Sunday, November 4, 2012

I Am Woman, Hear Me Whine!



Now that Mitt Romney is assured of winning the Presidency on Tuesday and Barack Obama is going down in a crushing defeat thanks to the Washington Redskins losing,why even bother to even show up and vote?

I'll tell ya why because for every idiotic "formula" predicting the election for one side, there's another idiotic "formula" predicting the election for the other side. Thanks to Alabama's never in doubt victory over the LSU guys last night, Mitt Romney is done. Kaput. Put a fork in Duke Mittens of Massa-fornia-gan. Barack Obama will serve another term where he can enslave the white race with no opposition whatsoever.

The last week we have seen Lord Rombot of OnePercentland try to appeal to that all important demographic of married white women living in comfort but still bitching that the black usurper isn't handing them money for staying home and watching The Talk.

Put out by the surrogates of Prince Poppycock of Prickville, one ad features a thirty something actress pretending to be a real married chick of means whining how bad her life is as she sits in a $100K kitchen watching Obama on a $600 I Pad and slurping a $6 cup of coffee. The other features a stern looking thirty something actress pretending to be a married chick in a $200 jogging suit pushing a $600 baby stroller as she runs through a well to do upper class neighborhood crying about her horrible life under the Black Avenger. Not only that, but the scary man in the White House makes her baby cry. Really?

Whitey, please! Appealing to this type of person is a ridiculous waste of money for the Koch Bros and Karl Rove. Women like that are already in the Mittens camp, protecting their investment, errrrrr, marriage. These kind of ads are laughable to anybody with a brain. To feel sorry for either of them is something only Romney could comprehend.

It's getting close to the end and Romney seems to be the desperate one. Implying that you all will be fired by his buddies if Obama wins. Threatening the country's financial future by saying the House will only work with him and if the Kenyan Muslim socialist wins, sorry, the country goes off the cliff. Sending out clowns like Rudy Giuliani and Donald Trump to "persuade" the nitwits still claiming to be undecided? Huuuuuuuuuge move, Mittens.

I am more optimistic than I was week ago. Reading between the lines, the Republicans seem to be gearing up for a loss, what with Chris Christie's Obama praise, and the bitter old man McCain bringing up the "I" word as in impeach over the Fox News generated Libya nonsense. Shit, even Sarah Palin has kept her hillbilly piehole shut for about a week.

If and when the Emperor of Entitlement gets his ass handed to him Tuesday, let's hope this privileged dope goes back to one of his houses and does what he does best. Nothing.

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