Friday, August 24, 2012

Who Says I'm Not Religious?

Dear Lord:

If you are up there, please send a sign to show the Republicans that major storms are not all caused by homos and abortionists. Please show them that hurricanes are also caused by narcissistic liars, sociopathic self centered miscreants and jewel jangling gold diggers, also known as Republican wives. And as long as I have you on the line, please time your wrath to coincide with an Ann Romney event. Watching her get upset that the coronation wasn't quite what 'you people" promised would really make my day. She's such a philistine. And one more thing, Lord, after your temper tantrum passes, please back it up and run over them again. Thank you, Lord.

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