Tuesday, November 27, 2012

You Two Have Nuthin On Jeff Dunham!

Hey Grampy McCain! You lost over 4 fucking years ago! Get over it for chrissakes and leave Susan Rice alone. I know you cannot get the black guy out of the White House but by getting the black chick out of the State Department or the UN or the CIA or wherever the hell she is aint gonna help your pain.

I'm not really sure of much about this Fox News generated impeachable offense but I do know the following:

1) Four Americans were murdered in Benghazi, Libya

2) Mitt Romney got smacked upside the head for even bringing it up

3) Dana Rohrbacher (Dickhead-Cal) is a complete asshole

There, that's about it. But from my limited knowledge of the "scandal", Fox News, John McCain and his effeminate ventriloquist dummy, Lindsay Graham, along with an inexplicable nobody from New Hampshire have begun to attempt to reverse the election by Clintoning Barack Obama.

McCain and his band of nitwits have it our for Susan Rice, presumably the next Secretary of State after Hillary leaves to become the 45th President of the United States. Why? Because Susan Rice said something about a video causing riots that resulted in 4 dead diplomats in Libya. Oh come on! Everybody knows it was Al Qaeda that whacked those innocents. And for that, Susan Rice is a complete incompetent dumbshit!

Yep, that's about it. 4 dead Americans. Check. Killed by a mob. Check.

Orrrrr could it be this? 4 dead Americans. Check. Killed by a mob of terrorists. Check.

Seeeeeeeeeeeeeee! What a goddamned scandal this is. And leave it to Gramps to get to the bottom of this!

Just like he did when Colin Powell spoke to the UN about weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Or when Condoleeza the piano player national security'd her way to 3000 dead innocents and became Secretary of State. Or when he got to the bottom of that war of liberation we started. Or when we let Bin Laden go at Tora Bora. Or when he tried to figure out where the yellow cake (hmmmm yellow cake) was.

Yeah, Grampa Simpson was all over those fuck ups like lies on Romney.

Is it possible to ship John McCain back to Hanoi?

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