Centerfolds And Curling Irons! Ouch!

The Commonwealth of Massachusetts is threatening America. What? Massachusetts? They ARE America if you ask me. But the people of this state are perhaps sending that douche bag named Scott Brown to the United States Senate to become the 41st, well 42nd if you count the other douche bag Lieberman, Republican. Oh my god, 41 Republicans in the Senate? It's over for Obama. He's done. It's over.

Jesus, stop whining. If that moron gets to be the Caribou Barbie of the Northeast with his simple talk and down home "folksiness " well so what? I still fail to understand how 41 is greater than 59? If the centerfold gets into the Senate he will become a national joke, except of course among the teabaggers, who just love to holler about "jamming a curling iron up her ass" about the centerfold's lazy-ass Democratic opponent, Martha Coakley. Pardon my Yankee accent but Fuque Them! Let them have their vapid Republican Senator. Massachusetts hasn't sent a Republican to the Senate since they had that sort of black guy, Ed Brooke, who was busy wah-wahing Barbara Walters.

Calm down. 59 to 41 is a significant advantage. So is 58 to 42 and if you throw Ben Nelson in with the Party of No, 57 to 43 is still a winner . Use it, you Democratic pussbags. Nuke these people once and for all.

But all of this is moot if the folks of Massachusetts do the right thing and send those teabaggers back to the sticks where they belong. Vote Coakley, even if she is still sleeping.