Wednesday, August 17, 2022

The Insanity Continues!


 Well Liz Cheney lost her primary due to the MAGA cult not being satisfied with a 93% conservative voting score in Congress and a 3rd ranking Republican status. The required devotion to a Florida retiree and utter subservience to the cult meant a devastating defeat for Liz Cheney much to the delight of said Florida fascist. He crowed on social media about it was all him that lead to her demise and she'd never be back in the spotlight but "who knows". Gotta cover all the bases so he can claim he told ya she'd be back.

Harriet Hageman, in the right place at the right time, a 3 time loser who used to to be a never Trumper until she grasped the con won the seat, well at least the nomination for the cult and come on now, are there any Democrats in Wyoming?  Hageman stood before a gaggle of cowboy hatted devotees to the cult and claimed victory but in true MAGA fashion could just not be gracious. Yerrrrrrr fired she roared as the goat ropers yee hawed and slapped knees while at the same time saying to each other, we elected that? Hageman will win in November, go to DC, and become yet another nobody with a big mouth. She will embarrass Wyoming on a daily basis and the sad part is they wont think so. Kind of like part of Colorado isn't embarrassed by the trashy Boebert family being drunk and disorderly and having teenagers tell full grown adults to fuck off while they run over mailboxes like the rabid rats they are. Hageman will do nothing in DC. But her loud mouth may contribute to the insanity of the GOP.

Meanwhile in Alaska, the OG of rabid trashy families, Sarah Palin advanced onward in her primary to go to Congress and fight with MTG and Boebert to be the stupidest woman in the House. Alaska has something called a ranked primary where you rank the candidates in order of preference. The top 4 move on regardless of party. Palin finished 2nd to Democrat Mary Peltola and the special election used this ranked voting also and Im all confused so I have no idea who won. Palin, she of the horrid plastic surgery and the move to Arizona behind her, has already cast doubts on the results readying herself for the old fraud speech should she lose. Palin isnt liked much up there as she quit the Governors office early and moved to Arizona, had domestic violence problems involving her trashy children and her ex husband, and is generally a screeching twat with the drill baby drill catchphrase. We can only hope she can go back to her Arizona home.

Meanwhile Mike Pence, he of the swinging from a rope Pences, stated if asked he might testify in front of the Jan 6 committee. If asked? How about if subpoenaed. Pence got all high and mighty and proselytized about his former office like he was fucking royalty and had to weigh his options as if he was Prince Pence of Gallows Land. Look, Mike, you were a dead in the water Indiana politician without a pot to piss in when the Trump Train stopped to pick you up so you could do their bidding when needed. So when you balked, they sent a gang of goons and hooligans to kill you. You missed being drawn and quartered by about a minute and made the best decision of your life by refusing to get in the Secret Service car where they would have taken you out and left the gun and took home the cannoli. This fucked up Chuck Grassley's (HOW is this fossil winning?) orders to not certify the electors and resulted in the Don's coup attempt.

For chrissakes, Mike. Are you scared you might antagonize the people who wanted you dead? You think those dead eyed soulless MAGA morons would EVER vote for you. Shit Mike they probably still have hit men out there trying to finish the job for the Mar A Lago Don. What is wrong with you? You are basically a dumb Liz Cheney. Dead in the water but at least she had the smarts to go after her nemesis with full abandon. You just sit there bobbing in the water thinking the Trump Life boat will pick you back up. No Mike all they have for you is depth charges.

Again, The GOP is insane.

PS--Wyoming is truly a beautiful state, I've been there many times. The scenery is breathtaking and to waste it on these cowboy hatted rodeo heads is a shame. The people are nice as long as politics isn't brought up. If it is its Katie bar the door unless of course you're on their side. We will be there this weekend. Zip it Max's Dad. 

1 comment:

One Fly said...

Well stated! It's the reality.