No Happy Ending Here!

Council Bluffs , Iowa is right across the Missouri River from us here in Puritan-aha. It seems that crime is so rare over there that the police department invents crime to create criminals on a regular basis. The cops hired a fake hooker, put an ad on Craigslist for "massages". and waited for men to show up at a hotel room. That is correct, they actually did this with taxpayer money. It worked. Some prominent men got caught being naughty and responding to the ad. School board president, a teacher, an Omaha fireman. I am not going to name them because I really don't give a damn what they do on their own time but if you really want to know them, read the nonpareilonline and get outraged.

The Omaha firefighter, also a city councilman in the Bluffs, is in big trouble. He lost his union gig, and the Omaha fire department apparently is so chock full of choirboys they want to fire him from his job. What this guy did to piss off his superiors is unknown but it must have been something really flaming hot and it had nothing to do with massages.


So now the firefighter is ratting out his comrades for drinking on duty and having "fire ho's" hanging around the station. Well heavens to betsy, this could get good.

Ok fine, going to hookers isn't really smart, especially good looking hookers because anybody with an IQ in double digits knows a hot hooker is a cop. But creating crime by planting fake ads on Craigslist? Come on, C B police, you have three casinos full of drinking, smoking, gambling morons you can harass. Get on the ball and solve real crimes.