As Americans were losing their food stamps on Saturday, Friday night the Marie Antionette in Chief held a Great Gatsby Party at Mar A Dumpo proving that Trump has never read a book in his life. Dancing girls, 1970s Playboy Mansion shit like chicks writhing around in martini glasses and flappers (check out the wino Pirro) walking around as the Tin Eared Jackass in Chief sat there with that stupid grin on his face holding court with the elites. Never mind about the total shitshow at Bedbug A Lago, ignoring the shutdown and the fact the poors are about to starve, this is EXACTLY why this creep is spending $350 million on a ballroom financed by
Dick Cheney has entered hell. The former Veep and current war criminal lived way too long. His joy at killing the browns in wars funded by taxpayers while his Haliburton made billions selling Ramen noodles to troops and guns to the military. Haliburton was the Wal Mart of war crimes. Cheney is a Nebraska native, making Charlie Starkweather only the 2nd worst Nebraskan of all time. Cheney moved to Wyoming as a kid where he began his reign of terror. He flunked out of Yale, making him the 2nd worst Yalie behind J D Vance. Back in Laramie, he staggered his way through the University of Wyoming, making him the worst Cowboy of all time with nobody in 2nd place. He drank and got DUI's in the 60's before he shape shifted to DC where he bullied his way into the Ford Administration and expressed his view that Nixon was the dictator we all needed and Tricky Dick got screwed. Then Wyoming elected him to Congress where he opposed the MLK holiday, loved apartheid and opposed the release of Nelson Mandela. Then he weaseled his way into the HW Bush regime as Secretary of Defense War. Then came the dumber Bush who made him President Veep. 9/11 came and Cheney saw dollar signs and oil. Thus, the Iraq War where thousands of Americans died and were maimed and hundreds of thousands of Iraqi civilians died. Ya know, he was a war criminal. Even his later revelation that Trump was a bigger dick than he was (not sure if he was just jealous) and should not be in office doesn't redeem his murderous life.
Zohran Mamdani will be the next mayor of America's largest city, and this scares the shit out of political boomers who are on their way out soon to join Dick Cheney wherever the fuck he is. The Democratic establishment is frightened that Mamdani's movement of people under 40 will render them useless, which of course they are. The Republicans, who call anyone to the left of Attila the Hun a communist, are terrified mostly of those under 40's waking the fuck up and dragging them out of their mansions and being guillotined (be still my heart). Small town rubes in states a thousand miles away are scared that NYC exists where murders are 24/7 and Namdammy will come to their hamlets and say mean things about their fealty to the Republicans. Be strong NYC and reject the old man Cuomo and the beret wearing old man trying to be a teen, Sliwa. It will be a great day for Gen Z when Zohran Mamdani wins in a landslide.
Trump's 60 minutes interview. I didn't see it because watching Wynton Marsalis and the Lincoln Center Orchestra makes me happy and Trump makes me sick. Apparently, the Moron in Chief, after screeching about Joe Biden's autopen and how if you don't know who you are pardoning should make the pardon null and void (that means not real MAGA) has no idea who CZ, a crypto crook, is. Oh yeah, Trump pardoned him for crimes he pleaded guilty to related to the scam that is crypto. But he said not once, but twice, he has no idea who he is. Jesus on a Cracker, this muthafuka is so blatant in his lying he doesn't even care what anybody thinks. Obvious untruths, lies, are just inconveniences to the Magat's because he's so funnyyyyyyy. He entertains them, like the country's emcee. Fuck that autopen bullshit forever. Somehow, I don't think that will be the case.
Secretary of Fox and Friends Defense War, the drunken sex fiend Pete Hegseth continues to do what Stephen Miller tells him to do and order the killing of anybody in a fucking boat anywhere near Venezuela. Ya know, in honor of Dick Cheney, Trump wants the oil. Lying about drugs is the way to get it. Blow up a few brown folks in motorboats, lie about their intentions, and get ready for invasion. It's the oldest trick in the book and unfortunately it works. Mexican War, Spanish American War, Vietnam, Iraq, Gaza, it's all there. But the blind "patriots" all buy in, loving the bullying and bluster because their terrible lot in life is made "better" by killing a few furriners. Look, fentanyl doesn't come from Venezuela, it comes into America because Americans bring it in. And Americans use it, often to deadly results. It's called supply and demand. The very basis of capitalism. You know if Trump could make money off fentanyl, he would in a minute. This is why it's so infuriating. The moral leper, and his minions, couldn't care less about dead kids. It's a means to an end. Absolute power.
Ok I'm done.
No wait, Fuck ICE!!!
