Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Stop Throwing That Ball Indoors, You'll Break Something!

Indoor baseball is like Hawaiian pizza. It's just not right. Why have the Twins played in this giant concrete Leggo contraption for the last 30 years? Oh yeah, they turned the old baseball stadium into a giant shopping mall . What the hell is going on up here? I loved the Minnesota Twins as a kid. When they moved into this gloomy basement I stopped caring so much. Then they named this round mound of cement after one of the greatest Americans ever, Hubert Humphrey. The last straw. This dome is awful. How can anybody watch anything in this prison? In fact, when the Twins move back outdoors in 2010, why not just turn this dungeon into the Minnesota State Prison and dump every degenerate in there to roam free. Even when the Vikings are playing. Who would notice?

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