Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Teenaged Lobotomy!

Out of every tragedy comes even bigger tragedies. Like the fact Oklahomans elected these two dumbfucks ,Beavis Inhofe and Butthead Coburn, to the US Senate. Now these two goddamned cretins are attempting to deflect their previous votes to let people in the Hurricane Sandy ravaged Northeast go fuck a duck after the destruction was known. Coburn, who somehow got through the University of Oklahoma Medical School by giving himself an icepick lobotomy, is trying to be consistent by demanding spending cuts elsewhere before handing over federal disaster money to his home state like he did before when Sandy hit those gay marriage loving states. So Coburn wants the poors in Vermont or Taxachusetts or New Jersey to starve for a while so his Jesus loving constituents can rebuild just in time for another non climate change event to come blowing through and wreck their brand new trailers again.

Inhofe, who is even dumber than Coburn, even after the lobotomy, actually differentiated between bad Sandy relief and good Oklahoma relief by blabbering, "“They were getting things, for instance, that was supposed to be in New Jersey, They had things in the Virgin Islands. They were fixing roads there, they were putting roofs on houses in Washington, D.C. Everybody was getting in and exploiting the tragedy that took place. That won’t happen in Oklahoma.”

Inhofe, who thinks climate change is a "hoax", must also not understand Hurricanes form over oceans and wreak havoc over lots of places, like the US Virgin Islands, and cover thousands of miles. You know, because God has that power to teach those gays and their minions back east a thing or two. The devil, without a lot of power, can only conjure up those mini hurricanes like in the Wizard of Oz and try to kill Jesus loving folk.

Hey wait a minute, maybe Coburn graduated Oklahoma Doctorin' School by icepicking into Inhofe's head. Yea that explains it.

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