Thursday, August 8, 2013

Under Steve King's Dome!

My neighbor to the east, Representative Steve King (Unexplainable-Ia) is back at it again proving a man can be really stupid at a lot of different things. The cantaloupe calved Mexicans hauling 75 pounds of pot (does this guy have ANY idea how much 75 lbs of weed is?)across the desert was bad enough. But King's sombrero-phobia is well known so who really gives a ca ca what King thinks about anything to do with immigration or about red or green chili for that matter.

At a meeting sponsored by his Kochsucking masters , The Americans For Prosperity For The Koch Brothers, King launched into his well thought out linear thinking regarding climate change. King, who I assume was not drunk or stoned out of his mind on 75 lbs of wacky weed, said about climate change, "(climate change)is not proven, it’s not science. It’s more of a religion than a science.”

More of a religion than a science? So it is myth? Superstition? Utter delusional bullshit? This coming from a guy whom, I assume, formerly believed in a talking snake and a whale without a digestive system. This is progress! Stevie, maybe there is hope for you. Religion is crap! Steve King said it.

Of course at this point, King didn't leave well enough alone and launched into a climate change is not happening but it's a good thing climate change is happening by making a statement so Sean Hannity like I'm surprised King didn't suddenly grow Flintstone hair, start smirking and suddenly develop an urge to watch porn. King said “I spent a lot of my life cold, it felt pretty good to get warmed up,”. Well butter my corn, Steve King likes to be warm and he doesn't care how it happens.

I used to think rising carbon dioxide levels were caused by cars and cows and trees and shit. Now I realize that the carbon dioxide coming out of that blabbermouth's Koch hole is really the cause. Good Lord, Steve King, nobody can be that ignorant without an agenda. Is King's agenda to get the oceans to rise so far that Davenport or Keokuk become the new Myrtle Beach? Jesus, Steve, admit it. I'd have more respect for you if you'd just admit being an evil Cheneybot. This I am the dumbest dipshit in America act demeans everybody in Iowa. What's it gonna get you, Steve? Other than 75% of the Tea Party vote that is.

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