Wednesday, July 11, 2012
They Aren't Saying Boo, They Are Saying Screw You!
Mittens Romney, after leaving his Hampton's fundraiser among his people, left to speak to the National Association For The Advancement of Mud People today and he got booed much to the delight of his campaign staff. How else to appeal to that white Christian voter than by showing all them lazy, rude coloreds being mean to that poor Mittens. He just wants to help them by repealing healthcare, getting rid of race based scholarships, refusing student loans, and giving them jobs cleaning out Rafalca's stable. That Mittens is down with the brothers..............
For godsakes, what do those ungrateful negroes want? They got to come to the greatest country on earth free of charge, they all got jobs immediately, and then those Northern commies came down and laid them all off. Why are they mad at Mitt? He just wants to help them. You see, they are so stupid they don't understand that by giving Diddy and Jay Z a giant tax break they will make it rain in every airport fly over zoned neighborhood in America. Stupid Coloreds!
They booed Mittens! Booed him. My goodness, after Mitt saved the day by responding to the boos with a well timed Chamber of Commerce drop, they still weren't happy. What is it with those people? The Chamber of Commerce!! How much more down can one get?
Mittens. Poor Mittens. With all that stress on whether his horsie, Rafalca, will win an Olympic medal and all that shit he must have taken from those Hampton snobs, all he needed was that rude reception from the cursed. Why Mormons have acknowledged that the negroes have existed since 1978, when BYU decided they'd better get more "athletic" or continue losing to Weber State. What more do they need from Mittens? Hey wait, it's Bill O'Reilly on the phone, yep Bill, it wasn't booing, the blacks, though well dressed, were demanding more iced tea, motherfucker!