Monday Monday!

1) Justice and Tish James have the fucker right where they want him, looking all forlorn and realizing his 78 years of crime is coming home to roost. The resting I'm Fucked Face is all one needs to start a week off right. Oh yeah, the Defendant went on a rant for the cameras about witch hunts and how much his bed bug infested "resort" is worth (over a billion dollars) and "racist" Attorneys General and and how much the polls are with him and blah blah blah. He really should resist overinflating his Mar A Shithole hiding place for classified docs because thats why he's on trial for in the first place. Hey remember back when Florida tax officials valued Mar A Dumpo at $36 million and the Perp appealed the valuation as way too high and tried to get it lowered to $16 million?  He obviously just denies it happened. Throw the book at this fuckstick once and for all. The fact he's been gotten by a black woman is even more sweet. You go girl.

2) Over the weekend Rep Jamaal Bowman pulled a fire alarm blocks away from the Capitol and the Republicans are shitting their khakis on how this is worse than Jan 6 and let all the feces throwing monkeys out of prison and throw his ass in prison and oh the drama. Republicans, already in a sort of pisser about Speakers and Ukraine and cutting safety nets and starving the elderly have their new "crisis" . A fucking fire alarm got pulled by a "Marxist" trying to overthrow the gubmint! The horror! While the GOP has serial statutory rapists and in public handjob givers and three toed sloths and yelling goateed screamers and frauds and ex felons on the payroll they want to expel Bowman for trying to get out a door to help them pass a spending bill. Meanwhile the friends over at Fox News are going to all the racist tropes they can insisting Bowman gets away with it cuz he's black. Cuz we all know the only oppressed people are MAGA white folks. This will blow over as soon as a new GOP "crisis" pops up and they can go apoplectic as they attempt to turn America into a fascist one party state.

3) The Nebraska Cornhuskers, a team I've been with since birth, a college football blue blood if you stop counting since 2003, is shit. Watching Michigan look like the 1995 Huskers in just pushing the entire team around like a bully for 3 1/2 hours was rock bottom? Or was it? We only stayed into the 3rd quarter when after stopping Michigan for once on a 3rd and 9 the Huskers were called for offsides which made it 3rd and 4 but noooo...a Husker was also called for an unsportsmanlike conduct giving the Blue a first down. The incompetence was too much and for maybe the 2nd time ever we left the stadium in quarter 3. The Michigan fans seated around us were almost more embarrassed for us than we were. Positive talk like "oh you guys will be back" and "just not your day" was abundant (funny thing is we heard the same thing back in 2018 when Michigan curb stomped us in Ann Arbor). Hey Blue, we are used to this sucking. Oh well, Husker fans ARE the Cubs fans of football. We just keep showing up no matter how bad it is. Go Big Red!

4) State Senator Katheen Kauth. God gawd what a hateful sour pussed woman .

She was appointed to the Nebraska Legislature by a trust fund baby named Pete Ricketts. Her bill to outlaw treatment for transgender youth was passed by the Lege after a contentious session that included a 12-week abortion ban to boot. Next session she vows to take on the next most important issue of our crazy times, forcing bathroom etiquette onto Nebraska schools. boys use boy's bathrooms and girls use girls bathrooms just like it is now. But because so many males are cutting off their junk just so they can leer at girls in a girl's bathroom this is priority one for the nutjobs like Kauth. Kauth recently had a campaign sign defaced with the word "facsist" and the anarchy symbol. Misspelled words and anarchy. Oh the humanity. Shes attempting to raise money off it because "Antifa" is obviously after her. Yeah, Kathleen, next time you go all Nancy Mace and have somebody deface your own sign get somebody who can fucking spell.