Grand Old Party Orgy?

1)For two days now conservatives have been celebrating their victories on Tuesday with crazy behavior. Calm down there, you won a Governor's chair in Virginia with a misogynistic, racist, religious nutjob. Thanks to the fact that under 30's stayed home and slept it off and the teabaggers, the over 60's ,went to the polls to support the candidate who thinks women need to stay home, the gays need to quit being gay, the birth control is the same as abortion, and rapists who impregnate their victims have a right to have their rape baby visit them in prison. Oh yeah, put this guy on the ticket with Bible Spice in 2012. The teabaggers also threw out the rich governor in New Jersey for a fat guy named Christie. Rich guys aren't popular nowadays with the teabaggers, unless they are talking out of that there magic box. By the way, teabaggers, you lost a House seat in New York that Republicans had held since the Whigs were still around, in the 19th century, back where most of your feeble minds are.

2) The shooting at Fort Hood that killed 13 and wounded another 30 by another loner with a gun is so American, so should I say, normal, nobody is even shocked. The fact this shooter has an Islamic name is all that matters. The furious typing on internets message boards is keeping me awake. Have fun with this one, folks. The fact that American soldiers are massacred in America, and the Taliban was nowhere near Fort Hood is the sad fact. Not that this loser has a funny name.

3) Michelle Bachman is a goddamned danger to this nation. How the people in her district keep sending this shrieking trollop back to Washington is one of nature's mysteries. Her screeching about revolution in front of the teabaggers today is a disgrace. Stop her, 6th District of Minnesota. Keep the tapes, play them to death and send this proud graduate of Oral Roberts back to doing whatever the hell she did (I refuse to believe she was a tax attorney) before she began her reign of error. But as long as Fox News, and Sean Hannity's lust still exist, we can't get rid of her yet.

4) Rooting for the New York Yankees is like rooting for the house at a casino, rooting for the insurance company to deny your health care, rooting for Wall Street, rooting for polluters or rooting for Tiger Woods. As you know, the evil empire won it's 27th World Series on Wednesday night. Thanks a lot to Brad Lidge. You suck worse than Mitch Williams.

5) John Boehner's name is pronounced "Boner". Remember when two vowels do the walking, the first one does the talking. Boner. No wonder he gets drunk and cries a lot. What are you laughing about over there, Dick Armey? Republicans have really appropriate names sometimes.

6) Gay folks have to stop wasting their time with these initiatives that keep getting voted down by religious fanatics. Religion is a mental illness. The only cure is reason and sanity. Mobs just encourage more mental illness. The only way to get this solved is through the courts. Fair-minded judges can see the obvious that mental deficients can't see. Can you imagine if we let Mississippians vote on anything important back in the 60's? The unfortunate thing is the amount of opposition gays face from blacks and hispanics. Once again, religion, well you know. Finally, will somebody please get the guts to yank the Roman Catholic Church's tax exemption? This isn't a religion any longer, it's a fucking country club cult run by men in funny hats and followed by brainwashed zombies. I was indoctrinated by these bastards for years, but in true Monty Python fashion, "I got better". So can you.