Tuesday, July 26, 2022

Butthead Gaetz And Old Defined!!!


 While freedom is still here lets ruminate on a few things.

Matt Gaetz, a congressman from some godawful district in Florida full of nasty people apparently, has absolutely no couth, brains, or shame. 

Speaking at a "conference" full of young Nazis in the making over the weekend, Gaetz went full pig when he said "Why is it that the women with the least likelihood of getting pregnant are the most worried about having abortions? Nobody wants to impregnate you if you look like a thumb". He went on to further insult everybody with a sense of decency with his "odious 5 foot 2 350 pound women" slam and posted a picture of a woman with a bans off our bodies t shirt on. Ok enough. Lets go thru this all.

Matt Gaetz, a 40 something year old man with a striking resemblance to a certain cartoon character, bit off more than he can chew with the picture he posted. The woman is 19 year old Olivia Julianna and she aint one to take any shit, especially from an alleged sez trafficker like Gaetz . She is slamming his nasty ass, raising money for abortion rights and showing Gaetz, who usually deals with 15 year olds, what somebody older than he prefers can slap his face.  Good for you Olivia and donations have been coming in far and wide. 

Why Gaetz is even walking free is still baffling. Well not really since the court system seems to have excluded white male degenerates, insurrectionists, crooks, and liars of a certain class for about 5 years now. But Gaetz, who stole the old Carlin joke about pro lifers and turned it around without the least amount of cleverness or wit, is the guy who hangs around the high school like Matthew McConaughy in Dazed and Confused without the sense to know they are a joke. No wonder this mouth breathing Florida Man spoke at a conference of young fellow mouth breathers.

But then there is this from Mike Pence's former chief of staff Marc Short who stated that Gaetz should be in prison by 2024 and not to worry what he thinks about a noodle like Pence. This country is crazy.

Joe Biden. Look I voted for him because of course I did. He's a Fetterman like Democrat who can identify with regular folks and I like that. But for fucks sake, he will be 82 in 2024. I have nothing against 82 year olds but for chrissakes, but lets get real here. 82 isnt 88 like Grassley (who Iowa will gladly re elect cuz Iowa never changes anything) but 82 is 82. Biden is fully there despite the MAGA obsession that he's feeble and senile and gosh darn it fell off a bike. Bikes.......bah, drive a truck like a real man. Our guy T**** wouldnt be caught on a bike. Or a ramp. Biden of course cannot say hell no Im not runnin in 2024 because that lame ducks his ass and Moscow Mitch wont allow ANYTHING to proceeed, kind of like now.  What Im saying is he isnt going to run, and the fuckin Democrats better get ready for that. Like pump up people under oh say 60? Theres plenty out there. Pete, Kamala, Newsom, Stacy Abrams, even a Michelle Wu. Now all might not fit the purity test many "progressives" have set in stone like 84 year olds from Vermont might have but folks, democracy is on the line from now to the near future. As long as that orange twat stays breathing and his base of violent trash is out of jail, we are on a razor trying to stay upright. An 82 year old Joe Biden is not going to win. And win we must!

2 comments:

One Fly said...

I agree with the few that say Biden should say he's not going to run and open the doors for a bit of youth. Harris can't win either.

Maybe he should do this while dancing backward up even a steeper ramp while it's raining.

There just aren't enough negatives for Republicans.

Max's Dad said...

thumbs up One Fly