Life Begins At Conception!! No Wait!!

The Alabama Supreme Court, with law degrees from the Dukes of Hazzard School of Law, has thrown the Republicans into a scrambled egg bowl with the ruling that embryos are human beings every bit as much as the 20 some kids murdered in Uvalde. For 50 years the GOP was screeching about "life begins at conception" and introducing bills in every red state to ban abortion with draconian measures knowing full well these bills wouldn't pass and if they did, no court would find it constitutional thus freeing the GOP up to never having to pay a price. 

Then came the US Supreme Court and its new justices appointed by a rapist fraud deciding to overturn Roe V Wade and throw the abortion issue back to the states. Red states started banning abortion, banning leaving the state to have an abortion where its legal, forcing women with fetuses that will not live to give "birth" cuz ya know there's them there "miracles" that the Guy in the Sky performs. 

Alabama, whose Chief Justice is actually named Colonel  Tom Parker, wrote an opinion that since embryos have the "face of God" that they are people with rights. I assume also a frozen embryo can now legally carry a gun around the lab. 

What this has done given the GOP a real problem. The whacko fetus lovers, the base of the Republican Party, has a real problem. The Alabama decision has caused IVF clinics to suspend operations because when IVF occurs, some of the lil eggs are disposed of which in Alabama is now first-degree murder. Hey, Tommy Boy said its so. 

Republicans have caught the car and now have no idea what to do with it. The GOP blastocyst believers already have pissed off women all over with the support for Dobbs, and NOW its IVF that's in deep shit. IVF is how a lot of children, including some children of Republicans, are hatched. Thus, the scramble to spin this by the GOP is hilarious to watch. There are 136 GOP sponsors of a life begins at conception bill in the House with no exceptions for IVF. The race to be more MAGA than anybody has backfired even if phonies like Nancy Mace (Harpy-SC) and Elise Stefanik (Soulless-NY) express support for IVF which is clearly untrue. The Defendant, who caused this shitstorm with his appointments to the Supremes of fully owned subsidiaries of Harlan Crow and the Kochs, shuffled about expressing his support for IVF because hey, while the wifey is knocked up anything goes. 

This is a major problem for the Party of Life. Once again, the bullshitters who make up most of MAGA, have let unforeseen circumstances bite them in the ass. Women shall let them know in November how much it hurts.

You broke the eggs, now you own them.