The absolute outrage over Rep. Jack Murtha's assertion that Western Pennsylvania is full of racists and rednecks. Preposterous!20 year old Ashley_Todd_ of Texas, a McCain volunteer, asserted that while getting money at an ATM in Pittsburgh, a city in Western Pennsylvania, a big, black man attacked her, saw the McCain sticker on her car, and came back to carve a B in her grill to "teach her a lesson". Ashley of Texas didn't bother calling police for about 45 minutes after the incident in Western Pennsylvania.
Now, the Western Pennsylvania Police aren't stupid. Ashley of Texas had a backwards B barely carved into her mug, kind of like what a really stupid criminal would do looking into a mirror. Ashley, mirrors reflect backwards. D'OHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Karl Rove has officially flunked you out of Dirty Tricks University.
Jesus, how freaking desperate are these nuts getting? Now they're going all Susan Smith on the country. Get this over with.
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