Friday, May 7, 2021

Mud Wrestling In The GOP!


 Yeah I know one looks like she just had her lips super glued together and the other one looks like her old man in a wig but this fight is not one I will avoid just because the GOP is devouring itself from within. I want to see it. But I also cannot stay out of it.

Elise Stefanik (R-NY at her parents summer home) burst onto the scene during the first impeachment hearings. You remember that one about what seems like 20 years ago where a bribery artiste, a traitorous thug, and a quid pro quo enthusiast was accused of threatening the Ukrainian President with non delivery of arms to fight off another traitorous thug unless he lied about Joe Biden.. Now you can argue that for the only time in his miserable life that the Other Guy was right about something and that something was that Joe Biden was going to kick his ass but lets digress.

Stefanik, an obscure Paul Ryan recruit who is a Harvard grad, used her parents summer home, dahling, to establish residence in New York and won a Congressional seat in 2014. She governed as a moderate Republican (they exist?) , refused to even say the name of the Other Guy as he steamrolled through the 2016 primaries, supported John Kasich even after the Orange Cheeto secured the nomination, and then voted with his disgusting bigoted agenda only 65% of the time. Yes that sucks but its respectable. She supported LGBTQ rights. opposed the Wall, opposed the kidnapping of children from their parents and voted against the tax cuts that blew up the deficit and debt. But then came impeachment and the realization that grifting MAGA rubes was so easy. Stefanik raised mucho cash by simply going on Hannity's nightly infomercial and starting a fight with MAGA villain Adam Schiff (Patriot-Ca). Money and a sudden endorsement from the Pussy Grabber Himself made Stefanik into just another con artist blinded by the power and the money pit she was staring into. During the hearings, Stefanik railed at Schiff, defended a thug and made herself a surprising MAGA trash hero. I thought these idiots hated the Ivy League.

Now its the fight with Liz Cheney (Very R-Wy) the third ranking GOP member in the House. I cannot stand Liz Cheney, she's a carpetbagging Wyoming Neanderthal who hates people, hates immigrants, thinks the poors should just stop being poor, supports killing foreigners in wars of profit, and is generally a  lousy excuse for a human being. BUT Liz Cheney doesn't need a numbskull peasant like the Other Guy to prop her up. Her name alone does that. And she doesn't much care for a fascist like the Other Guy, just fascists like her old man. She voted to impeach the son of a bitch, she voted to certify Joe Biden's huge victory and she made it known that the Other Guy was nobody she would ever support in the future if the crook runs in 2024.

So now, Stefanik is moving in to take advantage. Probably something she's done her whole life, Stefanik sees opportunity. And since the Republican Party is a cult led by a failed game show host with a huge following of slithering reptile brained lame brains with guns , Liz Cheney must go.  Led by a spineless Irish sycophant named Kevin McCarthy (Jellyfish-Ca) and a Louisiana shooting survivor who somehow became an even bigger asshole even after staring death in the face, Steve Scalise (Alliterative Asswipe-La) the party is perfectly willing to dump Cheney and install Frau Stefanik into the 3rd place seat.

This hasn't actually happened. Yet. But if it does, and it looks like it will, the two losers here are McCarthy and Scalise. Those two idiots have no idea what they are about to do. They will have promoted a blatant opportunist, one whose principles do not exist, into a place where they have their backs turned to her at all times. Once the opportunity comes, Elise Stefaniks shiv will hit paydirt.

Et Tu Elise.


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