Hey, look at those hippies assaulting that poor police officer, Lt. John Pike, (japikeiii@ucdavis.edu)at the University of California-Davis. Lt.Pike, who gets paid $116,000 per year to be assaulted by dirty jobless lazy slackers like those sitting maniacs threatening Lt. Pike (japikeiii@ucdavis.edu) . No amount of money could possibly compensate poor Lt. Pike to put up with such hideous assaults like those depicted in that picture. Let's all e-mail Lt.Pike to tell him how much we appreciate his sacrifice and how he puts his life on the line everyday for us so that people sitting down don't kill us. Thanks, Lt.Pike (japikeiii@ucdavis.edu) you are a credit to your public sector profession.
Another American hero, Lt John Pike, of the University of Cal-Davis Police Department.
Once again, tell him how much you appreciate his protecting us from crazy sitting down people at japikeiii@ucdavis.edu
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Thanks for the post. The satire is excellent. 530-752-3989 is the phone#.
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