J D Vance!

 Well, it's official. Putin's Trumps pick as Veep is Ohio's own 18-month-old Senator Adam Lambert  J D Vance, a truly despicable bag of hair and eyeliner. While Doug Burgum and Marco Rubio were crossing their fingers on Saturday and praying for some sort of revelation from the Tampon in Chief, Vance was jumping on the twitter machine and expressing his "concern" over the attempted assassination of Donald Trump by a 20-year-old mentally ill MAGA loser by blaming Trumps enemies.

"Today is not some sort of isolated incident" (yeah it is) "The Central premise of the Biden campaign (at least he didn't say regime) is that President Donald Trump is an authoritarian fascist (ok and?)  who must be stopped at all costs. This rhetoric led directly to President Trumps attempted assassination". 

Yeah, ok J D. So, a MAGA kid decided to try and kill his hero? WTF JD? You, a man who called Trump "Americas Hitler" or "an asshole like Nixon" less than a decade ago are suddenly a lickspittle for America's Hitler? Did YOU contribute to that attempted assassination also?

J D Vance. Heres a guy who grew up in rural Ohio, had a drug addicted mother, a bunch of hillbilly relatives struggling with shitty jobs, drug abuse and poverty. As soon as he graduated high school, he joined the Marines, the way out of dying small towns for thousands of kids with college dreams. He came out of the service and went to Ohio State then Yale Law School. Wow what a man of the people. 

Vance wrote his so-called memoir, Hillbilly Elegy, where he shit all over his relatives as hilljacks and rubes while stereotyping groups of people as white trash and threats to America. For some reason the book took off and people read it. Vance was suddenly a celebrated CNN contributor and "white trash splainer". He trashed Trump as a con man. Then came the movie. Critics hated it. It sucked. Despite getting Oscar nominations (cuz Glenn Close was in it) the movie was a bomb.

J D Vance then turned MAGA whore because the "elites" dissed him. Much like his new master, Donald the Tampon Guy, all JD wants is to be a celebrity with celebrity friends and celebrity party invitations; All JD wanted was acceptance from "coastal elites" and a seat at the next intellectual party. Sorry dude, you are who you are, maybe staying in Ohio was a mistake. Like Sleepy Don, had he been accepted into polite society, none of this nightmare would be happening.

In 2022, Vance was bought and paid for by billionaire and Hulk Hogan puppeteer Peter Thiel who wanted him to run for the Senate. He did that, somehow won, and entered the Senate in 2023. Wow, Thiel bought a Senator. Cool.

When he arrived in the Senate, Ted Cruz, the at the time biggest asshole in the Senate, said wow am I gonna lose my title? Yes, Ted, you did lose the title to one J D Vance, whom Mitt Romney said soon after getting to know him, "there is no one I have less respect for than J D Vance". Boo, Mitts a RINO!!.

Vance is the typical MAGA dickhead. He opposes abortion from the moment of conception and thinks rape victims should have their rapists baby (two wrongs dont make a right). He opposes no fault divorce, thinks abused women should tough out marriages for the kids and said he doesn't care what happens to Ukraine. Thus, Putin is high fiving Viktor Orban. Vance wants to fire all civil service employees and replacce them with Herr Trump loyalists........hey WAIT A MINUTE..........J D Vance IS Project 2025. What the hell does he bring to the ticket? What kind of "moderate" is going to say yeah, I like that young feller with the beard and the eyes of a drag queen?

Bottom line, Vance is such a Trump ass kisser now because of that one common event in their lives. The rejection of them by the perceived "woke liberal elites". And their revenge is all they care about. 

Vance and Trump are little boys abused by their situation. Their quest for revenge on anybody who said "geez that guys an asshole" is the basis for their candidacy. The "elites" of the GOP, the delegates and the uppity ups, know they must use these two interlopers to achieve their goal. A fascist America run by the oligarchs and the nerds of the Heritage Foundation and the evil demons of the Federalist Society.

Thats it. Vance and Trump are useful idiots for so many different people it's downright scary. But both are also common in their dumbness. Their inability to see the future when they will be thrown away into the trash with the rest of MAGA. This is not going to help the GOP ticket whatsoever. Even when they try and tell you that Trump had a come to Jesus moment and now loves everybody. Ya know like that dick Steve Scalise, who after he got shot and was saved by a gay EMT, continued to try and oppress LGBTQ people and became an even bigger asshole than he already was. Don't buy it, Trumps a con artist and never will change. 

 By the way....what size noose does Vance wear?