Pretty Boy and The Scarecrow!!!

 There are some real shitbags in the "Greatest Deliberative Body on Earth". Usually in the past, it was a group of statesmen with a few dopes who weren't all the smart but had a streak of decorum they adhered to. Then came Bill Clinton and the right wing went fucking nuts. First the House went under the spell of eye rolling nuts out there and a few IQ challenged nitwits entered the House and began throwing their feces at the wall. Here in "Ne 02" after years of moderate Republicans and some moderate Democrats representing us, the electorate went crazy under the influence of newly formed right-wing media and elected John Christensen, voted the dumbest member of Congress year after year. We wised up after two terms of this cretin and elected a Republican whose greatest achievement was outlawing cruising on the main drag of Omaha (yeah we ARE the worlds biggest hick town) but at least he wasnt nuts. 

Anyhoo, The US Senate has caught up with the morons running the House by accepting dipshit voters electing dipshit after dipshit to the Senate. It has also caught up by accepting downright evil people elected by other evil people. 

For once Ted Cruz, perhaps the most evil man to have ever been elected to the Senate, is not the focus of what I am about to write. Oh Cruz probably agrees with them but he's too busy being an Islamophobic bigot right now to win re-election.

Nope I'm talking about the Senator from Virginia   Arkansas and the other Senator from Virginia Missouri. Senator Tom " If I Only Had a Brain" Cotton and Senator Josh "Run Away" Hawley. These two jackboots are really upset with students at Columbia sitting around listening to loudmouths with bullhorns (non-students of course) scream about Gaza and genocide. These two guys, who would both look cool in Waffen SS gear, are so upset with peaceful protesters they just cannot hold in their inner Nazi. 

Cotton, who wanted to call in the 82nd Airborne to squash BLM protesters back in 2020 drawing no quarter (this means killing everybody in your way arms up or not) now wants Joe Biden to call in the National Guard to go bust heads up at Columbia which shouldn't be tough since the protesters just sit on the grass and listen to crazy people. Cotton has such a yearnin to kill his fellow Americans he just can't stand the reluctance by reasonable people to let the protests yell themselves out. In other words, Cotton cannot wait for another Kent State.

Now Hawley, a "Missourian" whose only tie to the state is his sisters Ozark fun house, has joined Cotton to wish for a massacre of them dirty hippies. Hawley has equated the deployment of the Guard in 1957 to protect black children from mobs of white racists and thugs to Columbia's really loud screeching into a bullhorn lamebrains with an agenda of antisemitic nonsense.

Hawley and Cotton are the herpes simplex of the Senate. They won't go away as long as their constituents keep enabling them. Cotton bamboozled Arkansas voters in 2022 into sending his scarecrow looking ass back to DC. Hawley is running this year in a state that has become exactly what America thinks it is. Jed Clampett, Lil Abner and Daisy Mae. So, he'll be sent back to try and further his 2028 presidential ambitions.

But the fact these two misanthropic blood lusters pretend to be so concerned about Jewish students they want to turn the campus into Gaza itself with death and destruction is concerning. If they get away with the bullying bloodlust without consequences (which of course they will), it will only encourage them in the future, and if somehow Trump wins perhaps those Waffen SS unis will be ok to wear in the Senate.