Balls To The Wall!

Really now, who has bigger balls, and I mean this as a compliment, than Hillary Clinton? Maybe Barack Obama, but other than him, Hillary is numero uno. The woman took so much ca ca from conservatives and libs like me for the last 20 years and still will not back down from anybody. Well that's good she's going to be Secretary of State, but there were people in 2008 who had bigger cajones than Hill or Barack, and that is not a compliment. Who? Well let's go.

1) Elliott Spitzer- the disgraced ex-Governor of New York. Disgraced not so much because he liked to canoodle with a hooker, errrr, escort of dubious intelligence, but that he prosecuted others when state Attorney General for doing the exact same thing. That takes huge ones. Last seen disparaging his new employer, Slate.com, by saying working for them "sucks".

2) Ted Stevens- Who cares if this diminutive arm twisting Senator from Alaska is a crook? Come on, find me anybody out of Alaska who isn't? No, his large cylinders come from the fact the man actually took an oath to tell the truth in court, then testified he came home one day, and his house was full of new furniture, and he had no idea where it came from, and thus he just kept it because he didn't know where to return it. Yeah, right. And then the con artists and fugitives who make up 99.9% of Alaska's population almost re-elected him. Maybe they deserve some large ones too.

3) Dick Cheney- this one is almost too easy except for the fact this guy is so uncaring and cold he will admit to war crimes in national television and to having no idea why he's so unpopular. His round ones are so huge nobody will ever touch him for longevity. His first name is so appropriate he had to have been created, not born.

4) William Jefferson- the soon to be ex-Congressman from Louisiana may be old news for keeping $90,000 in frozen assets in his freezer, but after hanging on for three years because about 16% of his Alaska-like constituents kept seeing nothing wrong with his bribe-taking and coziness with African thumb breakers posing as leaders and re-electing him. But this year he was finally tossed out by voters who were forced to vote for a Vietnamese boat person who will keep the seat warm for a couple of years before he gets thrown out by the next Jeffersonian Democrat.

5) Rod Blagojevich- man, this guy is ballsy. He isn't techno-smart, he has no idea how to get free money from lobbyists, his hair is so used car salesman. He doesn't give a #$%@ about protocol. Just give him the money. Straightforward, no middle man, no lobbyist, none of that pussbag third party crap, just pay him directly and he'll come across for you. Start bidding now. He's a regular E-Bay Guv. There's something about 1930's sleaziness you have to give a nod to.

Oh, there's more who aren't well-known. We'll get to those later. Is this a great country or what?