Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Cujo Is Really Pissed!

Ok I cannot hold off on commenting yet again on this pile of Iowa pork nuts named Steve King (Embarrassment-Ia). I know this yahoo is a joke, a laughingstock, a non entity who doesn't deserve the recognition of anybody with an IQ over the political version of the Mendoza Line, the Palin Line. But everytime I cross the Missouri River into Iowa I am in too close proximity to the eye rolling born again freaks who vote for this asshole every two years. What the fuck is the matter with you people? I mean, we have a total backbenching nobody representing us here in Omaha named Lee Terry. He is a total douchebag, but at least has the brains to only embarrass us once in a while like when he almost got his ass kicked on the floor of the House by a mental case like Jesse Jackson Junior. King can't keep his mouth shut for one day. He must talk, and talk, and talk and say absolutely nothing that doesn't make Western Iowa look like Hooterville, or Texas.

King is such a tool he inspires normal people, normal Iowa nice people, to wave placards around with his name plastered on it, and get into fights with fellow nice Iowa people who haven't eaten too many fried Twinkies and know King is a complete shame upon a fine state. At the Iowa State fair, the annual pig worshipping festival held in Des Moines and featuring long thought dead rock and country acts, some folks decided King was a joke and were there to tell him such facts. King's zombies yelled clever things at the King fact checkers like "get a job"........HAHAHAHA...that one never ever fails to amuse. Hey dipshit, you're at the same place they are. Why don't YOU get a job?

What inspires King to say things that make him look like a member of the Palin clan? His latest was his insistence that dog fighting wasn't so bad. He said something along the lines of:

"When the legislation that passed in the farm bill that says that it’s a federal crime to watch animals fight or to induce someone else to watch an animal fight, but it’s not a federal crime to induce somebody to watch people fighting, there’s something wrong with the priorities of people that think like that."

Huh? So when the cops show up and induce me to watch legalized assault and battery, aka MMA, it's not a federal crime? Damn, I was counting on that ACLU lawsuit money.

King, of course, was clumsily, I suppose, who knows what goes on in that kaleidoscope of a brain of his, trying to shove a pro life message down our throats. Ah hell, I have no idea what that crazy son of a bitch was trying to say. All I know is Steve King apparently has no problem with felons fighting their dogs. He makes Romney's stuffing of Seamus into a pet carrier on top of the SUV look downright quaint. Look for Mittens to seek out the King vote by holding a Yorkie fight or two.

King then dug himself deeper when he tried to get out of his puppy abusing views by stating an even more bizarre philosophy of life:

"Liberals have so devalued life, that a man can rape a young girl, kidnap her, force her to undergo an abortion across state lines, and then drop her off at the swingset….and that’s not against the law in the United States of America.”

What? Really? What have I been wasting my life doing? I always thought that would be against the laws of somebody but I guess in Kingland anything goes, baby.

Next time I drive across that river into Iowa, wow, I know we once had a whacky Mayor here who called Iowa a "triple XXX rated state" and I thought he was nuts. I am so sorry, Mayor Daub. You were right after all.

1 comment:

Jack Jodell said...

That King proves the old acronym of Iowa being "Idiots Out Walking Around", only in the case of King, some of them are actually voting, too.