Saturday, December 29, 2012
Hey sometimes you just have to choose a side. You may be repelled by an arrogant English phone hacker like Piers Morgan and then he gets attacked by a mob of IQ-less gun fondlers for calling an unbelievably stupid man named Larry Pratt "an unbelievably stupid man". Pratt is the head of some scam organization named the Gun Owners of America thus proving Piers' point.
Sorry unbelievably stupid men and women, I take Piers' side. Seems the incredibly stupid faction of the Child Massacre Advocates have started a petition, another stupid one I might add, to that White House website, you know, the one where my dreams of Southern secession can come true, to deport Piers Morgan because he has the scones to stand up to the gun nuts of America. They love the Second Amendment so goddamned much they are perfectly willing to throw out the First Amendment when somebody gets through their ear plugging nyah nyah nyah act.
The petition states :
"British Citizen and CNN television host Piers Morgan is engaged in a hostile attack against the U.S. Constitution by targeting the Second Amendment. We demand that Mr. Morgan be deported immediately for his effort to undermine the Bill of Rights and for exploiting his position as a national network television host to stage attacks against the rights of American citizens."
Yep, that's it. And so far over 90,000 moonshiners have signed it. Of course as Piers states in his all so wonderful tiger poking twitter responses, that leaves about 310,910,000 folks who want him to stay. I know the math is really hard for mass murder enthusiasts, but that's a lot!
Oh wait, that petition was started in Texas. Aren't you rootin tootin traitors gone yet?