When Does Mike Hunt Speak?

This is the weekend when America's biggest cranks get together and call everybody a "socialist" and a "communist" and a "bolshevik" if they think saving a nation is somehow important. Oh, it's the Conservative Political Action Committee's annual convention. Can you imagine how much bathroom toe-tapping is going on right now? It must sound like Stomp is in town.

This is the convention where thus far we have unconfirmed UN hater John Bolton making a hilarious joke about nuking Chicago. Minnesota dingbat Michele Bachmann going all Barbara Billingsley in Airplane, speaking jive to RNC chairman, and resident oreo, Michael Steele, and saying "you be da man" not once, but twice. Conservative economic and foreign affairs expert Joe The Plumber talking out his poopchute. There was a 13 year old dork competing with Mr.Plumber for the title of Head Mouth Breather. This is the place where the mayor of Los Alamitos would feel right at home with the fried chicken and watermelon jokes these folks find so knee slappin' funny.

To end the convention on Saturday, the basement dwellers will get their porn when speakers will include every patriotic American's favorite thrice married drug addicted viagra enthusiast, El Rushbo, chain smoking voter fraud participant, Anorexic Annie Coulter and then some hillbilly chick from Alaska will close the place down and charge the taxpayers of the Fugitive State at least $60 per day.

No wonder Bill Buckley checked out early.