The Insanity Continues!

 Well Liz Cheney lost her primary due to the MAGA cult not being satisfied with a 93% conservative voting score in Congress and a 3rd ranking Republican status. The required devotion to a Florida retiree and utter subservience to the cult meant a devastating defeat for Liz Cheney much to the delight of said Florida fascist. He crowed on social media about it was all him that lead to her demise and she'd never be back in the spotlight but "who knows". Gotta cover all the bases so he can claim he told ya she'd be back.

Harriet Hageman, in the right place at the right time, a 3 time loser who used to to be a never Trumper until she grasped the con won the seat, well at least the nomination for the cult and come on now, are there any Democrats in Wyoming?  Hageman stood before a gaggle of cowboy hatted devotees to the cult and claimed victory but in true MAGA fashion could just not be gracious. Yerrrrrrr fired she roared as the goat ropers yee hawed and slapped knees while at the same time saying to each other, we elected that? Hageman will win in November, go to DC, and become yet another nobody with a big mouth. She will embarrass Wyoming on a daily basis and the sad part is they wont think so. Kind of like part of Colorado isn't embarrassed by the trashy Boebert family being drunk and disorderly and having teenagers tell full grown adults to fuck off while they run over mailboxes like the rabid rats they are. Hageman will do nothing in DC. But her loud mouth may contribute to the insanity of the GOP.

Meanwhile in Alaska, the OG of rabid trashy families, Sarah Palin advanced onward in her primary to go to Congress and fight with MTG and Boebert to be the stupidest woman in the House. Alaska has something called a ranked primary where you rank the candidates in order of preference. The top 4 move on regardless of party. Palin finished 2nd to Democrat Mary Peltola and the special election used this ranked voting also and Im all confused so I have no idea who won. Palin, she of the horrid plastic surgery and the move to Arizona behind her, has already cast doubts on the results readying herself for the old fraud speech should she lose. Palin isnt liked much up there as she quit the Governors office early and moved to Arizona, had domestic violence problems involving her trashy children and her ex husband, and is generally a screeching twat with the drill baby drill catchphrase. We can only hope she can go back to her Arizona home.

Meanwhile Mike Pence, he of the swinging from a rope Pences, stated if asked he might testify in front of the Jan 6 committee. If asked? How about if subpoenaed. Pence got all high and mighty and proselytized about his former office like he was fucking royalty and had to weigh his options as if he was Prince Pence of Gallows Land. Look, Mike, you were a dead in the water Indiana politician without a pot to piss in when the Trump Train stopped to pick you up so you could do their bidding when needed. So when you balked, they sent a gang of goons and hooligans to kill you. You missed being drawn and quartered by about a minute and made the best decision of your life by refusing to get in the Secret Service car where they would have taken you out and left the gun and took home the cannoli. This fucked up Chuck Grassley's (HOW is this fossil winning?) orders to not certify the electors and resulted in the Don's coup attempt.

For chrissakes, Mike. Are you scared you might antagonize the people who wanted you dead? You think those dead eyed soulless MAGA morons would EVER vote for you. Shit Mike they probably still have hit men out there trying to finish the job for the Mar A Lago Don. What is wrong with you? You are basically a dumb Liz Cheney. Dead in the water but at least she had the smarts to go after her nemesis with full abandon. You just sit there bobbing in the water thinking the Trump Life boat will pick you back up. No Mike all they have for you is depth charges.

Again, The GOP is insane.

PS--Wyoming is truly a beautiful state, I've been there many times. The scenery is breathtaking and to waste it on these cowboy hatted rodeo heads is a shame. The people are nice as long as politics isn't brought up. If it is its Katie bar the door unless of course you're on their side. We will be there this weekend. Zip it Max's Dad. 

The GOP Is Nuts!

 I just want to talk about the Republican Party for a bit. Being from red state USA I know a lot about the GOP because west of Lincoln this state the job of voting for the person with the R next to their name is not only mandatory its purely genetic in nature. I am convinced that its genetic due to the fact that the nobodies elected out there cannot possibly be their best and brightest. But the GOP here in Nebraska has generally been very conservative but reasonable and people you can talk about Husker football with, down a beer, and move on to other important subjects like more Husker football. But the insanity and brain rot of national GOP politicians is seeping in here.

Lets face it, since the black guy was elected in 2008 and again in 2012 the slithering scummy snakes have crawled out from under the rocks they used to hide under. And the head snake was one Donald J Trump, a reality show host turned Racist in chief. The Republicans, the old school low taxes and pro national defense and pro cop ones, ripped the Scumbag in Chief apart in 2015-16 treating him like the turd in the wine cooler he was . Then they lost, big, because of an element of humanity out there that wants fascism, white supremacy, and ownin the libs above everything else. The libs, those "elitist' ivory towered socialist globalists who look down on rural America for being dumb and trashy and racists and religious and gun nuts. So owning them, even by hurting themselves, makes em feel better that those smarties got theirs.

Then the GOP discovered that base. And the path to victory went thru them. Thus we get the ultimate GOPer, the Queen of the GOP, the Harvard educated and phony ass Elise Stefanik. This congresswoman from New York was a reasonable moderate House member who voted with the Trump agenda barely 50% of the time. Then came impeachment 1. And Elise Stefanik sold her soul to the fucking Devil himself. Foaming at the mouth with power potential, a sudden shift to the extreme right, Stefanik became the Devil's most adamant defender. When Liz Cheney the Honorable stayed true to herself, Elise Stefanik the Back Stabber was ready to step in. When Cheney (94% with Trump) was booted from her leadership role Stefanik (54% with Trump) raised her hand Horshak style and said oooo oooo oooo me me me. And Stefanik was thrust forward and became the robot she has become.

Stefanik cracked on the FBI "leadership" and its "protecting" of Hunter Biden and the Russia "hoax" and "protecting" Hillary and Comey and blah blah conveniently ignoring who appointed Christoper Wray as FBI director. No mention of Top Secret shit her Devil had run away with.

Stefanik represent today's GOP. A crazy out of control insane political party that has permeated whacko America and remains a viable party that has a real shot at turning this nation into a one party dictatorship with no chance of ever turning it over. As long as this party of phoniness wants power only and will do anything to achieve it, rolling over any GOP member who shows any sign of sanity we are fucked.

Its scary. Its so scary its to the point I now own a passport, am thinking of taking shooting lessons, and will bail on this shithole nation in a fucking minute flat if it turns Nazi. My father fought fucking Nazis for 4 years in Europe, I'll be goddamned of I let them take over here without a fight. Voting will kill them much like the light kills vampires. So vote!!! Hear me Elise "Eva Braun" Stefanik, I know you don't mean a fucking thing you say, and THATS the frightening part. VOTE!!!

The Rosenbergs and The Trumps!

 Guy on left? Donald Trumps lawyer Roy Cohn, a self hating homosexual who was instrumental in getting the two on the right, Julius and Ethel Rosenberg,  zapped in the electric chair for selling nuclear secrets to the Soviets. Well what goes around comes around and the connection between convicted spies and Donald J Trump is now secured. 

The FBI serving of a search warrant on Monday caused GOPer after GOPer to go crazy in  comparing the FBI and The DOJ to the Gestapo and the KGB and the Stasi (that one took some smarty intern to come up with) and the Sesame Street street gang. And then Garland spoke. He actually spoke. Meticulously explaining procedure and answering all questions to any reasonable person and putting the pickle ball in Trumps court to allow the contents of the warrant to be released or not. But most of the GOP is not reasonable of course and many of them demanded the defunding of the FBI and impeaching Garland and maybe taking a dump in Garlands waste basket.

And then last night when the Washington Post reported that many of the documents Trump had finders keepers losers weepers control over contained TOP SECRET information about nuclear shit. Whaaaaa, he had TOP SECRET nuke  information at Mar A Lardo? What was he going to do with it? Sell it to Putin or the Saudis? That's the top guess since The Former Guy never does anything without calculating the profit to himself. This information caused such a ripple in GOP circles that for once they SHUT UP!! They fucking went silent? No more I STAND WITH PRESIDENT TRUMP from Congresswoman Cavedweller or Top ranking GOP pedophile Matt Gaetz. They stayed silent.

Migawd it was glorious.

And then after a night of spinning and falling down and spinning some more the GOP response is here. Hey uhhhh like the secrets arent  all that secret and you can like have them on your phone and INFLATION!!! BIDEN!!! TAXES!!! The golden oldies are back. CRT!!! 2020 RIOTS!!!! HILLARY!!!

Ok GOP. You go back to what you do best. LIE about simple economics because defending nuclear espionage is just a bridge too far for even this band of MAGAT Republican Ratfuckers. 

Or is it? Stay tuned.

PS-- The Rosenbergs may have been guilty or perhaps were set up. My readings over the years made me conclude Ethel was guilty and Julius was not but that's just my opinion man. But nonetheless they should not have been executed for what they did. Trump may or may not be guilty of espionage, he seems to be above all laws in his own mind. He's raising money off this and inspired yet another MAGA cult member to die in the line of duty. He needs to go to jail for something or better yet just drop over from the effects of a healthy diet

Local News on Abortion!

 
 Local news today. Governor Pete Ricketts (Lame Duck-Ne) rounded up as many state senators as he could in his attempt to outlaw abortion with a special session of Nebraska's legislature. Without getting into the details of being the only state with a single house legislature, Ricketts needed 33 state senators to jizz up their misogyny and hop in the truck and drive to Lincoln to babble on about how pro life they are while crushing women's freedom. Last spring during the regular session, the abortion fight came to the floor for a trigger law attempt anticipating the overturning of Roe V Wade. The 33 figure is key because if the other side begins a filibuster, 33 is the number needed to stop it. Ricketts and the Misogynists could only muster 32 as heroes like Megan Hunt, Carol Blood, Jen Day, Mikaela Cavanaugh, Anna Wishart, John Cavanaugh, Wendy DeBoer, John McCollister, Adam Morefeld, Patty Pansing Brooks, Tony Vargas and Steve Lathrop held fast and basically said we shall be here forever and make your lives even more miserable than living in Gordon, Nebraska already makes it.

Ricketts read the tea leaves, came up with 30 and gave it up. No special session and he will hope his assumed successor, Christo-Fascist Jim Pillen (R-Jesus) can pray a lot and come up with the 33 (hey the same age as Jesus its a lock) needed to crush women's rights. That's why voting in November  is so important to keep the commanders and their gender traitor allies from the holy grail.

In Norfolk, Nebraska a 41 year old mother and her 18 year old daughter (17 and a minor at the time) are being charged by a zealous DA with 3 felonies and 2 misdemeanors in regards to an "illegal" abortion. The story is awful cloudy as the journalism around here is minimum wage and geared towards obituaries. But the journalists who have been bounced from so called legit sources (eaten up by hedge fund blood suckers and totally uninterested in news) and jumped to online "newspapers" like the Nebraska Examiner are the best reporters here by far. 

Bottom line here, the 17 year old obtained abortion pills at 22 weeks, gave birth to a stillborn baby and then with Mom, buried the stillborn baby without telling anybody. A neighbor allegedly snitched (ahhh too bad there's no bounty Texas style) and the local prosecutors began to "investigate" by strong arming Facebook into providing private chats the woman and her mother had regarding obtaining abortion pills. So much for you Facebook freaks who think your info is private and secure. 

The "abortion" occurred at 29 weeks, which admittedly is well over the 20 weeks allowed under current Nebraska law, and the local yokels jumped into action. The felony charges were filed against the mom for performing an abortion over 20 weeks, performing an abortion as a non doctor and abandoning a human body. Felony charges against the daughter include abandoning a human body. A third person, a dude, pleaded no contest to a misdemeanor of burying somebody without forking over money to a mortician or some goddamned thing. 

Here came the politicians. Stereotypical Nebraska Republican House member Nerd Mike Flood (Typical Dork-Ne) weighed in on his opposition to "late term abortions" and had to throw in how much he wants a federal abortion ban. His opponent, and hopefully the new House member, Patty Pansing Brooks took the cautious route, you know the route that says wait for the real story to come out and THEN say something.

The story here really is what law enforcement, Barney Fife style, can and will do to get what they want (see Beatrice 6). They twisted the arm of the kids doctors to fork over her medical records (so much for Hippa) and then forced Facebook with its gillions of dollars to fork over private chat info. These two things are the case against them. Violations of privacy rights. But what do you expect? While the MAGA crowd crows about violation of a "billionaire" cult leader's rights, the same crowd (and trust me Norfolk is MAGA central) uses whatever they can to take down a scared child and her mother to make a political point. As State Senator Megan Hunt said, these people need help and support, not prosecution. But that's now how these "pro-lifers" work. They want all you women in red robes hanging on a wall while their gender traitor allies cheer them on.

Go Big Red.

Raid On Mar A Lago!

The bullshit has begun. The FBI "raided" errrrr served a search warrant on Mar A Lago on Monday night and right wing MAGA went crazy. Civil War, police state, they can do it to you, Bidens FBI, defund the police errr FBI, lock and load, KGB, Gestapo, Gespacho, Stasi, Soviets, and the inevitable BUT HER EMAILS.......and of course send me money to defend this wonderful orange patriot.

Meanwhile, the subject of the search warrant, getting advice I'm sure from his stupid lawyers, started the they planted evidence screed......Wait what? Planted evidence would imply that there was illegal stuff going on down at Mar A Fascisto . So instead of saying wait to see what was found its THEY PLANTED EVIDENCE. Ok El Trumpo.

Now a search warrant being served means that a copy of that warrant is in the hands of Trump AND his lawyers and could be released by them publicly but for some reason they have failed to do that. Instead its planted evidence, send me money, defund the police, impeach Garland, send me money, and send me money. The rubes of course, in between ranting and holding their gun waiting for orders from the orange fuckstick, send him money. And they send money to pole strippers like Lauren Boebert, The Cavewoman, the prissy Hawley, and Ron DeFascist. The marks are in line.

What did the FBI find at Mar a Psycho? Who knows? The wise ones, the pundits with law degrees as opposed to the yakkers on Fox with no degrees, seem to think the intent was to gather classified documents that the Traitor in Chief had not returned to the archives after negotiations broke down. You can only push the DOJ so far before they get fed up with your obstructionist crap and take action. Merrick Garland is now Public enemy #1 on the shit list of MAGA morons. Hey libs, can we let him off our shit list now?

PS--- I stumbled upon twitter @LennyDykstra who seems to think calling out Jews for not being Jewish enough means they have small peenies and are pedophiles. Its quite entertaining and sad to read the ravings of a 59 year old man nicknamed Nails who ran into walls head first a LOT, has a rap sheet longer than Lauren Boebert, and declares bankruptcy more often than his hero The Former Guy. How long can you stand it? Why do CTE sufferers always turn out to be Republicans? Hmmmmm, brain damage sucks

Busy Weekend! CPAC August!

 

Oh it was such a busy weekend. Well there was CPAC 2022 (how many of these CPACs are there every year?). CPAC 2022 featured off the wall speeches from the likes of Ted Cruz (Pimp-TX), Ronny Jackson (Shitfaced-TX) , Kari Lake (Karen-AZ) , Mary  "Hitler Was Right About One Thing " Miller (Nazi-IL) , Sarah Palin (The OG Of Stupid-AK), Mark Robinson (Straitjacket-NC) Rick Scott (Voldemort-FL), MTG ( Cro-Magnon-GA) Lauren "Somebody Get Her A Pole" Boebert (Escort-Co) and a fascist thumb breaker white supremacist anti race mixing thug and of course also Viktor Orban.

The speeches were the typical eye rolling spit takes they usually are. After all CPAC attendees not all that smart to retain things they heard a week ago on RSBN. Perhaps the strangest thing seen at this weekly gathering of morons, racists, Nazis, fascists and assholes was the jail cell in which an orange jump suited dude in a MAGA hat sits and cries over his brutal treatment after he attempted to overthrow the government. Meanwhile the insurrectionists outside the "jail cell" pray and express outrage over this actor being in "jail". ,

In one instance, Representative and non evolved subhuman Marjorie Taylor Greene (Neanderthal-GA) entered the cell, kneeled before the actor and comforted this actor who was weeping. It was a performance worthy of a Razzy. In the case of MTG's thespian failure, the "man" in the orange jump suit was indeed someone familiar with the uniform, Omaha's own Brandon Straka. What CPAC attendees may not realize about MAGA clown Brandon Straka is this. He's a MAGA rat. A snitch. Singin like a canary. A stool pigeon.  Yet they cried with him, said the Lords Prayer as Greene kneeled, and didnt openly laugh at that spectacle. Way to make us proud , Brandon. Especially that informer part.

Then came Viktor Orban, the European Unions embarrassing fascist thug, just the thing the American right admires. This Hungarian hooligan laid out the dark vision that the American right truly believes in. Racism, state controlled news, anti-Semitism with the typical dog whistles of Soros and globalists, the evil liberals, shutting down universities, putting the LGBTQ back in the closet or better yet prison, a wall to keep refugees out, and lunatics running local offices in support of the head of state. The mass of jingoistic jag offs cheered and stood up and all but thrust their right arms forward. If THIS doesn't tell you who these people are, you're deaf and mute and blind.

Then came the orange fascist himself. Trump stood on stage and did his best imitation of Orban. Execute drug dealers, Patton, abolish the Department of Education (big applause from the uneducated mass) suppressing transgenders, blood and soil Nazism, Crazy Nancy, stop and frisk on a nationwide level, and the establishment of camps, concentration camps of tents outside cities where the homeless will be sent. Yeah ok Herr Trump, the "homeless". Trump gave perhaps the 2 creepiest moments of  his horrible history, twice in one speech? His attempt to kiss Olympic swimmer Riley Gaines after a particularly sinister LOOK AT THIS as the blonde medalist came on stage AND the introduction of his former "doctor" some lush named Ronny Jackson by saying "he loved looking at my body". "It was so strong" EWWWWWWWWW.

To steal a line from the great Texan. Molly Ivins, I'm sure Trump AND Orban's speeches sounded better in the original German.

Kansas!

 Kansas is like the downstairs neighbors who you've misjudged. You thought they were a family of clods with trashy tendencies and then all of a sudden they step up to show you nope it's YOU in the upstairs apartment with the trashy tendencies.

As you know a deep red state, man is it ever red, voted to tell the religious prigs, the misogynists and the gender traitors who want to tell women whats best for them to fuck off Tuesday. By a final vote of 59% to 41% the state of Kansas went all bluesy for a day and kept its state constitution intact which some say guaranteed a women's right to choose. The shock waves were reverberating all over the nation like a fracking earthquake does in South Kansas when Oklahoma, the trailer dwellers they are, blows up underground mines to extract gas. Kansas?

The no vote itself occurred because quite frankly, the voters turned out in huge numbers. The cities of Eastern Kansas, the Topekas and the Kansas Citys and the Wichitas and the Lawrences voted overwhelmingly no, so overwhelming that the huge numbers offset the rest of rural Kansas voting yes, ya know because of all the stupid billboards with the white Gerber baby staring at you urging you to save its life. Well nobody wouldn't save THAT baby's life since it looks 6 months old. It's the ugly fetuses that are the choice here. The cities crushed the pro life haters that permeate rural America. Period. Lesson learned Democrats?

So celebrate now folks. But this aint over by a long shot. This kind of vote in "real America" is optimistic but dont think the women hating pro lifers arent plotting the next move already. Kansas has elected Supreme Court justices, an absolutely horrid idea from the distant past. They are on the ballot in November and if the fascists win, whats to keep that Court from simply declaring Tuesdays vote invalid and allowing the GOP kooks in Topeka (who really effed this one up) to simply vote to outlaw abortion AND pass laws to make its women slaves to the state, forbidden from leaving the state to seek a legal treatment from another state. Bleeding Kansas be damned. The Fugitive Slave Act lives.

This is a real possibility if Kansas women and their male allies fall asleep in November. We already won this one is not necessarily true. It can be. But you have to vote.

PS== I see the cancer on America, Kris Kobach, the anti immigrant racist shitheel is back. Winning the GOP nomination for Attorney General of Kansas. This fuckin guy just wont go away. Enabled by that cringey MAGA cult of 35-40 % this pest is back again. Kansans were embarrassed by his presence 4 years ago and said no way do we want you in the Governors chair. Lets hope his herpes like pain is rejected again. We upstairs in Nebraska love the guy, well at least the Know Nothings and the white supremacists sure do. He authored an anti-affirmative action ballot initiative that passed and then he authored a different initiative to make it illegal to rent apartments or houses to Hispanic folks (presumed to be illegals)  in the city of Fremont, a giant packing plant with people. That also passed yet is virtually impossible to enforce since the Hispanics are the work force that keeps your Spam coming. Its also next to impossible to enforce because on the form you can simply check yes to whether you are a citizen and Barney Fife will say oh ok. But the racism is the fun! Right Kris Kobach? Right?

Bill Russell!

 When I was young un back in the 60s and had really formed no loyalties to any sports teams the NBA was a once a week on Sunday afternoon event on the television. The teams featured were always the Celtics and the Sixers and the Knicks and then whoever they played . Wilt and Willis and Bill. Every week. But Bill Russell was the guy. Oh Wilt was the greatest of all time but Russell with his quiet dominance was the guy you couldn't stop watching. When something needed to be done, like a block, or a rebound, or a pass Russell provided it. He didn't score that much, but he was the glue. I loved watching Bill Russell as a kid. He seemed like a guy you'd run thru a wall for.

What I didn't realize as a child was Bill Russell WAS a guy you'd run thru walls for. Bill Russell had ZERO fucks left to give when he was young. What the things a child cannot realize is quiet courage. He went to Mississippi after Medgar Evers was gunned down to run basketball clinics, he was at the March On Washington with MLK, he threatened boycotts after Kentucky restaurants wouldn't seat him with his barnstorming teammates, he lived in a racist city where he was tolerated when he won for them and then was dissed with gawd awful treatment off the court ( yes some Bostonian took a dump in his house, a man ahead of his time in the MAGA world) . But Russell never backed off.

I read his auto biography in college and was shocked at his treatment. What kind of Americans treat this man like this? And if Bill Russell gets called a n*****, how must it be for William Russell, everyday black American?  This was a man who truly wasn't going to take your shit and YET that laugh. Bill Russell has the greatest laugh in history. The pure joy, not a phony moment to it. It told me this dude wasn't going to let you get to him. He was gonna laugh in your face if he felt like it. It was joyous.

Goodbye Bill Russell. I will miss you more than you will ever know and I'm just a kid from Omaha. You were the greatest winner ever.