The Republican cult of MAGA has decided to step in to express their ignorant disdain for a state trial in which their Dear Supreme Leader was found guilty by 12 ordinary citizens of 34 felonies.
Sen Mikey Lee (whiny bitch-Ut) has gotten together with 9 other Republican toddler Senators to promise to bring the country to a halt by objecting and obstructing any Senate business, ya know, like they already do on orders from their Convicted cult leader. The 10 GOP senators vow to hold up any of Joe Biden's judicial nominations ya know like they do now. Basically, Mike Lee and his band of confederates are throwing raw meat to the wingnut base as they suddenly hate states rights.
Lets go down the road and see which 10 Senators have signed on and why.
Mike Lee-- a truly evil creep who opposes Social Security and democracy behind closed doors then makes faces when called out on it.
J D Vance--eyeliner and all. Rumored to be on the Felon's short list for VEEP. Vance is more of an Adam Lambert looking phony weirdo who is Ivy League educated yet portrays himself as a real Ohio hillbilly, dazzling rural Ohio voters with a yee haw.
Eric Schmitt (Creep-Mo)--This lawsuit enthusiast spent his entire career as Missouri Attorney General suing everybody. He hates masks, hates health care for poor people, elections, hates the environment, sunshine laws and the gays. Schmitt also opposed letting innocent men out of prison even when the evidence they were not guilty came forward. Schmitt is an obstructionist, period.
Tommy Tuberville (Dope-Al)-- the dumbest man in government. Alabama elected this dipshit instead of Doug Jones, probably cuz that Jones guy convicted those poor white men who bombed a black church and killed little girls and that aint right. Tuberville is a complete meathead football coach and doesnt even know the 3 branches of government. No surprise here.
Marsha Blackburn (Bag O Hair-Tn)--the dumbest woman in government. This human troll doll does nothing but make videos for the base of rocky top lunkheads who vote for her. She is truly vile, and I bet for a Home Ec major from Mississippi, she probably can't even cook. Aqua net loves her though.
Rick Scott (Thief-FL)-- Rick Scott wants that Senate Majority Leader job bad. He's in a tough re-election fight and looks like a freaking snakehead. He makes James Carville look like Jon Hamm. Scott is also a thief whose company was found liable for stealing millions in Medicare and Medicaid money while an insurance exec. But Floriduh voters elected him Governor and then Senator. There's no attempt to explain anything about Florida Man.
Roger Marshall (Who-Ks)-- this brain dead physician parrots the Kansas Kreep, Kris Kobach. He opposes health care for the poor, hates the environment, denies elections, opposes abortion even in cases of rape and incest, and thinks Covid is a hoax. Obstruction is his fucking middle name.
Marco Rubio (Lil Guy-Fl)-- Lil Marco, much like Ted Cruz, has zero self-dignity. Derided by the Felon in 2016, Lil Marco came around to suck the Felons ass and is also rumored to be on The Defendants short list for Veep. So he must accept mandates from the hierarchy to toe the line and throw a tantrum about a conviction of a criminal.
Josh Hawley (Pussy-Mo)-- This guy is nothing but a total and utter pretty boy fascist. Running away on Jan 6 after fist pumping a gang of white trash, Hawley is an election denier, a fake Missourian, and wrote a book about being a manly man, which he isn't. Hawley has aspirations of higher office. Oh, Joshie, please try that. Your closet isn't deep enough to sustain that kind of a campaign.
Ron Johnson (R-Moscow)-- this guy is so far up Putin's ass he probably can speak fluent Russian. This son of a bitch actually made an attempt to deny certification of the election but only for "a few seconds" before Mike Pence said fuck off. Johnson is a Senator who somehow won re-election probably because Wisconsin Democrats nominated a black guy and rural Badger State voters aint into that since 2008 went so badly.
Fuck all of these idiots. They are doing nothing anyway. They are as useless as a popped balloon. The "world's greatest deliberative body" has been destroyed because there is a definite path for these 10 and others to become just another body of legislative spider monkeys throwing their shit at the wall of the Capitol. They just wear more expensive suits than their peers in the House.
Just waiting for the other attention seeking mooks, like Ted Cruz, Pete Ricketts, Rand Paul and Katie Britt to sign on.
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