Toddler Trump!

 The "trial" of convicted sexual assaulter and defamer, Donald F Trump, has been going on all week. The Defendant has chosen to appear in the courtroom to roll his eyes, thump the table, heckle the judge, and make an attempt to persuade a New York jury that he should not pay E Jean Carroll half his fucking worth. Or is he?

Trump continues to play helpless victim, claiming he's being pursued by Joe Biden and the Democrats in numerous jurisdictions, but what Fulton County Inmate P01135809 is really doing is pandering to his base of lunatics, mentally ill MAGAts, violent insurrectionists and white supremacists. He does not have to be in the courtroom despite what his eye candy alleged lawyer says. But there he is claiming how grief stricken he is over his mother in laws death though odds are 11,780 to one he could even remember her name. 

As this "trial" goes on, and Alina Habba Esquire continuously fucks up his defense by openly sparring with a Judge who has no fucks left to give, Trump is there for one reason. He wants to be barred from the courtroom so he can go outside and whine to the complicit media how he isn't allowed to defend himself, how he's the victim of a witch hunt, and how its election interference. Meanwhile his rube base will plant in their diseased minds the upcoming 2024 "rigged" election where Trump will lose by 11 million votes and plots accordingly to launch Jan 6, The Sequel. 

Yesterday when the 80-year-old Carroll took the stand, the Toddler in Chief went full tantrum. Any other defendant would be sitting in a jail cell overnight to think about his juvenile behavior. The convicted defamer sat at the table saying just loud enough for the jury to hear, "false statements" "con job", shaking his head, and hitting the table with his sore laden fist. Judge Kaplan, a patient man indeed, threatened to exclude Florida Fats from attending the trial to which Mobby Bossy Trump exclaimed "I would love it" while shaking his hands in the air like a middle school jazz dancer. Judge Kaplan said, "I know you would because you cant control yourself...."

Look, Judge Kaplan, throw this petulant kindergartener in the cooler, even if for only an hour.  That's what you'd do to 99% of any other Defendants who acted like Dennis the Menace in front of you.

Next thing you know, between posting even more defamations of E Jean Carroll on his failing Truth Social, Trump will claim it's just his deep grief and desire to attend his mother in laws funeral that has fueled his rage. 

Then he will run off to New Hampshire for more talking about "debanking" and "rifle bullets".