The speeches were the typical eye rolling spit takes they usually are. After all CPAC attendees not all that smart to retain things they heard a week ago on RSBN. Perhaps the strangest thing seen at this weekly gathering of morons, racists, Nazis, fascists and assholes was the jail cell in which an orange jump suited dude in a MAGA hat sits and cries over his brutal treatment after he attempted to overthrow the government. Meanwhile the insurrectionists outside the "jail cell" pray and express outrage over this actor being in "jail". ,
In one instance, Representative and non evolved subhuman Marjorie Taylor Greene (Neanderthal-GA) entered the cell, kneeled before the actor and comforted this actor who was weeping. It was a performance worthy of a Razzy. In the case of MTG's thespian failure, the "man" in the orange jump suit was indeed someone familiar with the uniform, Omaha's own Brandon Straka. What CPAC attendees may not realize about MAGA clown Brandon Straka is this. He's a MAGA rat. A snitch. Singin like a canary. A stool pigeon. Yet they cried with him, said the Lords Prayer as Greene kneeled, and didnt openly laugh at that spectacle. Way to make us proud , Brandon. Especially that informer part.
Then came Viktor Orban, the European Unions embarrassing fascist thug, just the thing the American right admires. This Hungarian hooligan laid out the dark vision that the American right truly believes in. Racism, state controlled news, anti-Semitism with the typical dog whistles of Soros and globalists, the evil liberals, shutting down universities, putting the LGBTQ back in the closet or better yet prison, a wall to keep refugees out, and lunatics running local offices in support of the head of state. The mass of jingoistic jag offs cheered and stood up and all but thrust their right arms forward. If THIS doesn't tell you who these people are, you're deaf and mute and blind.
Then came the orange fascist himself. Trump stood on stage and did his best imitation of Orban. Execute drug dealers, Patton, abolish the Department of Education (big applause from the uneducated mass) suppressing transgenders, blood and soil Nazism, Crazy Nancy, stop and frisk on a nationwide level, and the establishment of camps, concentration camps of tents outside cities where the homeless will be sent. Yeah ok Herr Trump, the "homeless". Trump gave perhaps the 2 creepiest moments of his horrible history, twice in one speech? His attempt to kiss Olympic swimmer Riley Gaines after a particularly sinister LOOK AT THIS as the blonde medalist came on stage AND the introduction of his former "doctor" some lush named Ronny Jackson by saying "he loved looking at my body". "It was so strong" EWWWWWWWWW.
To steal a line from the great Texan. Molly Ivins, I'm sure Trump AND Orban's speeches sounded better in the original German.
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