Gym Jordan Fails!

 Gym Jordan is a total zero. He's a back benching incompetent congressman from a lizard like gerrymandered congressional district in Ohio, he spoke with Trump the day of the insurrection but doesn't remember what they talked about (oh maybe about the insurrection), he covered up sexual abuse of athletes while a wrestling coach at Ohio State, but he has the political party under the giant gut of Donald Trump backing him to be third in line to the Presidency. THIRD? Gee that wouldn't inspire MAGA nuts with guns would it?

Jim Jordan has two talents. He makes a lot of noise and he repels every sane person who comes in contact with him. Perfect to be Speaker of the House under this party of crazy cowards and actual insane people like MTG, Boebert, and Gaetz the statutory rapist. Since the House was taken over by the crazies who refuse to allow the presence of a majority on virtually anything, chaos has reigned. The Speaker was booted because he dared to work with Democrats to keep the government open. They have refused to do much of anything except pass meaningless bills that have no chance of passage in the Senate or be signed by the President. But thats what far right lunatics thrive on.  Chaos. Ya see they do not want to govern, they want to piss and moan because thats easier than working on solutions.

Jim Jordan, despite the threats he and his minions made to waffling members, despite the thuggish tactics of Sean Hannity, and despite the endorsement of the Defendant, failed to become Speaker today. 20 Republicans had the balls to say no to a Jordan speakership which of course would be nothing but a noisy shitshow. Jordan sat there with that stupid grin of his as his enablers patted him on the back and said its ok Jimmy, we will get you a participation trophy. 

Jordan may get more shots at it. He may even succeed as the 20 no votes get frightened of the death threats and the possibility of violence and losing the base's "loyalty". Christ, Jordan does nothing. He's perfect for Fox News, he just opens his big mouth and then runs off to Fox to be fawned over by the amoral gibbons that man that nightly clown show.

Gym Jordan is a shit throwing nihilist. What he cares about is virtually nothing. For fucks sake he doesn't even care about young adults being molested in a locker room shower because it inconveniences his lust for attention.

I have no love for former Speaker John Boehner but at least he recognized Jordan for what he is. As Jordan plotted to sabotage a debt ceiling bill Boehner exclaimed "Jordan was a terrorist as a legislator going back to his days in the Ohio House and Senate. A terrorist. A legislature terrorist."

Amen.