The House Shitshow!

 I sat there all day watching this spineless worm, Kevin McCarthy, get kicked in the nuts 3 times which was 2 times too many. The Speaker of the House vote was scheduled for today. Kevin McCarthy, a "leader" who called Trump out for attempting to kill him with his unleashed trash back on Jan 6th, 2021 and then jetted to Mar A Lago to apologize to the Thug in Chief, is "popular" with about 90% of House Republicans. By popular I mean he doesn't make them throw up at the sight of him ,but there is a good portion, perhaps 10% of the House Repelicans who hate the guy. Hate the sight of him.Think he's the epitome of what they call the swamp. And though for 4 years the very swamp the crazy fuckers who make up the "Freedom Caucus" pretend to hate was made even swampier by the Reptile in Chief, these nutty nitwits continue to live in a deluded state of madness.

This whole Speaker thing is just so convoluted. While the wacky Democrats are united behind a guy who can't win, Hakeem Jeffries, the Republicans are all over the board. Instead of just doing what Republicans normally do and fall in line, they cannot give up the Old Man. The guy who almost brought a nation down with a coup attempt helped along by this bunch of babbling bums endorsed the establishment guy McCarthy. The Representative from Mars, MTG, endorsed McCarthy because being the gutless scum he is, he probably promised her she could investigate Jewish space lasers or some such shit. But despite the crazy endorsements of Trump and Greene, the Boeberts and Gaetz's and the Roys and the Biggs' and the Gosars, HEY WAIT thats 5 defections. Without those 5 plus as it turned out 15 more McCarthy was rebuffed. He didnt even get as many votes as Jeffries. Yet getting racked seemed to be appealing to the invertebrate McCarthy and he just turned around and inexplicably did it 3 times. 

Goddamned right it was entertaining. Even after Jim Jordan stood there and said STOP voting for me they continued to do so. Hilarious.

And the back stabbing Elise Stefanik stood there with  resting sad face while smoldering inside that her path to power was being cleared and her dreams of going from Harvard educated moderate to full on MAGA warrior Speaker of the House were in sight. She aint sleeping tonite folks, she's plotting.