Sunday, November 2, 2008

Local Yokel Makes Good!

Think of your local news teams. Have a bigger bunch of boneheads ever permeated your television with their mindless chatter and their pretend like for each other in between the car accident, fire, and squirrels on water ski stories? Get beyond the bleach blondes and the helmet haired anchors. Get beyond the weather chicks and the geeks who get stiffies over weather warnings. Think of your former jock or person too stupid to be stupid enough to be reporting the news. This is the sports guy. The guy who really has no idea why anyone cares who's running for Senator or Governor if the Huskers are losing.
This is Sarah Palin. Sarah Palin's goal in life was to be on ESPN. Too bad she didn't succeed because now she's threatening to matter. That cannot happen. Nobody and I mean nobody who has ever said the words " he....goes....all....the...way" or "he shoots, he scores" or " I'm just a hackey mom" on television should ever be in a position of power. With your vote, that won't happen.
2 days to go.

1 comment:

Project Christopher said...

she scares me. Really. The first woman president needs to be a cast iron bitch, not a valley bitch.

less than 48 hours to go.... I need to check on my Canadian Visa.