I think the President is in love. With a "communist" no less. Zoldan Mamdani came to the White House last week, fresh off his New York City Mayoral election. As Trump's North Korean spokeswoman, Bullshit Barbie Leavitt was warning America that a "communist" was coming (such a cliched GOP talking point they been using for 75 years). But the meeting between the "fascist" and the "commie" went so well that Trump couldn't help but give that Relax Guy South Park grin. Like a Paul Hollywood handshake, who saw that comin'? The next day Trump began to dress like Mamdani, with an overcoat that actually fit and a scarf that still didn't hide the gobbler vagina neck. I think Donami is smitten. Until he isn't.
The Epstein Files. Oh christ. The Congress passed the release of them virtually unanimously and sent it to Trumpstein's desk where he allegedly signed the release. Now before we get all horny for the files let us remember that before this came down, Trump made Pam Bondi "investigate" Democrats allegedly on the list which means of course the Attorney General can redact everything as "national security" or as an "ongoing investigation". So yeah, we aint seeing them for quite a while so America and its attention deficit disorder can forget and concentrate on the price of cheese or whatever. This is a farce as usual.
Six Democratic Senators made a video in which they stated that members of the military are not required to follow "illegal orders", ya know like shooting protesters in the legs or something. The GOP regime went batshit. Trump, Hegseth, Leavitt, and all the flying monkeys chose to begin screeching about undermining the chain of command. Trump, a bone spur sufferer, Hegseth, an accused rapist and definite alky, and Leavitt, a woman so dense she can be seen thru, all called for charges for sedition for the six, a ludicrous claim, and Boney Spurs even called for death cuz that's what they used to do back when America was great. The target is Mark Kelley, a Senator, astronaut, Captain in the Navy and great American. Why? Cuz Hegseth and Trumpstein fear him. You think Newsom is frightening, well a hero is even more frightening. Hegseth, in between shots of moonshine, called for Kelley to be reactivated into the Navy and court martialed. I'm not sure the chain of command has stopped giggling yet.
The Comey and James indictments have been dismissed by a federal judge who couldn't have been clearer that Trump and Bondi could shove their indictments up the ass. You remember Trump appointed the 3rd place finisher in the Miss Colorado contest to be the prosecutor for these idiotic charges. Lindsey Halligan, an insurance lawyer who had never prosecuted anything, decided she could just bypass a grand jury, make shit up, and get a guilty verdict. Jesus H Christ have we found somebody lazier than Trump? Disbarment waits for Halligan and Bondi if there is any justice left.
Finally, with a regime so intent on sealing borders, how the fuck could that dry drunk Hegseth authorize a bunch of who knows what to storm a beach in Northeast Mexico, right on the Gulf of Mexico and put up signs closing the area in the name of the "commander". Yeah, that's right Pete "Wrong Way" Hegseth, you invaded Mexico by mistake. Mexican soldiers removed the signs and told them to go back to where they came from. For chrissakes, don't ever trust Uncle Pete on a road trip to Florida or you'll end up in Maine. This guy is a disaster.
On a side note, I wore my "Deranged Liberal" t shirt in public and had at least 3 people, older white men in fact, saunter up and say in a whisper "we need to stick together". Yeah agree. But why the whispering from the old white guys. Women just say "love the shirt" out loud. Cmon dudes, express it like it fuckin matters. I appreciate the support, but be loud and proud, That's how we win.
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