Football Notes!

 Moving the Husker Cincinnati game to Arrowhead in Kansas City was a brilliant move on Cincinnati's part. Yeah, they were outnumbered by 100-1 in fans but the $$$ had to be good. I mean can Nippert Stadium in Cincy handle the influx of Husker fan? Could the Lucas Oil Dome in Indianapolis handle it? Arrowhead has done it before and came through.

The drive to KC on Thursday was a fucking nightmare. Start stop start stop road construction, the 3-hour trip became 5 hours and add on another hour to park. So, if you leave at one, you get to the stadium at 7. Jesus, it was exhausting. 

The parking lot was full of red clad drinkers getting oiled up for the game. The port a potties had lines, the people tailgating took up 3 parking spots which probably led to the parking lot nightmare. 

The stadium was the loudest place I may have ever been, and I've seen Nine Inch Nails in a confined space. Sitting under the overhang in the end zone may have contributed to my ears ringing. It was hot. Being out in the open air may have been better but I was a sweaty mess.

The concessions are crazy priced. They have a captive crowd and man do they exploit it. $46 for some chicken tenders, fries and a Coke Zero. But as Max said, they were allegedly "gourmet" chicken tenders thus the price. Were they gourmet? Yeah sure. My choice was a brisket sandwich and a water (I don't drink beer at anything but baseball games cuz it's the law). It cost me $35. Yum.

The game itself was insane. The crowd was younger, drunker, and had the energy to keep it up for the entire 3 hours. I couldn't do that cuz I'm old and I'd stood for an entire Alice Cooper show the night before. I'm sure next week in Lincoln will be back to the old "Siddown I can't see" vibe. Unless the newly available beer causes some sort of conversion (It wont). 

Hey Husker fans, booing the other team's band and its dancers is low class. It's Mizzou/Colorado type shit. For thinking you're the best fan base in College Football acting like drunken buffoons isn't cool. Besides, who the hell boos Cincinnati?

Dylan Raiola is good. Emmitt Johnson is good. The defense is ok. Archie Wilson, the new punter straight from Australian Rules Football, is the MVP. His rugby punts (with either leg by the way) were the reason Nebraska won the game by pinning Cincy deep every time. Great job mate.

Raiola makes $3 million per sources. Thats $250k per game win or lose. Going to the NFL would be a pay cut. Is he worth it? We shall see.

Husker fans permeated KC on Friday. I assume most were sticking around to see the Royals that night on Nebraska night where they got a free Husker sweater or something. They were all over downtown KC. They were all over the Negro Leagues Museum which is a great place to visit. My question was do Nebraskans own any clothing other than red Husker stuff? I had on a Montreal Expos shirt which caused 4 discussions with museum visitors about the Expos. All 4 had red on.

Friday night we went to Lawrence Kansas to see the Jayhawks meet Staten Island's own Wagner U, an FCS team. They have a new, or remodeled stadium, which is modern as hell. It looks good even though our side is the same old bench seats and steep steps.

The Westboro Baptist freaks were there "protesting" outside the stadium. With their vulgar anti-gay shirts on and their judgmental bullshit I couldn't resist engaging with them. They did not engage back. I didn't swear at them but eventually told them they were THE most horrible human beings on Earth and huffed off. They don't care, they're crazy. 

The Kansas fans are decent. Of course, a game against Wagner isn't exactly knuckle biting and they sell beer. Their band is good (better than ours) and their concession prices are more in line with sanity.

A young man in a Trump hat was going up and down the steps constantly and I wondered aloud that what female would not run from this lout. A drunk young lady was taken out by EMT's down the steps where she fell into people three times until they eventually strapped her to a rolling chair. Wonder what she felt like Saturday morning.

Ubering to games seems to be the way to go. Two Uber rides in Lawrence cost less than it would have to park at the campus. Plus, it helped me avoid that climbing up Mount Everest or whatever they call that gigantic hill on campus.

The road back on Saturday was yet another Husker caravan. Some stop and start due to construction but for chrissakes, a Caseys in Mound City had a snake like line to buy pop and snacks that went from the front counter to the bathroom. Yes, it was all us Husker fans. In red.

A great weekend. Go Big Red! But I stand by my preseason prediction of 7-5 tops.