Can We Give Alaska Back To Russia?

Jesus, I know I said this nitwit's name would never be typed again but I cannot help it. Never in a million years did I think this dumb woman would still be around opening her hillbilly yap making an complete ass of herself and the dumb people who think the verbal diarrhea that comes out of her piehole is wisdom. Pfew.....once again how does she talk unendingly without breathing like that? No wonder The Fab Five didn't mind the gillion hour trip to Alaska 20 years ago.

Hey Sarah. I got two words for you. Shut the fuck up! The fact you give Hannity a boner is the only reason you're still allowed on the air on Fox anyway, but Mark Zuckerberg needs to be beaten with hoodie cords for inventing Facebook and letting you vomit out the ignorant ramblings you post on that social disease of a media site on a daily basis. Your sarcastic, humorless (you are not funny, Sarah, you just think you are) postings make most of us ignore you. You are not funny, Sarah. Just because you beat the raging Michelle Malkin in the funny department doesn't mean you are funny. It just means that Malkin is even more humorless than you. Malkin doesn't even try and that makes your attempts less difficult. And you still fail miserably.

Sarah Palin, four people died in Libya as the result of a bunch of fucking maniacs doing whatever it is they do. And you, Sarah Palin, try to make political light of it by blaming the President? By lying. By sarcasm. By ignorance. Who actually listens to your idiocy any longer? Russell Brand may be crude but he was 100% correct. The only reason anyone listens to you any longer is because they want to bang you. How does that feel?

Sarah, you are a joke. A blip in history. The worst thing ever forced into American politics. Thanks, Gramps, for that. And I have two more words for you. Go Fuck Yourself.

15 Is Also The Ohio Republican Average IQ!

OK, 15% of Ohio Republicans think Mittens had more to do with whacking Bin Laden than Barack Obama? 37% more percent of them don't know or aren't sure? This has GOT to be a Republican sense of humor at work but as we all know they have no sense of humor since their idea of funny is a fat guy in a bunker in Florida talking to an invisible phone screener named Snerdly. This is why Clint Eastwood made them laugh so hard. It's the Republican base, old white guys talking to invisible people.

But seriously, they have got to be fucking with us. 15% of them actually answered that stupid ass question that way? Better yet, the 37% who said they weren't sure aren't even fast enough on their feet to be absurd.

My goodness, what other questions would these people answer so asinine that it makes us double digit IQ types laugh.

1) Who gets more credit for the Holocaust? Hitler or Barack Obama?

2) What is the capital of Kenya? Nairobi or Obamaville?

3) What state was Obama born in? Hawaii or Jakarta?

4) What color are the black helicopters that will come take your guns? Black like Allan West or Black like Obama?

5) Who shot George Wallace? Arthur Bremer or 10 year old Obama?

6) Who was responsible for Ohio State's football cheating scandal? Jim Tressel or Barack Obama

7) Who do you hate more? Michigan or Obama?

8) Who set Lake Erie on fire back in the 60's? Polluters or 7 year old Obama?

9) Pete Rose is being kept out of the Hall of Fame by whom? Bud Selig or Barack Obama?

10) Why does John Boehner cry so much? Because he's a drunken lout or because of Barack Obama?

11) Who was more responsible for the 2008 economy collapse? George Bush or Barack Obama? (that one may go to 100%)

12) Who beat the shit out of John McCain in Hanoi? The North Vietnamese or a 3 year old Barack Obama?

13) The Cincinnati Bengals and the Cleveland Browns and the Cleveland Indians all suck because of who? Their incompetent cheapskate owners or Barack Obama?

14) Who is more responsible for Ohio Republicans being so goddamned stupid? Themselves or Barack Obama

15) Who will be more responsible for Barack Obama winning Ohio in November? Osama Bin Laden or Mitt Romney?

Come on Ohio, you're better than that. On the other hand, no wonder the mascot of your state university is a poisonous nut.

Not So Pretty Hate Machine!

Oh how they hated him. Don't let the modern day version of these Republican pricks fool you. They hayyyyyyy-ted Bill Clinton from the start back in 1992. When he kicked GHWB out of the White House after the election of 1992 they kicked into high gear. The same don't let him get anything done bullshit started then too. The hate was intense. There was an entire magazine (The American Expectorator or something) funded by the 1992 version of the Kochs, Richard Mellon Scaife, that tried to bring Bill Clinton down the same way Lord Romney of Kolob and his pet rat Lyin Ryan of Janesville are attempting to bring President Obama down. By making shit up.

Remember the "crack pipes" hanging on the White House Christmas tree? The Troopers in Arkansas paid to lie about Clinton's antics. Hillary killed Vince Foster. That weaselly FBI agent who wrote the book about what goes on in that White House? The Clinton hit list? Mena drug runs? The Arkansas Project? Paula Jones? Whitewater?

Oh they hated him. And he kicked their ass. He kicked it last night again. And Sean Hannity still hates him, crowing about Monica Lewinsky (yawwwwwwwwwwwn) yet again last night and today. Hannity lied about the "lies" he claims Clinton told last night. Yeah, it was all Republicans that led to 8 years of peace and prosperity in the 1990's. But now, it's the President who is responsible for economic doldrums. Sean is a pinhead, a liar and a pinhead.

How can one party hate so much? All their hate is directed now at Obama. But Bill Clinton brought back the old feelings last night. Blowjob! Blowjob! Blowjob! Black guy! Blowblack! Black job!....and their fucking heads explode.

The hatred against Obama isn't the same kind of hatred that Clinton experienced. Clinton hatred is based on bitter old white people hating hippies, anti war hippies, drug taking hippies, and especially sexually active hippies getting more than they ever dreamed of getting. These Clinton haters were the same people who loved Nixon, Up With People, The Lettermen, Patton, and John Wayne. Clinton was that long haired hippie who was just too damned smart for his own good. He didn't have any of that Midwestern common sense that retards your growth as a human being. Bill Clinton was a player. His detractors were not.

Obama haters are much more primal. They just hate him because he represents the new reality that whitey aint running everything anymore. They are losing their grip and goddamnit, they don't like it. Just look at the people at the Republican convention. Overwhelmingly old, white and decidedly square. Convinced by other old, white opportunists making gobs of money that it's not their fault their incomes have fallen, their influence is waning, their kids don't give a shit if somebody is gay and their God is dead, they cling to the belief that if only they replace Obama the negro socialist commie with a Mormon puppet that somehow blacks will return to their side of town, the hispanics will return to Mexico, the homos will go back in the closet and their boners will return.

Hatred is a wasted emotion. I find myself hating at times. But only when certain slime that cannot be dealt with in any other way grace my presence. The Rush's, the Nugents, The O'Reillys, the Palins, the New York Yankees. Oh how I hate. Then I get over it. It's not worth the stress.

What must it be like to hate like they hate? The Clinton haters, the Obama haters, the Hillary haters (who will be back soon enough), the illegal haters, the gay haters, the Free Republic crazies who hate themselves?

Bill Clinton said it best last night. He doesn't hate you. He learned the power of letting it go from a guy who spent 35 years in jail for his political views, Nelson Mandela. Mandela is a saint. Oh I know, you assholes hate him too. But Bill Clinton doesn't hate you. Because of that, YOU LOSE!

The Big Dog Barks!

“If you want a you’re-on-your-own, winner-take-all society, you should support the Republican ticket. If you want a country of shared prosperity and shared responsibility - a we’re-all-in-this-together society - you should vote for Barack Obama and Joe Biden.”

.....Bill Clinton

Enough said.

MIchelle Do Tell!

For chrissakes, her story is nothing compared to that poor Ann Romney and her $62 a month apartment she shared with Mittens who had to sell stock and eat the mock crab now and then. The poor Romneys had to patch carpet samples together to make their tenement apartment presentable while the Obamas were paying a mortgage AND student loans. Hey, who's the rich people here anyway?

Sorry, Michelle. You aint foolin anybody anymo'. The Romneys pulled themselves up from the depths of the mean streets of Provo while the Obamas were living in that high falutin south side of Chicago paying a mortgage and stuff.

I know let's just settle it by pitting Michelle and that Olympic fast marathoner Paul Ryan in a foot race for 26 miles! Ryan would mop the floor with Michelle because he runs that Olympic record time. Unless he gets a back ache and stumbles home in well over 4 hours.

4 Years Ago Rocked! Right?

Are we better off than we were 4 years ago? Well let's see.

1) George Bush was President....yes

2) Dick Cheney was Vice President or President....yes

3) The Tea Party did not exist...were still a bunch of plain old racist McCain voters.....yes

4) We were losing 750,000 jobs per month....yes

5) Osama Bin Laden was still alive....yes

6) The Iraq war was still raging.....yes

7) Sarah Palin was thisssss close to being Vice President....hell yes

8) Bristol Palin was still pregnant....yes

9) Paul Ryan had run a less than 3 hour marathon?.......no

10) Paul Ryan did not run a less than 3 hour marathon....yes

11) the stock market was half of what it is today......yes

12) Mitch McConnell was just another closet case Senator.....yes

13) Mittens Romney was still just an unemployed failure.....yes

14) Voter Suppression was just a stupid idea...yes

15) Karl Rove was on his way out.....yes

16) the auto industry was on the brink of failing much to Mittens Romney's delight...yes

17) Citizen's United was just another court case....yes

18) The New York Yankees finished third in their division....yes

19) Lehman Brothers starts a worldwide depression that today's Republicans would not have stopped....yes

20)Indian Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull came out....what more do I need to say?.......YESSSSSSSSSS

There ya go. The answer is YES. We are better off than 4 years ago and two born pathological liars like Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan can't make it not so.

By the way, if a twerp like Paul Ryan would lie about a trivial marathon time, why would we expect anything this cheesebrain says to be true?

Leopard Meet Spots!

They just can't help it. The Republicans, I mean. It all comes out even after they "welcome" Condy Rice, some black Mormon chick from Utah via Haiti, some Mexican Governor, Marco Rubio, and old senile white men. But when all the bullshit is done, their true selves still rear their ugly heads. Whether it's throwing peanuts at the liberal media camerawoman who just happens to be somebody of color, or yapping on NPR on how much you hate Michelle Obama because she doesn't "look" like a First Lady like that nice Ann Romney does, or now.

Posting on their blog, some Pennsylvania Republican couple who attended that rally of "diversity" was outraged about some Mexican they saw at Epcot. Hell, I didn't even know Epcot was even still around. Mark and Irene Harris of Pennyslvania (the Alabama middle section I presume) didn't care for that much. He had a Mexican name in the "American" section. Oh myyy.

Wonder what these two hicks thought when those two patriots Martinez and Rubio got up there and showed Republicans how not racist they were.