Oh thank Allah that Max got thru AP History in his senior year of high skool and got an A. As Max's Mom and I await his going away to join ISIS we see the College Board has finally done something about that anti-American AP History shit the were teaching and now have made the textbook a 400 page book that says on every page America Fuck Yeah!
Now finally, young uns will be taught the correct version of American History instead of
You know like:
1) The American Revolution was inspired by God and how
2) Slavery was allowed because it featured full employment with medical for all the blacks rescued from their homeland where a whole lot of other blacks kept them in slavery and white guys with
3) Manifest Destiny was God's way of making his chosen people masters of the world like he meant it to be in the Garden of Eden when he created
4) The Civil War was all about
6) The 16th Amendment
7) Communism is whatever rights I don't get. Gay rights, women rights, black rights, mexican rights, Caitlin Jenner rights, all inspired by
8) Vietnam was fought to
9) Ronald Reagan is the greatest American who ever lived. Period. All hail Ronald Reagan. Ronald Reagan
10) Ronald Reagan is the
11) Barack Obummer is the
12) America is number one in everything. No matter what the
America! Fuck Yeah!