That's a text to Mark Meadows, the sounding board for all kooks and nuts, back in Jan 6th, 2021. It's from Representative Ralph Norman, one of the hissing possums from South Carolina and despite his typical Palmetto state spelling of "martial" , he represented and represents a considerable amount of the New House thinking. They will stop at nothing to sail the Titanic right smack dab into the iceberg and then stealing lifeboats from women and children so they can survive to live in their Fascists Paradise.
Meadows, the "official" Chief of Staff to Traitor McTraity , was being bombarded by whiny texts from panicky GOPers thiiiiiiiis close to being able to hold public hangings on the National Mall. They were texts about hijacking state legislatures in key states, eliminating electors using an 1887 law meant to PREVENT the very thing they were trying, and forcing crackpot conspiracy theories into Meadows phone in an attempt to keep an orange fuckstick in the White House.
These were not the "young" dumb loudmouths like McCathorn or Greene or Boebert or Gaetz or even Jordan who were texting their dumbness that I have no doubt they will retain (tho there's hope for maturity I guess) these were old white men in their 60s and 70s and in some cases 80's. Men who have apparently been able to somehow avoid that age old adage about getting wisdom as you grow older.
People like Ralph Norman. 69 years old and dumb as a bag of pecans and as worthless as a bag of appendixes. Norman is the one calling for "marshall law" out loud. He claimed he was "frustrated". Frustrated at what? The Constitution? By the way he won 64.5% of the vote in 2022. Nice job South Carolina.
Rep Mike Kelly is 74 years old. Scott Perry is 60 years old. Fred Keller is 57 years old. They are all from Pennsylvania. They all texted Meadows with a pants pissing panic crying about a fair election which of course to them was fixed because they lost. All of these Keystone State kooks were freaking out about voting machines, gerrymandering and a woman Sec of State one called a "MFer".
The others are the same set of usual suspects. 68 year old Mo Brooks of Alabama (no longer in office). 74 year old Texan Brian Babin who had the annoying as hell habit of signing his tweets with his last name "Babin" like anybody knows who the fuck he is. Constitution toilet paper whacko Arizonan Paul Gosar is 64 years old. Arizona insurrectionist Andy Biggs is also 64 years old. Georgia goofball Rick Allen, whose texts revealed a very disturbed man in a crisis who thinks a man in the sky sent Trump to wage a nuclear spiritual war on the world, is 71 years old. Hillbilly Missourian Billy Long is 67 years old and also 67 inches around the waist texted about "knowing" of two whole people who voted twice so therefore overturn the election. And Texas twat and doting father Ted Cruz, who acts 151 years old, was also in on the texts. Cruz, the oldest man in the world, was texting Meadows on how he was going to "lead" the effort to not certify election results. Unless of course he had a Cancun deal to go to.
Now to be fair, Mark Meadows responded to these fearful cries for help with the enthusiasm of a guy who just wants it to end. Yeah great thanks. On it thanks. I'll pass on your message. But he didn't do the universal solution to unwanted texts.....the old thumbs up emoji....but then Mark Meadows is 63 years old himself. It makes me want to limit office to those under 60 but then there are people who HAVE become wiser. Nancy Pelosi is 82. Steny Hoyer is 83. Both were wise enough to step down and let the kids have a shot. The GOP is incapable of any of that. Ugh!
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