Sunday, February 9, 2020

3 Days In New America!


Nancy Pelosi is all of us who favor normalcy and decorum. Nancy Pelosi is an evil witch to those that favor right wing crassness and heavy fisted authoritarianism. Unfortunately those people exist, and are very LOUD.

Three Days in the New America. I, for one, dont like it.

Tuesday

Its State of the Union Day. The day when Presidents from George Washington to Barack Obama bore the shit out of normal people with an over long address in which their own Congressional party members stand and applaud every idiotic pie in the sky never gonna happen moment while tghe other side sits and pouts. Its unwatchable. I haven't watched one since Bill Clinton. It makes me wish for Designated Survivor to occur for real.

Donald Trump, the Thug from Queens, the Impeached President Forever, the Mob Boss, The Cult Leader with collaborators and true mesmerized cultists, will make his speech under threat of being removed from office. Who knows if Ben Sasse, the Phony from Nebraska, or Susan Collins, soon to be Ex Senator from Maine, or Mitt Romney, a man who holds his nose at the sight of the Hooligan in Chief will break ranks and take others with them. The chances are as close to zero as can be. But its not real zero.

The Ruffian in Chief enters the chamber with his normal Mussolini look on his fat face. He lumbers his way to the podium and then #1 happens. He refuses to shake Nancy Pelosi's hand. The tone is set.

The Deceiver in Chief starts his screed. Its a normal Trump screed. Bullying and thuggery. Met by applause from his scared lil collaboraters, the chamber thunders with chants like its some sort of rally. 4 More Years! U S A! Hey I thought the Benedict Arnold in Chief was President of the UNITES STATES not just 40% of the folks. I am delusional.

Trump holds reality TV in esteem so we see "real life" reunions of troops and their families though the toddler had no idea who Daddy was. Wed hear garbage. We see certain Democrats get up and leave. Its just beyond ridiculous. And then comes the moment in which the Racist in Chief shows what we all knew. His crudity. He has Melanie the model present a Medal of Freedom to a lung cancer stricken racist loudmouth named Rush Limbaugh. Like she carries them around in her purse, Melanie pulls out the medal like the Wizard of Oz and puts it around this disgusting man's neck. Trump has taken a shit on this Medal, much as he has done with every institution. As the Onion headlines said, Ex Hooker Presents Medal of Freedom to Racist, and Rush Limbaugh upset he must share medal with Rosa Parks.

Then the end. And the moment in which I felt a swelling pride to be an American. In full view of the TV audience, Nancy Pelosi ripped his speech into 4 sections sending Trumps cultists into heart failure, well that and all the double cheeseburgers. U S A U S A!!!!

I didnt watch any of it, but thru twitter and texts I knew something big happened. Nancy! Nancy!......Day One Over

Wednesday

Mitch McConnell's dark vision of America should come true today. The impeachment "trial" will come to an end. The formality of defending this indecent scumbag will be processed. The Republican co-conspirators cannot wait to stand and read their carefully prepared defenses of this crackpot traitor. Sucking up to not only the Lunatic in Chief, but to the remnants of a once respected political party. Racists, sexists, white trash, dummies, fascists and self loathing women and gays, Senator after Senator says the same thing. The Dear Leader must not be questioned. A couple say something like yeah he's guilty AF, but I cant vote to remove him because I am a spineless weasel.

Then comes Mitt Romney. The Senator from Utah. The 2012 loser. The man who shifts positions like a weather vane. The man we all know loathes the very existence of the Fiend in Chief. Mitt Romney, with apparent zero fucks to give, votes to remove the Kook in Chief on Article 1. Let the death threats begin. I loathed Mitt Romney. He's a man, born with that silver spoon, who said he knows what its like to "struggle" because he had to sell stock for tuition money in college. Really? But Mitt Romney grew a spine. And for that loathing goes to dislikeful admiration.

The Back Stabber in Chief was acquitted mostly along party lines and his paid thugs went to work. His waste of sperm son began his normal juvenile screeds. His twitter Russian bots went to work. It was really a day to crawl into a shell and watch Mrs Maisel or something. You knoew the retribution was on its way. Shivers

Thursday

The speech. The afternoon speech by the Thug from Queens. Walking down the same hallway President Obama did when he announced the killing of Osama Bin Laden, the Man I will Never Ever Call President stood in front of a cult of cabinet members, Congressmen , Senators and of course Ivanka and began his vengeance tour.

Eyes rolling in his head, gesturing like Mussolini, the Crook in Chief called his opponents "horrible people", "scum". "disasters", and other toddler like insults. He questioned the religious faith of his opponents as if he knows anything about religion. His sanity was obviously gone.
He praised his defenders. He told Ivanka, the sweat shop Barbie worth millions, that she could have made millions more if she was like Hunter Biden. Ok Gramps. He praised a drunk like Matt Gaetz. Then came a weird exchange in which he called Steve Scalise, an even bigger asshole than he was pre-shooting,ugly, he said he got "whacked", he wondered why Mrs Scalise cared about his well being because "a lot of wives wouldn't give a damn". Ahh the voice of experience . Take that Melanie.

To watch this insane blabberer do his stand up act in front of clapping seals, staring into space hypnotized minions is disturbing enough if you believe they are actually cult members like his rally goers. But these people thrive off self preservation. And if self preservation means sitting in a room clapping for insanity, so be it. Its a dismal situation in America.

But its a "normal" situation in the New America.

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