Friday, August 2, 2024

Imploding Trump!


 Wow what happened only a week ago seems like forever. This is the craziest campaign I have ever seen, and I was around for 1968. 

The Olympics. Love the Olympics. Every 4 years I learn a new sport to obsess over and then ignore for 4 more years. This year it's women's rugby. The US women's team had me enthralled. The toughness of these women was breathtaking. Ilona Maher and her fuck the haters 'tude was the best. 

Simone Biles. The GOAT. Back after the twisties and mental health problem in 2021, she told the haters to fuck off as she dominated the women's gymnastics with a good portion of America rooting against her because she refused to entertain them in Tokyo. She owes nuthin to nobody. She can do what she needs to do and its none of your damn business. Congrats to the best ever. Definitely Earned It.

The opening ceremony. Conservative America proving just how ignorant they are. A salute to Dionyses, a tribute to French author Pierre Boulle's 60's novel Planet of the Apes featuring a destroyed Statue of Liberty and the latest, a hysterical sudden outrage over a biological woman busting an Italian women's nose by calling her a man and using it to further their transphobic obsession while being so damn dumb to think an Algerian woman is trans. Unbelievable. No not really.

Meanwhile back here, the campaign just gets weirder and weirder because let's face, MAGA, with their weird devotion to a Mad Weird King is just, well, weird. Trump, the weirdo cult leader himself, really hates being called weird. He is such a middle school bully, the term weird makes him crazy. Instead of just ignoring it, like a normal 78 year old man, Trump goes straight to the I have no defense defense of  I know you are but what am I . It's just, well, weird.

Trump went to a black journalist conference for which I guess he deserves some credit and set himself on fire. Ranting like a Klan Wizard whose robe turned pink because some idiot put the red robe in with his white one in the laundry, Trump started a bum fight right off the bat when called out by Rachel Scott, a well-respected ABC news reporter. Straight to the nasty woman card. Rude he said. Claimed immigrants were taking "black jobs" as if the only job blacks have is garbage men, tree service workers, field pickers and shoeshine men. He went to the I am Abe Lincon card. He attacked Kamala Harris for suddenly "turning black", Trump is such a moron he has no idea what "biracial" is. This from a man who has called himself Irish, English and German depending on the opportunity. It's like Trump never knew he could get extra crispy AND original recipe in one order. Tacos AND burritos in one order. The man is a buffoon. But what really showed is what a racist he really is, despite his black reporter Harris Faulkner, making excuses for him on Fox the rest of the day. Pathetic.

Trump is imploding. He's a one note Donnie at his rallies, Even the dopes who worship him are bored with his routine. Yeah, they show up all excited and then realize, uhhhh, this is boring. Like me going to a Husker football game expecting a win and the same old shit happens and I think why did I come here? To watch Trump burn is truly fascinating. He's getting more and more desperate as America tires of his chaos. Kamala Harris has broken him. J D Vance has broken him. He realizes he is heading for bad bad things when he loses this election. And as he fades, he will become more and more desperate. MAGA will become more and more desperate. Who knows how long before Trump and his surrogates start in with the N bombs, the Jewish slurs, or plain old violence.

The sudden desperation is leading to the inevitable attempt by the GOP to steal the election by submitting fake electors in swing states, corrupt state secretaries of state refusing to certify the election, and throwing it to the House where the gerrymandered reps vote Trump in. The plans are there. Project 2025 is right there also. Trump denies he participated writing it and he's right, he technically didn't, his scumbag puppet masters did but he WILL implement it if he is installed via skullduggery.

America is at a crossroads. A scumbag criminal and a former prosecutor and a good portion of America roots for the criminal. It's sad.

As Taylor Swift says, Hi Its me, HI I'm the problem... it must be exhausting always rooting for the Anti-Hero. Save us, Swifties!

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