Wednesday, October 9, 2013

I'll Bet Hitler Never Would Have Closed The WW2 Memorial!

Acht Du Lieber! Since the Republicans shut down the Nazi Government of one Adolf Goebbels Goering Hussein Obama they've gone all Simon Wiesenthal in trying to bring down the Acorn elected administration. Oh the hyperbole' of the right wing. The batshit craziness and the absolute stupidity is a lethal cocktail that's making me certainly feel like I have one gigantic fuckin hangover.

Arizona State Representative Brenda Barton (Walking Dead-Some Hick Town in Az)took to that bastion of free speech, Facebook, to announce her contempt for that brownshirted brown face in the White House. Well let her say it because I refuse:

"Someone is paying the National Park Service thugs overtime for their efforts to carry out the order of De Fuhrer... where are our Constitutional Sheriffs who can revoke the Park Service Rangers authority to arrest??? Do we have any Sheriffs with a pair?"

National Park "thugs"? "De Fuhrer?" (by the way, leatherface, its Der Fuehrer unless she's talking about some German Industrial band I've never heard of) and Sheriffs with a pair of what? Truck Nutz?

But Barton, who looks like she really needs a skin check, went on....

" While the POTUS continues to punish the American people; he keeps open his golf course, he keeps open Camp David, and he retains his and his wife's excessive staff and stable of Czars! I'll bet he has kept in service his 3 food tasters!!!"

Commandant Obama has his own golf course? Wow! Being from Arizona she sounds a bit jealous to me . He and his wife's excessive tastes? Translation-- you know those blacks and eating stuff on Food Stamps other than Mac Donalds and red kool aid. 3 food tasters? Yeah, probably black too. Leeches.

Barton, so goddamned dumb, she leaves crazy voicemails yelling at her political opponents and thinks Boormann Hess Obama is having catholic priests arrested for saying Mass on military bases, though to be fair, an even dumber human named Steve Stockman (Imbecile-Tx) told her that whopper.

Brenda Barton, standing up against freedom hating Obama Nazis, unless of course it involves starving poors, jamming dildos with a camera up women's hoo hoos or letting the Mexicans even breathe that Arizona air, then she goes full on Third Reich on their asses.

Meanwhile up in Yellowstone, the Park Ranger "thugs" are really racking up the Nazi points. According to some tour guide named Gordon Hodgson of Provo, Utah (gee I wonder who he voted for) the thugs who work for the National Socialist Park Service kept people from taking pictures of buffalo, walking up to Old Faithful and sticking their faces over it and petting the cuddly bears. Jesus! Well again lets let Hodgson hang himself:

She told me you need to return to your hotel and stay there,” Hodgson said. “This is just Gestapo tactics. We paid a lot to get in. All these people wanted to do was take some pictures.”

Gestapo tactics? Again really?

Hey look, Tea Party nutjobs like Gordon Hodgson and Brenda Barton. There are no Nazis running anything other than their meth infested mouths. If Field Marshal Obama and the National Gestapo Park Service were actually using Gestapo tactics, George Hodgson would have been on his knees getting a bullet in the back of the head and Brenda Barton would have had her leathery skin made into a lampshade by now.

So back off on the Nazi shit. It makes you people even uglier than you already are.

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