Saturday, May 15, 2021

GOP Gaslighting!


 This entire week foreshadows the future. The Republican members of the House have no intention of getting to the truth about what happened on January 6th. The truth being of course is that a Bloated Orange Florida Man unleashed his trash upon the Congress, The Veep, and the police to save his ass from being called a LOSER. No matter that people would die, people would be injured, the Capitol would be trashed, it was all about HIM, the LOSER.

Republicans in the House are for the most part a gaggle of brain dead puppets beholden to their brain damaged voters in the first place. But instead of playing a long con, of getting rid of a LOSER and moving on, these idiots continue to do whatever the LOSER tells them and what he tells them is that the election was stolen, the scum that wiped their shit on the walls of the Capitol were just white people out for justice and he will be their Dear Leader forever.  

Thus we get the spectacle of House Republicans gaslighting everyone with their tall tales of white tourists orderly in their manner walking around gazing at the statues screaming their love of country, U-S-A as they beat Capitol Police and vandalized offices because they loved them. Had they gotten ahold of Mitt Romney, or Mike Pence, or Nancy Pelosi they would have simply posed for selfies and shaken their hands. This is what the short con is. Lie. Lie. Lie. As their LOSER Leader learned, some people are so fucking stupid they dont even believe their own eyes. The GOP is on it. 

Marjorie Taylor Greene (Gym Rat-Ga) went all stalker on her secret crush, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, down the hallways of Congress screaming about terrorists, antifa and why wont you love me AOC? The woman had a tape surface from 2019 of her and a couple of meatheads banging on AOC's door and looking thru the mail slot and defacing her guest book. Remind yourselves that this butter faced kook was 45 years old as she played teenaged delinquent laughing and smirking at a camera with a couple of future insurrectionists. 

The GOP did it. They got rid of Liz Cheney (Horrible But Not a Liar-Wy) and replaced her with a T***p dick licker named Elise Stefanik ( Back Stabber-NY) making the top 4 GOP "leaders' total T***p acolytes willing to do anything to prop up a blubberous Florida blob thus ensuring their survival with the MAGA morons. If I was McCarthy (Invertebrate-Ca) or Scalise (Asshole-La) and thank the powers I am not, Stefanik is like living with an uncaged rattlesnake. Eventually she will kill your dumb ass and be smart enough to not rattle before she does it. Good luck boys. You'll need it.

Finally, Matt Gaetz (Child Molester-Fl). He's currently on a farewell tour with AOC fan girl MTG to stir up the base of violent white supremacists and retirees one last time. Oh he's going to prison. Not because he's a talentless grandstander without an ounce of sense, but because as the Florida version of Junior, he's an entitled rich prick who thinks he can rape and pillage at will. And apparently it doesnt matter what age the victim is. Because he's Matt Fucking Gaetz, mouth breathing real life Butthead. Oh the sweet signs of indictments and resignations and prison time. Lets hope he gets 17 years.


1 comment:

Kwark said...

I'm actually looking forward to the back stabbing among the GQP. I fully expect them to behave just as Trump has; the second you fail to adequately grovel at dear leader's feet you're dead meat. Even those who've licked the Orange Menace's Gucci's will probably be challenged in the primaries by some brain-dead Q-lover who will promise to have his head so far up Donnie's ass that he/she will smell how the victory was stolen before Donnie.

Hope you're right about jail for little ol' Matt. I confess to pessimism when it comes to entitled rich white boys actually receiving the penalties their actions deserve, especially rich republican white boys in politics.