Road Trip Day 4 Sioux City!

 The 4th day of this road trip begins with a short stint into Vermilion South Dakota, a sleepy college town a few miles west of !-29 and the home to yet another dome built because weather after September in anyplace with Dakota in the name is unfit for human or animal existence. The Dakota Dome is smaller than the Fargo Dome (I think) and way uglier. Just a cement bowl with a roof. Vermilion also hosts the only McDonalds that I've encountered where it's still locked up and you have que up for the drive thru, which stretches out into the street. Nope .

Sioux City awaits. As we used to call it when we'd drive up to go to some shitty dog track at night, Sewer City, still is a valid name as the Missouri River still reeks. Sioux City is a city of maybe 80,000 or so on the river and is a short stint over to Nebraska though oh never mind. 

Theres a Hard Rock Casino there with some cool rock memorabilia if you are into that stuff which I am. The displays range from, well on my scale of importance anyway, from Aretha's gown, BB Kings guitar, Eddie Vedders flannel shirt, Johnny Cash's jacket, Tommy Bolin (a native) guitar, Bowies suit, all the way down my scale of importance to some guy from Slipknots goofy jumper and my absolute bottom , Gene Simmons bass (I kid I kid KISS fans). The casino is typical slots, cards and a sportsbook where my Huskers over/under on wins is 7.5 (bet the under). And of course it reeks of smoke. Your choice, folks, the stench of stale cigarette smoke indoors or the sewer smell of the river outdoors. Or the third option is to just leave town.

The movie ELVIS....saw it....liked it....but a B at best. The performance of the English dude who played Tex in the classic Once Upon a Time In Hollywood was really solid. And then there's Tom Hanks, one of the best ever. As Colonel Parker, made up to look like the Penguin and sporting some weird accent that sounded German and yet also French it made me wonder if Tom Parker wasnt actually some escaped Nazi big shot. Hanks slurs his way thru the movie being as evil as he can be, with a limp and a cane and a look that cried out to me how was this guy still alive and Elvis isnt? Its a movie clearly saying Elvis was chewed up and spit out numerous times until all the water was out of the sponge. Which is true.

Lewis and Clark Mercy Stadium. The home of my new buddies, the Sioux City Explorers, who I've now seen two times in 3 days. The stadium is about as basic as you can see. It's got stands and a field and a fence full of advertisements. Maybe 3000 fans can fit here but unless its some give away a million dollars night I cannot see that ever happening. The stadium looks like a relic from the 30's that probably has seen a lot of history like maybe old Negro League teams came through here. NOPE, this place was built in 1993 and obviously never been touched since. It has one concession stand and with the 500 or so who showed up it wasn't busy.

Walked up 20 minutes before game time, bought a ticket in row 1 for $12 right by the opposing team's dugout and sat there with my beer (Leine Summer Shandy again) and brat and didn't move the rest of the 2 hour and 10 minute game (oh my gawd thats MY kind of ball game). The opponent? One of the greatest names in sports....the Chicago Dogs.......More teams need to be named after food. The Denver Omelettes , the New York Pizzas, the Buffalo Wings, the Philly Cheesesteaks, the New England Clam Chowdahs ...It'd be a better world.

The Dogs featured a manager who walked like Wilford Brimley in the Natural and it turned out to be Butch Hobson and old third baseman from the Red Sox back in the 70s. The Dogs also featured his son, who at age 31 cant give up baseball and who can blame him. With so few people in the stands and me next to the Dogs dugout and in row 1 I could hear it all. The "fucks" and the "goddamits" and the "shit" as batters popped up balls to the infield. The ump taking crap from the dugout. The pitchers expressing non approval of the way balls and strikes were being called as they walked off the mound. The manager saying he should have been a farmer, ok I made that one up.

The Explorers named after Lewis and Clark I assume, had a dog as a mascot. Well ok. Cant go wrong with a dog. The between innings contests were not as annoying as Sioux Falls with its dude obsession but as I said so few people were there I think some kids were out sack racing and balloon popping twice. The 50/50 pool was a whopping $62 which means if you won you got $31. Guy behind me bought 16 tickets for $10 and he still lost. 

The Explorers have some problems. The fans are there in small numbers probably because the stadium is a dump, the promotion is non existent, and maybe the town just hates baseball I don't know. For instance the promotion night was free jersey night. You got a free jersey for just walking in. I didn't take one because leave them for the kids, but the biggest size was XL and the guy in front of me said they just ran out of those. Trust me, this crowd was an XXL at best. 

One more thing...This Independent League has seemed to have grasped the "Beer batter" deal. Some poor slob from the other team is selected as tonight's "beer batter" which means, after some research that this guy never strikes out I'm sure, if the beer batter strikes out everybody gets $1 beer for the next inning. This batter brings out the we want beer reaction from the crowd and the mandatory sound bites of Homer sighing hmmmmmm beer over the PA. In 3 games none of these beer batters fanned.  Bummer Dude.

On the way down I-29 the last sign of my impending doom was some sort of dog like creature standing in the road in the dark with its devil eyes staring at me before darting off into the cornfields. It was one of 4 things

1) A coyote

2) a jackal summoning me to Hadestown

3) proof of the elusive jackalope

4) Chupacabra looking for a goat

My money is on 2. But then I never win so theres that.

Road Trip Part 3 Sioux Falls Canaries Dude Time!!

 The Sioux Falls Canaries. The Canaries.Hey they've been around forever with that nickname. They play in the independent league that I've been stalking now for a couple of days (funny how I've never seen a Lincoln Salt Dogs game and they are 45 minutes away). The Canaries take on the Kansas City Monarchs. Oh how I wish I could travel back in time to see Buck O'Neill and Satch play for the real KC Monarchs but this all white version of independent league players will have to do.

The Canaries play in a stadium that has obviously seen its better days. Its an old two tiered stadium that may hold 4000 folks. The box seats on the bottom and then us regular folks up top in the steerage section. For chrissakes, and a local confirmed this,  its $31 to sit down in a box seat somewhere around home plate. He said the only time people buy those tickets is fireworks night and this indeed was fireworks night. And it was also Big Lebowski night. When my son was younger and Halloween meant something to him, I often said I was dressed up like The Dude man to which he said once Dad you are ALWAYS dressed up like the Dude. The Dude abides. The promotion was if you dressed up like the Dude you got in for a cheaper price or free or something. Being the hip old guy I am I already had my mobile ticket on my phone and couldnt take advantage of the promotion. Though I did ask the guy if I'd have qualified for the discount or the free admission or whatever and he said close but no to which I replied "Yeah well you know thats just like your opinion man". He said ok yes. Still cost me $12.

The Canaries are obviously a bunch of 20-30 year old guys who played college ball at small universities like Grand Canyon and FIU and Texas...wait Texas? Yes they had two Texas grads. But they weren't either good enough for the minors, or got cut loose from the minors and cannot yet hang up the dream and I get it. The one thing I've noticed about this independent league in my two expert making games so far is the good teams (Fargo and KC) are wayyyyyy better than the last place teams (Sioux Falls and Sioux City). They hit better , they field way better and their pitchers have decent stuff. The pitchers I've seen for the bad teams throw nothing but 85 mph heaters and get lit up.

As I said its Big Lebowski night and there's some guy in a robe with a drink in his hand whos obviously a frustrated actor who's running the show. Dude this and Dude that every half inning. The Canaries even changed their name to the Dudes and wore weird yellow and blue jerseys they will auction off later. The game is irrelevant to most people except us olds who pay attention. An older couple sitting up by me and I conversed a couple of times about certain plays and umpire calls. Some middle aged wacky lady behind me kept whistling that two fingered shrill annoyance probably to get attention, Thank goodness she moved after an inning. Teens on dates, 20 somethings getting hammered and kids galore, bored by inning 2 (when do the fireworks start) , and the guy hollering about the Dude all the time. Look, Dude, you look more like a creepy robed unemployed Uncle the kids are told has "problems" and to stay away from. By inning 5 I'm done with this Dude nonsense and per Max I AM the Dude man.

Inning 7 and its stretch time where a guy called "Harry Canary" gets up on the dugout, beer in hand, giant black glasses, and leads the crown in Take Me Out To the Ballgame. Its ok but it's more of a Will Farrell does Harry Carey impression. Hey, Dude, it's fine and fun.

The concession stands or should I say stand was understaffed and the poor teens running it were saints but a half hour wait for a corn dog? Cmon man. Thank Gawd the beer stands were fast. 

After inning 8 and a 5-1 Monarchs soccer like lead I headed out. Yeah if I lived in Sioux Falls I'd come here a lot, but sit in the $12 section and not the $31 (I still cant believe that) section. And hey the giant arena I cant believe a town this size has is right across the street. Who knows, next spring I may be back. Rage Against The Machine is playing Sioux Falls. Thats entertainment man.

Pipestone National Monument Day 3 Road Trip Part One!

 The road from Harness Racing to more baseball is a shirt one for me, but to the matter at hand so is American history.

On the way from Columbus (ironic) Minnesota to Pipestone National monument is a 3 1/2 drive thru rural Minnesota on two lane highways. Now rural Minnesota is prettier than most rural areas where I come from since it has actual forests and dairy land looking fields but its also rural. And where theres rural theres well rural. Small towns with signs galore for some nut named Matt Birk, an ex Viking center with some kind of crazy ideas per his billboards. Ya see hes running for the starter position of lieutenant governor of Minnesota along with some other vanilla white GOPer and the billboards all say that between the Governor guy and Viking guy they "will lower gas prices". Thats it. That's all the billboards say. CTE anyone?

Then came some place called Redwood Falls (everythings a falls up here) and maybe the town is embarrassed about these two houses on the main drag or maybe not. The first one had the Birk sign, no sign for governor whoever, and a large sign with a screed about covid being a hoax. The local Taco Johns had a no mandates sign and then came the house at the light leaving town . A virtual clown house of Trump Won Trump Kept Promises Dont Blame Me I voted for Trump and the always classy Lets Go Brandon signs with a giant Trumubklessp 2024 flag flying on the roof. Oh my gawd maybe they were embarrassed of this family of fools but then on the way back to sanity were Trump Pence signs on the side of an ag business of some sort. Yes rural is rural no matter where you are.

Pipestone National Monument is in western Minnesota and is a spot where Native Americans gathered to do some quarry digging for rocks, make some pipes, make some substances and smoke with each other. It is a sacred ground for many of the indigenous folks and many come yearly to leave prayers and hand made offerings in the trees. 

Now though I am as white as white can be per DNA tests, I dont know but since I was a little white kid, Americans original inhabitants have always had a spot in my heart and mind. Though the DNA doesn't lie ( unless you're an asshole prosecutor who denies reality see Beatrice 6) I am somewhere inside of me a guy who admires the life and the spirit as the indigenous do. Walking the trail was as spirited as I've ever felt as opposed to being a mindless robot repeating the same shit in a church. You could see in the rocks if you looked hard, faces of the past, things to worship, gods and creators, saints. Not like white peoples Mount Rushmore where it has to be spelled out for you cuz you have no soul. Blow that thing up as far as I'm concerned but whatever gets ya thinking thats my deal.

Pipestone was my place. A place I know I can go and think. Nature rocks man. Look above, if you don't see faces just go to Rushmore.

Running Aces Road Trip Day Two!

 The trip day 2 went through Minnesota along I 94 east towards Minneapolis. Like I saw on the old interwebs the Twins were out of town, the Saints were sold out (still baffles me how a Triple A baseball team can sell out of 8-9000 seats just because their homeboys across the river are out of town) so it was on to another sport old guys seem to like. Horse racing, specifically harness racing at some track 25 miles out of Minneapolis called Running Aces. 

Hotel secured with a track view and a casino right downstairs. Now Minnesota apparently hasnt grasped the 21st century quite yet because the "casino" has nothing but poker games and electronic blackjack which forces you to deal with a bunch of men who all looked like they were there on January 6th. I have no idea how to play poker nor do I want to (that whole agoraphobia thing again) and electronic blackjack, well counting to 21 is way too taxing for me compared to reading the 10 lines of information on a racing form. 

Running Aces draws a lot of families for its 10 races. I haven't seen harness racing live since I was at some dump called Quad Cities Downs back in the 80s or maybe Sportsman Park in Chicago who knows. But I was in a bit of a shock at a lot of stuff. The number of children and the number of young teens. They were all over the place. Hey kid, if you find a girl who wants to hang out with you at a track, keep her forever. Thats my worthless advice for the day. Now I used to drag Max over to a dog track, yes I have a bit of Uncle Buck in me, and felt ashamed about it but the number of children, some of whom seemed to know what they were doing  in recommending Number 3 to their Dad, was kind of heartening in a way as the dying sports of my youth try to hang on.

The races themselves are so different as a horse trotting like yeah yeah look at me I'm so pretty while hauling a guy in a cart with wheels around a track. Something about perfect balance if a horse trots and keeps trotting they feel no weight behind it. But as I learned in the first race I bet, if a horse suddenly turns back into a horse and begins to gallop like a normal horse the weight takes them back so fast you think they've had some sort of medical emergency. My horse, the pretty trotting one with the old guy driving, suddenly turned back into Secretariat and jetted backwards so fast before the driver got him back on stride he was 50 lengths behind. But to his credit, IWannaBeARaceHorse (his real name yes) finished the race about 30 seconds after everybody else to the derisive sarcastic cheers of the crowd.

Minnesota also has some strange laws, or maybe just track rules. Drink a beer or whatever but dammit stay away from the families and kiddies. I was stuck in a day care setting like existence because as I attempted to exit the area, Grain Belt in hand, to wander off to the rail, a security guard who looked a lot like the old rassler Hillbilly Jim stopped me and said nope. So I stayed, like the real little kid, and drank my local beer with my fellow drunks.

The night was not bad. I broke even, I had fun, I petted a horse with a bunch of kids when the "horse lady" as they called her (probably 18 years old) sauntered by on Old Paint. I drank a couple of Grain Belts, I was good friends with the two mutual clerks, yeah two, stationed outside by the end of the night, I ate food from a food truck and made the finals of the handicapping contest which of course I lost right away.

Running Aces was cool. Really. 

The hotel is a casino/hotel and my room was right off the elevators,and the ice machine, and right next door to an obviously drunken couple who were fighting all night because at some point in the night he apparently called her fat. Or at least she thought so. The yelling went on so long I feared a gunshot might end it. How many times can a guy listen to "Am I fat?" and "Do you think Im fat?" before he heads back to poker or whatever? Well for this guy it was a lot.

PS--The good old GOP got hoodwinked, ya know the thing that Moscow Mitch has been doing for 40 years, and a climate bill seems passable now. But ya dont pull one over on the Senate GOP because they are stuck together like gummy bears in the sun. So they held up the contraception bill (thanks Joni the Cackler Ernst) and actually changed votes to go from 84-15 to 59- to whatever on a bill benefiting veterans who are fucked up by burn pits ghat emitted toxic chemicals and gave a bunch of them cancer. The sight of these creeps celebrating the denial of benefits to vets made me sick. Fist bumping bastards. And Fuck You chief fist bumper Ted Cruz. Disgusting and proof there is no low for these sons of bitches. STOP voting for them !!!

Road Trip Fargo!

Road trips are for the most part fun AF. Road trips by yourself just for the sake of getting out of a home bound pandemic cluster that has lasted for two years are grueling.

I set forth from my home to see places that I quite frankly haven't seen in 40 some years and all that lies north of Home Base. I haven't been north north in many moons, oh I've been south and west and east lots but up 1-29? Only to get to someplace else west or east.

Up 1-29 is lots and lots of corn fields and crappy parts of the road and cities of questionable appeal. But up I-29 thru Iowa and into South Dakota where I see my first MAGA sign in a field near Sioux Falls and it says

Wear Fur  Eat Meat Shoot Guns Like a Real American

Well ok then pardner I wonder who this bunch voted for.

Later came the standard anti-abortion signs, the Jesus signs, the Kristi Noem signs and the ultimate sign you are in MAGA country.....Welcome to North Dakota

Fargo is big enough, the University is standard Midwest but it has that goofy Fargo Dome which is a necessity in what I'm sure is a winter wonderland come September or whenever (more later)

 

Since I used to often take baseball road trips Fargo is the end point for the northern passage (had I gotten my passport Canada would have been that end) and they have a team, the Fargo-Morehead Red Hawks who play in some obscure independent league with other northern cities like Sioux Falls and City, Lincoln and for some reason Chicago and Kansas City? The Royals could definitely go 500 in this league, wouldnt they?

Newman Outdoor Stadium in on campus right east of the Fargo Dome where somebody named Machine Gun Kelly was doing what it is he does that same night making parking on campus a bit tight. The Red Hawks taking on Sioux City is the highlight of my night for sure. Machine Gun (or as a co worker called him Pop Gun) would have to be ignored by me.

The stadium entrance forces you to walk up stairs (the horror) to get to the ticket office and the entrance and in I went huffing and puffing with my mobile ticket (hey kids I'm hip) where a man with what seemed like an overabundance of fly swatters stood handing them out on I guess Fly Swatter Night?  My seat was way the hell away from everybody at least when I bought it cuz of that whole agoraphobia and covid thing down the first base line. Safety netting went all the way down the baselines unlike a certain Triple A team that I see a lot. The field itself was in some weird set up where the lines in left were 318 feet and the right field line was 314 feet and the gaps in center right and center left were 408 and center field wall was 420 hey wait a minute.....wasnt Roger Maris from Fargo? Being the baseball nerd I am I figured out that those were the dimensions in the old Yankee Stadium he hit 61 home runs in in 1961. That still stands as the record for a single season home run total (fuck you Bonds and McGwire and Sosa). And the guy should be in the Hall of Fame for it but I rest my screed.

The concessions here are like a damn county fair. It rings the skinny concourse from first base to the right field outfield. Its like walking a midway with individual shacks for specialized food that will kill you. And its cheap. Lets see, donuts $6 for a bag fried in front of your eyes, Bavarian creme pretzels for $6, Beer, all kinds of beer, every old timey beer you can imagine (well at least if you are of a certain age) for $6 a can, Taco hut for $3, mixed drinks (ugh) had it owns shack, ice cream, pizza shacks, and the hot dog shack. Being a traditionalist (old guy) I settled on Upper Midwest fare of a giant $5 dog and a can of Hamms. Yes I remember the bear and the land of sky blue waters over my radio listening to Twins games as a youth. What nostalgia.

The baseball is better than I thought. Great fielding plays, 95 mph fastballs, stolen bases, a homer to the 314 part of right field. Yet it also has shitty lighting. A pop fly to center field resulted in not only the center fielder but the shortstop and the second baseman throwing their arms in the air and letting the ball drop in between them all resulting in a Little League triple. Only could be more entertaining if it hit one of them on the noggin. 

The sun went down on the 77 degree night about inning 3 (no pitch clock ugh again) and the locals all pulled out their hoodies and put them on while dummy here sat with an Arcade Fire t shirt (see kids I'm hip lol) and shorts and quite frankly began to get a bit chilly. Then by inning 6 (no pitch clock so its already 2 1/2 hours old) it was freezing with the wind blowing in. See that's why the Fargo Dome exists. Winter starts in July.

I left with Fargo up 7-1 after inning 6 because really who cares who wins.....

Tomorrow I head to Minnesota for who knows what. Twins are on the road, the St Paul Saints are sold out (Huhhhh) Is it fly swatter night there too?

PS--a judge allowed a restraining order against North Dakota's abortion is bad in all cases trigger law and it outraged the old white men who demonstrate in front of the only abortion clinic in the state. See local news and their "outrage". But it also resulted in North Dakota's only abortion clinic raising a shitload of money in one day so when the law does take effect it will be an easy journey a mile away to Minnesota where they have some sense of reality. It made me want to hang around and be an escort for a day just to give the old white man "outrage" some balance.

Butthead Gaetz And Old Defined!!!

 While freedom is still here lets ruminate on a few things.

Matt Gaetz, a congressman from some godawful district in Florida full of nasty people apparently, has absolutely no couth, brains, or shame. 

Speaking at a "conference" full of young Nazis in the making over the weekend, Gaetz went full pig when he said "Why is it that the women with the least likelihood of getting pregnant are the most worried about having abortions? Nobody wants to impregnate you if you look like a thumb". He went on to further insult everybody with a sense of decency with his "odious 5 foot 2 350 pound women" slam and posted a picture of a woman with a bans off our bodies t shirt on. Ok enough. Lets go thru this all.

Matt Gaetz, a 40 something year old man with a striking resemblance to a certain cartoon character, bit off more than he can chew with the picture he posted. The woman is 19 year old Olivia Julianna and she aint one to take any shit, especially from an alleged sez trafficker like Gaetz . She is slamming his nasty ass, raising money for abortion rights and showing Gaetz, who usually deals with 15 year olds, what somebody older than he prefers can slap his face.  Good for you Olivia and donations have been coming in far and wide. 

Why Gaetz is even walking free is still baffling. Well not really since the court system seems to have excluded white male degenerates, insurrectionists, crooks, and liars of a certain class for about 5 years now. But Gaetz, who stole the old Carlin joke about pro lifers and turned it around without the least amount of cleverness or wit, is the guy who hangs around the high school like Matthew McConaughy in Dazed and Confused without the sense to know they are a joke. No wonder this mouth breathing Florida Man spoke at a conference of young fellow mouth breathers.

But then there is this from Mike Pence's former chief of staff Marc Short who stated that Gaetz should be in prison by 2024 and not to worry what he thinks about a noodle like Pence. This country is crazy.

Joe Biden. Look I voted for him because of course I did. He's a Fetterman like Democrat who can identify with regular folks and I like that. But for fucks sake, he will be 82 in 2024. I have nothing against 82 year olds but for chrissakes, but lets get real here. 82 isnt 88 like Grassley (who Iowa will gladly re elect cuz Iowa never changes anything) but 82 is 82. Biden is fully there despite the MAGA obsession that he's feeble and senile and gosh darn it fell off a bike. Bikes.......bah, drive a truck like a real man. Our guy T**** wouldnt be caught on a bike. Or a ramp. Biden of course cannot say hell no Im not runnin in 2024 because that lame ducks his ass and Moscow Mitch wont allow ANYTHING to proceeed, kind of like now.  What Im saying is he isnt going to run, and the fuckin Democrats better get ready for that. Like pump up people under oh say 60? Theres plenty out there. Pete, Kamala, Newsom, Stacy Abrams, even a Michelle Wu. Now all might not fit the purity test many "progressives" have set in stone like 84 year olds from Vermont might have but folks, democracy is on the line from now to the near future. As long as that orange twat stays breathing and his base of violent trash is out of jail, we are on a razor trying to stay upright. An 82 year old Joe Biden is not going to win. And win we must!

What The Hell's Going On Out Here?

Things we know 

 

1) Donald Trump is really into witness tampering. Calling potential witnesses to what, strong arming them into not testifying, offering bribes, charming them with his rapier like wit? Whatever the case the Felon in Chief is breaking federal law, probably daily and nobody does a damn thing about it.

2) Somewhere, Richard Nixon is telling Satan he should be let out because hey hey look at this fuckin guy. Nixon was a paranoid psychotic intent on stopping a guy who would end up with 1 state to his credit from beating him in the 1972 election. He used amateur crooks like G Gordon Liddy and a gang of Cubans to come up with a plan featuring  kidnapping of political opponents and murders of journalists (the current MAGA wet dream) . Once Liddy showed them his "plans" John Mitchell, felonious AG, said yeah Gordo, not really what we had in mind. Nixon is rank amateur compared to this bunch of thugs.

3) Steve Bannon, who seems to think he's the puppet master of fascist America, is on tape with the plan to steal the election by simply telling the Psycho in Chief to just claim victory no matter what the figures were. They didnt care about any of the voting, they were just gonna claim victory and let the chips fall where they may. And the fucking walking scab laughed about it. Yet he's a free man talking to Nebraska Nazis who just took over the Republican Party here in the Good Life.

4) The cops in Uvalde are the WORST police force in the fucking world. Video of them standing in a school while shots ring out and children scream in terror as they are being slaughtered (we have removed children screaming from the video) is a disgrace. Body armored up, armed to the teeth, they stood there like a bunch of rag dolls waiting to be played with while a lone, thats LONE gunman blew childrens faces and bodies apart with a gun he should never have had. And whos to blame per the Mayor of Uvalde? The media for showing the video. Goddamn, Texas is one fucked up place. Just secede ffs.

5) Republicans on the House Oversight and Reform Committee have got to be some of the dumbest, smuggest, shitheels on earth. Congressman Jody Hice actually asked a question out LOUD to a witness if a woman could give birth to a turtle or a taco? Womens Law Center Prez Fatima Graves shook her head and realized she was talking to a fucking toddler brained Georgia cracker who then asked if we should kill people who need insulin....dont ask...Since his vote to not reduce the price of insulin earlier is a facy I would guess his answer would be yes. 

6) Elon Musk, proud spreader of his plug in seed, against the Ranter in Chief is a fight I will just sit back and enjoy. Beat each other up fellas and watch MAGA heads explode.

7) 10 year old girls dont get raped in MAGA world, and they certainly dont get pregnant and go from Ohio to Indiana to get an abortion, its all a made up lie by Joe Biden per Jim Jordan, sexual abuse enabler, Clay Travis, a lump of shit who talks and the Wall Street Journal editorial board, a bunch of rod up their ass stuffed shirts living in a bubble to divert attention away from,,,,,,,,,,wait what.....its real? The borrrrrrder, inflation, Biden is senile, socialism blah blah blah.....quick erase what I said....ever hear of tape and screen shots. The fuckers dont even have the decency to admit their error, instead opting to listen to a balloon headed white Indiana Attorney General who is "exploring" prosecuting the doctor who did the perfectly legal abortion. These people just suck

Things We Dont Know

When the fuck is Merrick Garland going to so something about all of this??

Bannon And Rhodes On Center Stage!

 Donald Trump says yeah Steve I waive "executive privilege" whatever that is and sure you can testify before the thing I so cleverly call the "Unselect Committee" .

Whoa there podna, when a piece of shit like Bannon or that pirate from the Oath Keepers suddenly decide they want to testify in front of your committee just do a Nancy Reagan and say fuck no. The self described "Leninist" Bannon, who openly said he wants to dismantle government from the inside, by testifying would be a fucking circus promoted by the ex-Clown in Chief himself.  That pirate Oath Keeper guy, Stewy Rhodes, same deal. Those two traitors are sure as shit up to something if they claim to cooperate. What that is who cares? Unless of course they agree to testify from under the jail.

The Select Committee is crushing Donald Trump and his minions. Its an absolute one sided fight at this point and the introduction of Bannon and Rhodes only lets the guy with the chair into the ring. As much as Trump is basically a WWE politician the Select Committee is the NFL and the Former Guy is out of his league since theres no script. Vince McMahon isnt going to pull $12 million out of his ass to save him.

If the committee is intent on letting these two unkempt hooligans screech like chimps so be it. Just make sure no television cameras are going to allow the secret messages go out to the Orange Slime and his gang of baboons. 

Its really the first bad idea this committee has had.

Independence Day?

 

Happy Independence Day. Enjoy. But remember for everybody other than white male property owners (the 1%) freedom still awaited, and for real still awaits.

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