Sunday, June 23, 2013

More Lone Star Loony!

I don't really know anything about Tyler,Texas. I don't know where it is, I don't know who lives there, I don't even know if it was named after Steven Tyler or Tyler Lautner, but one thing I need to ask is what the fuck is wrong with you people?

Louis Gohmert (Asshole-Tx) is the guy you want as the face of your town? I mean I know he's a Republican and a right wing dipshit and all but 71% of you good people of Tyler (isn't that what they all say when some dick does something really bad in any town?) actually pulled a lever or filled in a dot or threw a dart at a wall to express your support for this prick?

Gohmert is an embarrassment not only to Tyler, but to Texas and quite honestly to the United States of 'Merica. Gohmert has proven himself to be nuts so many times he makes Steve King (Possessed-Ia) look like fucking Bono or something. Gohmert, with his "terror babies" or "Muslim Brotherhood inside the gubmint" or his pulling a "hey do you know who I am" card while trying to park in spots reserved for people other than him, or his blaming "attacks" on Judeo (and he aint too sure about that bunch I'm sure)Christian ethics for a red haired maniac shooting up a movie theater, or his liking warm oil pipelines so caribou can get it on (yeah he may have stole that from Poppy Bush), or his wanting to repeal the 17th Amendment, the one calling for direct election of US Senators, cuz it was a Federal powergrab, gawdam I cannot go on! This guy is just fucking nuts.

Now being nuts is fine. Crazy is a virtue sometimes but Gohmert has now crossed over into a field nobody can advocate, being a dick.

Gohmert, in trying to make sure that the leeches who get food stamps don't get them no more, got up on the sticky floor of the House of Kooks the other day and forwarded that age old story that absolutely nobody has ever seen for themselves, you know, where the Caddy drivin bling wearin Obama phone talkin poor is buyin the crab legs with the food stamps while poor Clem behind them stands there with his "ground meat". Gohmert knows this because a whole bunch of his constituents see this all the time down there in Tyler while they stand there drooling and paying income taxes so that the blood sucker in front of them can eat the crab legs. How can you begrudge them this anger? Well first of all because it doesn't happen any more than the welfare mama in Chicago with 7 aliases happens. Second, Louie, an average of $133 or so is given out for food stamps in an average month for your high falutin poors who probably have a TV and a phone and maybe even a copy of Bill O'Reilly's book.

Yep, Gohmert is a dick. But he can't stop with the crab legs with food stamps bullshit. Nope he goes that extra mile down the Dick Highway by calling the poors "obese" and hey, it don't look like they're starving to me, no sirreebob! What an ignorant fool this nasty man is.

Hey Louie, next time you are in the Piggly Wiggly, and you decide you want some crab legs (which by the way are "food"), just remember, those same constituents you care so much for, and are so pissed off at the poors for being poor, are also buying YOUR fucking crab legs. So stop being a dick cuz what goes around comes around. YOU, and the rest of your dipshit congressional friends fucking up this nation, are the real leeches.

Louie Gohmert, Baptist, Texan, State Judge, Aggie, all adding up to D I C K.

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