Hot Dog!

Y'all know the story of Hank The Dog the homeless lil guy who the Milwaukee Brewers adopted in spring training.

Nope, Hank the Dog did not bite The Italian Sausage right in the Italian sausage. That's an April Fools Joke.

I wish two things were true about that picture.

1) That Hank had bitten that creepy Polish Sausage burglar right in the knockwurst

and

2) He had bitten that cheat Ryan Braun right in his tiny PED infested testicles.

Good Hank. You're still a good boy.