Tuesday, December 24, 2013

Readin' And Writin' Wit Da Palins!

What would the holiday season be without some ignorant ramblings from the Alaska trailer trash Palins? Oh thank goodness we have Bristol Palin, chip off the old block, jumping into the Duck Dynasty deal. Bristol, the Palin single mom of the moment, that is until Willow or Tree or whatever the fuck that next daughter's goofy name is decides to let the next Levi into her snowpants, has made her Phil Robertson thoughts known:

"I think it's so hypocritical how the LGBT community expects every single flippen person to agree with their life style. This flies in the face of what makes America great — people can have their own beliefs and own opinions and their own ways of life. I hate how the LGBT community says it's all about 'love' and 'equality,However, if you don't agree with their lifestyle, they spread the most hate. It is so hypocritical it makes my stomach turn."

Wow, do her and Mommy have the same ghost writer? And is she knocked up again if her stomach turns over something she probably never reads? Hey, but the wisdumb from Bristol aint done yet:

"If I were Duck Dynasty, I would take my show to another channel,So much disrespect."

Disrespect. Yep, that's what the Palins know the most about. Cuz direspectin' and all dat is just hatin on da good people who read the Bible and stuff. Ya know, like those parts of the Bible where the blacks are singin and dancin while they picked the cotton for da nice white guy who gave em the job. Ya know, da job creators.

Man, the dumb in that family makes it no wonder that Trigger Palin is screaming for help whenever he gets the chance.

1 comment:

Jerry Critter said...

Perhaps the Palins were the inspiration for Duck DyNasty.