks boss. For being a Job Creator. This is YOUR day. The day where you realize that Americans working for free is a damn good idea. But Americans are so greedy with their insistence on living wages and health care and safe working conditions and unnecessary shit like that. So where can we get a free work days forever? Overseas where they eat dirt and have armed guards looking over them. Ohhhh a Job Creators Wet Dream.

Oh I kid the Job Creators on their day. They really do care. Well about cutting that golf score below 80 that is.


So I salute anybody who actually works for a living. That includes about 93% of us or so. The other 7%, or 47% like certain asshole politicians love to lie about? I salute you too. For trying. Unlike most Republicans, I don't love America and hate Americans.

For those not working, I remind you of the greatest advice you can ever get. From Pete Townsend and Roger Daltrey. Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

Wednesday, August 27, 2014

Bad Boys Bad Boys!


Omaha Police took on a guy robbing a Wendy's with an air soft gun and not only killed the robber but took out a Cops Sound man too.

The "shootout" involved over 30 bullets. I hate to second guess, bullshit, of course I love it, but if a cop comes in a west door and another cop comes in the east door along with two TV guys, what the fuck is West Door doing shooting at some guy with three others coming in East Door? Is saving $40 worth of Wendy's money necessary?

Oh yeah, the air gun was fired twice. Right before 30 bullets blasted through the air killing anything that moved.

The tanning salon 100 yards away was hit 3 times with a worker still manning the beds.

As we speak, the spinning is beginning. Tape exists. It will not be shown. Sorry, but killing the thief isn't my problem here, it's firing fucking 30 plus bullets while innocent people are in the way.

Well, what would you do, Mister 20/20 Hindsight? I'd fire my entire clip, reload and fire another clip. But ya know, I KNOW that about myself and thus, did not become a cop. Nor do I own guns or want to fire guns.

My sympathies to Bryce Dion's loved ones and the crew of Cops. In 25 years of filming COPS, nothing like this has never happened. Come to Omaha, and work with OPD, and voila.


I love my hometown and it's ability to stick it's collective head in the sand regarding its Police Department.

Omaha-We Don't Coast. We go full out all the time. 30 plus!

Tuesday, August 19, 2014

Props & St Louis Count PD!


Come on St Louis County PD. If you're gonna make shit up do it right. Despite there being a million "journalists" in Ferguson and about 100 protesters and no video evidence of any "molotov cocktails" being heaved at the occupying force of Seal Team 6 wannabees, this is what you come up with a "proof"?. A POW of a Molotov cocktail being displayed like POW's were in Hanoi?

Hate to go all Jesse Ventura here but if that's real, I'll drink a bottle of that crap and light my insides on fire.

Once again, with all that lootin' and stealin' combined with all the welfare and unemployment benefits that put Ferguson into the 1% category, you'd think you could come up with a better prop.

A Molotov Cocktail in a Hennessy bottle or Red Kool Aid.

Lame.

Monday, August 18, 2014

KISS!


Back in 1970 whatever in a different life, in a different time, I used to play spin the tunes on the radio. On the Friday night midnight to 6 am shift you could pretty much do whatever you wanted because no station big shots were up and if they were they were asleep, drunk, high and in all probability had no interest in listening to their own shitty radio station no matter their condition.

I hated working that shift, not only because of the request line full of stoners and lonely chicks wanting to hear Pink Floyd or Zeppelin or this new group called KISS. My loathing of KISS cannot be defined by normal words, though I could get through a playing of Strutter without wanting to blow my brains out. I not only hated KISS and their hey look at us we suck but we blow shit up and dress like assholes act, I hated their fucking "music" and their army full of losers.

Gene Simmons is a prick. Everybody knows that, right? Gene Simmons wouldn't piss without figuring a way to make money out of it (shhhh dont tell him KISS PISS rhymes), He is a total douchebag in every way, shape or form. But as long as Nugent exists, he never truly will become the biggest asshole in rock. But oh how he's trying.

While promoting his latest exercise in making money he pimped himself out yet again by granting an interview to the highly sympathetic Wall Street Journal in which he defended Donald Sterling, called on immigrants to learn "goddamn English" and told depressed people "Fuck you then kill yourself" and aske people to be nice to him cuz he's rich.

Goddamn, Gene-O, I know you said this stupid shit before Robin Williams committed suicide but even you must feel like an asshole this time. Right?

Well after a cost analysis study I'm sure, Chaim Weitz, uhhhh, Gene Simmons said he was sorry. Sorry because he had just taken one step off the bridge to career suicide or sorry because he really means it?

You be the judge. In the meantime, Ted Nugent stays at #1 in the Rock Asshole Poll due to that pussy apology from Gene.

Hey Gene, Ted says "fuck you then kill yourself" for doing the right thing for once.

Friday, August 15, 2014

Cops In Mud!


This is what cops do. And though I am shocked it took the Barney Fifes in Ferguson, Missouri 6 days to do it, they did it.

What do cops do whenever they fuck up? They trash the victim. Trash trash trash. The motherfucker had it coming. See, he gave the finger to a camera. Whites never ever do that. Right? See, he flashed gang signs at another camera.Cuz we know white people never ever do that. See, he shoplifted a box of some shitty cigars called Swisher Sweets? See,he pushed around a little old guy. Fucking thug had it coming. We were just protecting you from a serial cigar thief.

6 days to come up with this? Yet STILL, not one word about the killer cop. Not one fucking word. No incident report. No autopsy report. Nothing except Michael Brown was a big scary punk.

Yep, piss in the well and then when it comes out your officer fucked up, or perhaps murdered someone, nobody cares cuz the dead guy was askin for it. The line has been drawn. Again. The thin blue line. Us against them. Whose side are you on, scared America?

This is a joke of a police department that charged a guy with destruction of property for bleeding on them after they beat the shit out of him and found out, ooops, wrong guy. Want to speculate on what color the guy asking for it was in that case?

They do it in Ferguson. They do it in Omaha. They do it where ever you live. It's as natural as a dog pissing on a tree. Cops lie. First reaction. Lie. There isn't a cop known to man who probably shouldn't be in prison for perjury. That's what these goofs do. Lie.

This must be bad, though. When you have a police ass kissing county prosecutor like Robert McCullough and you STILL have to trash dead people, what exactly did this cop do?

I'm an old white guy. These cops should be right in my wheelhouse. Kicking ass and getting shit from ungrateful citizens. I should be the model for the typical white asshole defending these guys.

Sorry. I think. And I know. I know what cops do to black people. I work with black people who have jobs and work their asses off and get nothing but shit from cops itching for a fight. I know what its like to be slammed against a police car because I'm young and in the 'hood. And I'm white.

So what happens now? Probably nothing. Trolls will troll the internets and post their racist bullshit. Michael Brown will still be dead and this cop will either be charged or not charged. It won't matter because cops have already done what cops do. They've trashed the victim. They've divided us up again.

The really sad part? It fucking works.

Wednesday, August 13, 2014

Keystone Kops!


Is this what we've become? Stop giving seized drug money to cops and give it back to education because toys are what the police spend all that money on. And like the war industry, goddamnit, we need to use some of this shit every now and then just so we can get the new stuff.

What did NWA say?

Get a grip, cuz sorry, the cops in this country are out of control. Full of money, power, arrogance and the undying support of frightened white people, the para military force that used to be your local constable is simply too big to fail.

Remember Boston? That police force shut down an entire city and rumbled tanks all around to capture one wounded kid hiding in a boat. Really? Tanks?

Look, DWI, possession of drugs, being a dick, or not kissing the nightstick of your local police office is not a death penalty offense. Yet it is becoming that, little by little. With the scared citizenry's support.

Ya wanna know the difference between whites and blacks?

Whites are appalled what happened in Ferguson,Missouri. Disgusted at what went down there. What the hell? All that looting and disrespect and whining done by those people down there.

Blacks are appalled at what happened in Ferguson,Missouri. Disgusted at what went down there. What the hell? A young unarmed black man was shot numerous times and killed while holding his hands up in the air in broad daylight.

You tell me what appalls you. The loss of property or the loss of life. How you answer that question tells me all I need to know about your character.

Period.

Saturday, August 2, 2014

Bam! Crash! Pow!


ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING CONGRESSMEN IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING CONGRESS!