Tuesday, February 6, 2024

Border Bill!


Republican Senator James Lankford (R-Ok) apparently is naive enough to think his party actually wants to fic the border, which of course is 180 degrees from the truth. After Lankford wasted his time negotiating with "Democraps" about finding a compromise on the border, the powers that be, and by that it means The Indicted One in Chief put a big machete in the bills back. Why? Make America Great Again? Because with the news the economy is kicking ass, the stock market has hit record highs, unemployment is at an all-time low, inflation has subsided, and Harriet Tubman is still not on the $20 bill, the GOP has nuthin. Nothing but the border. Misleading tape of hordes of furriners walking around in various countries scares the white people more so than if the mayo has expired. It's all they have.

The border bill sucks. It sucks for the exact opposite reasons the water carriers for Orange Mussolini say it does. It virtually gives the GOP what they wanted. Well, most everything except their desire to station machine gun nests on the border and holding a lottery to let white supremacist gun humpers shoot all them furriners as they cross the river. The bill contains another $60 billion to aid Ukraine in repelling the Russian butchers, actual invaders of a sovereign nation. But since the GOP is loyal only to two people, The Defendant and his boss Vlad the Impaler Putin, thats gonna be dead also. 

The Republicans NEED this issue to not go away. It's an issue that the GOP has used ever since the black Kenyan guy took the oath of office on the Book of Satan or something. Furriners are bad. Especially the ones of a darker shade of pale. The GOP Senate held a meeting where an aide to Senator Mike Lee, an absolute kook, began screaming about "betrayal" and stormed out of the room to much laughter. And then, Mitch McConnell got scared by something, a giant Florida parasite perhaps, and withdrew his support of the bill he helped negotiate.

This is course madness, not only because of the bending of the knee to the 91 times charged felon and his death threatening base of goons, but because they fucking negotiated it. Yeah yeah, in the House where the brain rotted nutters live, the Coward of the House, Mikey Johnson, has dropped to his knees and declared the bill DOA. Why? Because the lunatics will string him up from the gallery if he even allows a vote and takes away Der Fuhrer's lies about the border. Johnson is a nutter himself, but because he was elected Speaker, I assume there's some sort of sense of duty there but guess not. There is no honor or duty among vandals and shit throwers. 

What Joe Biden needs to do is address the nation and spell it out. I'd sign this shitty border bill in a second, but you GOP clowns won't let me. Americans, contact your Senators and House people and demand this issue be solved. It aint my fault, its them and the future felon to blame for this. period. The bill is right fucking there, and that fucking sick fuck is ordering the GOP around like an undocumented worker at Bedbug A Lago.

Return the volley, Joe. Ignoring it and thinking Americans understand is dangerous. It's insane. Americans are getting dumber by the minute, thinking the Orange Rapist had a secure border just because he says so and Fox News backs him up. Attack Joe!

Or it may be Hasta La Vista.

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