Sunday, March 8, 2009

The Mushroom Risotto Is To Kill For!


What's the story here? Well, if you're a decent human being it's that the First Lady volunteered to sling food at a homeless shelter. If you're a Republican, it's that a guy patronizing a soup kitchen (it IS the depression isnt it?) has a cellphone. The side story may be that Jack Bauer in back of Michelle Obama looks ready to kick some homeless ass. Anyway, who knows this guy's story. He may not have a home, he may be just laid off, he may be down on his luck, he may be a guy who knew she was there and ran down to take a lousy cellphone picture. Who knows? But conservatives know. He's a bum, he's black, and he has a cellphone. I can hear them now. Right after they holler "where's my bailout?" and look like they've just said the cleverest thing ever, they then holler "where's my cellphone?" and hopefully realize how un-clever they really are.

1 comment:

Just Kevin... said...

Uh, isn't a cell phone a necessity any more if you are looking for a job or just living? I don't have a land line and don't miss it at all. Also, I gave my old iPhone to a friend who is on disability. Its' retail value is probably half his monthly income. He uses it as a camera and an iPod not as a phone at all. American charity and ingenuity all rolled up into one package! Repbulicans are so ...20th century!