Tex Abbott!

 Yeah that tweet above isn't entirely real but there's nothing in it that isn't true. A little added line to the start of the Xmas greeting and perhaps the waste of space and air that is Texas Governor Greg Abbott would think that is just fine because it endears him to the base of lumps that re-elected him to "fix"stuff after he has been in office for 8 years.

Greg Abbott celebrated the birthday of his lord and savior, Jesus (Geee-zus not Hay-zeus) Christ, by sending 130 immigrants who crossed the Texas border seeking a better life, kind of like when after that tree fell on Abbott he sought a better life by suing insurance companies and getting at least $5 million dollars, heavy on the at least, via bus to New York City so he could own the libs. The bus was re routed because of that snowy inconvenience going on in the East and the stunt concluded with the freezing cold men women and children being dumped in front of the Veeps house cuz if you have to own the libs you can kill the whole black AND female thing in one cruel swoop.

Because there are far more good people in the world, these poor brown people were taken care of with blankets and shelter and food, something Abbott wouldn't even pretend to understand. Abbott sent a letter to Joe Biden just to show what a horrible prick he is compared to Joe because being a horrible prick is fish guts to the sharky like blood lust of the Republican base. Abbott said in his screed that the lives of these "migrants" were put at risk because El Paso temperatures had dipped into the 20s at night and a hellish like 45 degrees in the day. So, of course, being the "humanitarian" that Abbott portrays himself to be he shipped them to a place where temps were ranging between 10 and 22 degrees with a wind chill making it seem worse. Oh my, Republican compassion is just so owning the libs isnt it?

Abbott, who presumably sat around the night the ordered the bus trip watching A Christmas Carol cheering for Scrooge and Its a Wonderful Life thinking that Mister Potter is a fine man, can rest easily knowing that the very libs he thinks he owned lived up to being REAL followers of good christian values and took care of the frightened HUMAN refugees he sent off into the night.

For guys like Abbott and Ron DeSantis, human beings don't exist other than to be used to prop themselves up and feed their ambitions. Abbott got crushed by a tree and became an even bigger asshole. DeSantis' wife got cancer and HE became an even bigger asshole. Much like Louisiana swamp creature Steve Scalise who got fucking shot and became an even bigger asswipe. Yet all three are dedicated to their Savior, the Middle Easterner with the compassion of ya know, a lib.

You know what else boys? There are 130 refugees who wanted a room at the spacious inn. You clowns all said no. Jesus wept. That's Geee-zus fellas. The guy you are supposed to try and emulate. 

Oh hell just fuck all of ya.

 Have a great day all!

Santos Or Whatever His Name Is!

 The fuckin guy got up to announce that as a gay Republican he was singlehandedly bringing MAGA to the LGBTQ community as dozens of self hating gay folks cheered. George "The Brazilian" Santos has just been elected in a Long Island congressional district licking up 54% of the vote mostly because turnout was way down from when was destroyed in 2020 by a Democrat who got to big for his britches and decided to go for the New York Governorship.

But George Santos, if that's even his real name, seems to be a lie. His resume is right out of Catch Me If You Can. He's 34 years old, if that's even his real age, and he is about to become a sworn member of Congress, if that's even a real thing. George Santos "swearing" in is like Trump's taxes. One giant fairy tale.

Lets see who George Santos claims to be. Well he started off as George DeVolder. Then George Devolder-Santos and now he's George Santos. He " graduated  " from Bernard Baruch College in 2010. Now the fact a fine Republican like Santos or Devolder of whatever the fuck his name is would go to a college named after a man who consorted with both Woodrow Wilson and FDR is strange in itself but the college itself said who the hell is George Santos or Devolder or Devolder-Santos?

Then George said he worked at Citigroup as an asset manager after college which is wonderful since my dead mother lost a shitload of money when Citigroup folded up its asset management in 2005. Whats left of Citigroup said who when asked if Gay George worked there?

Goldman Sachs, hardly the honesty champion, denied he worked there. Gorgeous George , obviously a dog lover , started a dog rescue organization that was tax exempt but the IRS also said who the fuck is George Santos and what is this dog rescue deal?

Santos, being gay and all, also was heartbroken when the Pulse nightclub was all shot up and 4 of his good friends and employees died there. Except nobody knows the connection of the 4 murder victims, the company they allegedly worked for, and Santos. There's a pattern here I think.

Santos also claimed Jewish heritage and to have lost relatives in the Holocaust even though both of his parents were born in fucking Brazil.

And finally now Santos seems to be divorced...from a woman...and a resident of Florida...

This is your GOP because it wont matter to the power brokers who just want power to get revenge. Santos is a liar, a fraud, a rich kid bored and the perfect GOP rookie for the House.

Where was this information before the 2022 election? Oh it was there, but the fucking media chose to be lazy and cover an electoral horse race for ratings and clicks. Exposing a fraud in a little known NY House race aint sexy....until now.

142,000 New York dipshits voted for this flim flam man because either the press fell down, or the Democrats showed their total incompetence, or they don't care because its just all about the R.

That's my existence here in fly over country.........R uber alles....Sad to see that exists in New York also.

Mean Girls!

 Well ya know THIS was bound to happen. The two Mean Girls of Congress, one comfortably re-elected by a constituency of mouth breathers and the other barely re-elected by a lesser gang of air deprived constituents. Because of who she is, the barely re-elected cheerleader , Bobo, took the bow shot at the TPUSA convention of the Hitler Youth and jabbed at Greene with the Jewish Space Laser nonsense. Greene retaliated with a self own about childishness and support for conservatives.

Now all of this is happening because not only of teen age narcissism but because Greene has made deals, maybe about being allowed to investigate Jewish space lasers, to vote yes on the spineless worm, Kevin McCarthy, to be Speaker of the House. Boebert, on the other hand made no such deals while she was sweating out the Homecoming Queen election, and has decided to join with underage girl enthusiast, Matt Gaetz, in the bomb throwing effort to elect a genuine certified kook to the Speakership. 

These two queens of Q are at each others throats anyway, what with the narcissism and the fact Greene speaks with White Nationalists regularly and even Boebert realizes you keep that shit on the down low. The association of these two harpies is bound by selfishness and self worship anyway but eventually the kinship becomes unsustainable as each vies for position. Boebert fired the space laser shot in a classic I'll insult you before you insult me mode. Greene fired back and also kept a few bullets in her insult gun. 

It will be my pleasure to await the rematch.

Texting By Old People!

 That's a text to Mark Meadows, the sounding board for all kooks and nuts, back in Jan 6th, 2021. It's from Representative Ralph Norman, one of the hissing possums from South Carolina and despite his typical Palmetto state spelling of "martial" , he represented and represents a considerable amount of the New House thinking. They will stop at nothing to sail the Titanic right smack dab into the iceberg and then stealing lifeboats from women and children so they can survive to live in their Fascists Paradise.

Meadows, the "official" Chief of Staff to Traitor McTraity , was being bombarded by whiny texts from panicky GOPers thiiiiiiiis close to being able to hold public hangings on the National Mall. They were texts about hijacking state legislatures in key states, eliminating electors using an 1887 law meant to PREVENT the very thing they were trying, and forcing crackpot conspiracy theories into Meadows phone in an attempt to keep an orange fuckstick in the White House. 

These were not the "young" dumb loudmouths like McCathorn or Greene or Boebert or Gaetz or even Jordan who were texting their dumbness that I have no doubt they will retain (tho there's hope for maturity I guess) these were old white men in their 60s and 70s and in some cases 80's. Men who have apparently been able to somehow avoid that age old adage about getting wisdom as you grow older. 

People like Ralph Norman. 69 years old and dumb as a bag of pecans and as worthless as a bag of appendixes. Norman is the one calling for "marshall law" out loud. He claimed he was "frustrated". Frustrated at what? The Constitution? By the way he won 64.5% of the vote in 2022. Nice job South Carolina.

Rep Mike Kelly is 74 years old. Scott Perry is 60 years old. Fred Keller is 57 years old. They are all from Pennsylvania. They all texted Meadows with a pants pissing panic crying about a fair election which of course to them was fixed because they lost. All of these Keystone State kooks were freaking out about voting machines, gerrymandering and a woman Sec of State one called a "MFer".

The others are the same set of usual suspects. 68 year old Mo Brooks of Alabama (no longer in office). 74 year old Texan Brian Babin who had the annoying as hell habit of signing his tweets with his last name "Babin" like anybody knows who the fuck he is. Constitution toilet paper whacko Arizonan Paul Gosar is 64 years old. Arizona insurrectionist Andy Biggs is also 64 years old. Georgia goofball Rick Allen, whose texts revealed a very disturbed man in a crisis who thinks a man in the sky sent Trump to wage a nuclear spiritual war on the world, is 71 years old. Hillbilly Missourian Billy Long is 67 years old and also 67 inches around the waist texted about "knowing" of two whole people who voted twice so therefore overturn the election. And Texas twat and doting father Ted Cruz, who acts 151 years old, was also in on the texts. Cruz, the oldest man in the world, was texting Meadows on how he was going to "lead" the effort to not certify election results. Unless of course he had a Cancun deal to go to.

Now to be fair, Mark Meadows responded to these fearful cries for help with the enthusiasm of a guy who just wants it to end. Yeah great thanks. On it thanks. I'll pass on your message. But he didn't do the universal solution to unwanted texts.....the old thumbs up emoji....but then Mark Meadows is 63 years old himself. It makes me want to limit office to those under 60 but then there are people who HAVE become wiser. Nancy Pelosi is 82. Steny Hoyer is 83. Both were wise enough to step down and let the kids have a shot. The GOP is incapable of any of that. Ugh!

Kyrsten Socipath!

 She's such a maverick. She's so unpredictable. Ya just never know what Kyrsten Sinema is gonna do next. Unless you know exactly what she's gonna do . At all times. Once the Reverend Warnock won the Georgia Senate seat by beating a babbling CTE treatment ad, Sinema had been spayed. Her wackiness wasn't going to mean as much as it had since the last time Warnock won an election over a bag of insider trading hair named Kelly Loeffler (Warnock has won 4 elections in 2 years which is 4 more than Kari Lake will ever win). Sinema lost attention for 48 hours what with her wacky wigs and goofy looks and her whole look at me vibe. The national press was all nyah nyah nyah Manchin and Sinema , your time is done.

Kyrsten Sinema was bound to grab that attention back. It's who she is. She's such an attention seeking child everybody who knows anything about her knew it was coming. Maybe we didnt think it would be within a day or two, I mean she IS a 46 year old woman with the mind of a cheerleader but cmon Karen, you wouldn't even let Warnock and the Democrats enjoy a victory over fascism for the rest of the week? Kyrsten became an "independent" forcing Democrats to , at first, grieve that we cant have nuthin and then be forced to be nice to her . After all , Bernie Sanders and Angus Kind are technically "independents". But they caucus with Democrats as will she......or will she?

Look, Sinema is a brilliant woman. She is 5 steps ahead of you and distracts the rest of us normies with her odd behavior and weird look. Sinema can read polls. She knows that virtually everyone in Arizona disapproves of her. The Democrats cant stand her blocking progress and the Republicans cant stand her allowing progress and the independents cant stand her, period . Kyrsten  knows the 2024 Arizona Democratic primary will feature her losing to a real Democrat like Ruben Gallego. She knows Republicans will probably send a kook like Kari Lake forward which would again be a fucking war. Sinema is not going to subject herself to being left out. She is putting herself in a place of power. Hey Democrats, its either me or Kari Lake or Blake Masters so make your strategy NOW.

Kyrsten Sinema started in the Green Party. She hammered Joe Lieberman, perhaps the most evil Democrat since 1965, for doing exactly what she's doing. People who know her say she's a downright socialist. But like many "socialists" who discover money, she changed from that to sociopath. Money changes everything for some, Kyrsten has received so much Republican money for throwing a wrench into the works, so much corporate money to put gum into the gears, and sucked up to Mitch McConnell who called her the greatest freshman Senator he's ever seen. Jesus Christ , Mitch, that praise means nothing to her, pull out the dollar bills. Thats all she understands.

Or maybe I am completely wrong and have been bamboozled by Krysten the Sociopath. Perhaps this is a grand strategy to grift the GOP and the Corporate Socialists. I dont know. She's so out there I can predict everything she does, yet I acknowledge her IQ is way up there. Now she has a choice on where that intelligence will go. For good. Or for Ted Cruz evil. Damn I hope it's the former.

Brittney Griner!

 Hey they let her go. Brittney Griner was freed today in exchange for a Russian arms dealer and is on her way home. But can we be happy for at least 5 minutes about it? Fuck no!

MAGA morons are out in force. Trade an arms dealer for a black lesbian gay married pothead? Not on their watch! Especially since American spy  ex Marine Paul Whelan was left behind. How dare they? I mean come on he's white and male and shit.

I am happy that ANYBODY gets out of Russian gulags. Especially Americans unjustly imprisoned by a drunken cancer infested homicidal madman that most of MAGA admires. But the arms dealer man!!! I cant even imagine that somebody replaced the arms dealer while he was locked up. Utter fantasy huh?

Donald Trump Junior went crazy. How DARE Biden trade an arms dealer (totally not replaced) for an anti American basketball player. This wretched  pile of wasted Trump jizz , a guy so high he doesn't even realize he still is with failed pole dancer and plastic sex bot Kimberly Guilfoyle, went on a rant about the trade being lopsided but somehow never mentioned his father, another waste of Trump jizz, had two years to get Whelan, totally not an American spy, out. He failed. Instead he released 5000 Taliban prisoners and now they run the Afghan gubmint.

The MAGA brigade, most of whom have no idea who Griner is launched into typical MAGA logic. Senator Rick Scott, Medicare thief and Voldemort understudy, said leaving Whelan and his bad conduct discharge from the Marines in Rooskie jail.  was "unforgivable". I guess thieves really stick together.

Bleach blonde dimwit Tomi Lahren used the bad good news about an American coming home to her family as an opportunity to advocate forcing her to stand and sing the National Anthem and forget all about that police killing unarmed black women in their bed stuff.  Tomi, who was recently seen trying to prove shes not all that stupid by having Lauren Boebert on her streaming show watched by Proud Boys  stroking their flagpoles, also called Griner a "whiny celebrity" and she oughta know cuz she makes a living at it.

I for one am happy she's coming home. Much as I was when Biden got Trevor Reed released from a Russian hell hole. I even want Paul Whelan to come home. I don't really care that guys booted out of the Marines for stealing money would probably spy for money also, but we must have a similar Russian snoop somewhere we can swap. But MAGA really doesn't want that do they? What would they bitch about?

John Lennon!

 It was a Monday night in December. I was watching Monday Night Football and the Patriots were sending a kicker onto the field when Howard Cosell said it out loud. John Lennon had been shot in the back in New York City ..D.....O....A...I'd like to say I burst into tears but it was so utterly shocking I don't think I did . It was stunning. So stunning I couldn't even get a grip on what I felt. This is impossible. Legendary musicians who changed the fucking world don't get murdered by some random stranger on the streets of America. Of course they do, it's America.

In the future trust me the assassination of John has made me burst into tears. I don't do that often but when I do it's full blown bawling. The death of my parents, the LA Rodney King riots, the death of George Harrison, the break ups, the frustration of various things, the death of a 25 year old kid I barely knew. These events made me spontaneously burst in tears.

Recalling events can also make me weep. The RFK assassination bedlam in the hotel kitchen video bothers me to no end, the JFK funeral tape when John John salutes brings tears to my eyes, Holocaust video often makes me tear up, but really nothing like remembering John Lennon makes me cry like a baby. I once heard Imagine come on the radio just randomly one night and I cried in my car. In the movie Yesterday when the young man who is one of the few who remembers Beatles music and is told to go see a man by others who also remember and when the door opens its an aged John Lennon I turned to Max's Mom and informed her I couldn't stop crying because I couldn't. He meant that much to me. 

Years ago Max's Uncle was kind enough to get myself and Max free plane tickets to New York. Both of us were NYC newbies. Max was about 12 or so, I was 50 something. Along the way we visited the Dakota Building where John has been killed. We stood on the spot, I was fighting back the emotions. I kind of wanted to go across the street into Central Park and see the memorials but I knew that had that occurred my bro and my 12 year old would have seen a rather large man in his 50s begin weeping uncontrollably. Nowadays I don't give a damn who sees me cry. Back then I did. In fact I'm tearing up now. RIP John Lennon and rot in jail unnamed murderer.

Gossip And How Things Change!

 Well that went south fast. Nebraska picked a new head coach, a guy named Matt Rhule who seems like a fine coach, and Mickey Joseph went all abuser on his wife the day before he was too be interviewed by Rhule to stay on or not. The question was out there for days, would Mickey stay as an assistant coach or leave to coach Tulsa or some other team?

Then came yesterday. The buzz was all over. There's a big story coming out of Lincoln. A coach got arrested. Oh boy, this gossipy state was ready to start making shit up again. So fun.

Then the story. Mickey Joseph arrested on domestic violence charges. If you want to read about it thats fine. Go here. Then came the "rumors" and the just plain made up garbage this part of the nation lives on to make themselves feel superior to you east and west coast "elitists". The charges and the event are horrid enough without bring innocents into the "story'. But thats what we do here. We not only trash the perpetrators of misdeeds, we also embellish it and bring other outlandish stories and people who had nothing to do with any of it but we just dont like into because they had the audacity to be friends with an abuser we had no idea was one until 5pm on Wednesday.

Many of us like Mickey Joseph. We wanted him as the permanent coach. He was a no nonsense man who held not only his players but himself accountable for losses. Not to mention that in the year 2022 he was the first black coach of ANY sport EVER at the University of Nebraska. 2022! Most of us wanted him to succeed. But all that went out the window when for whatever reason, none acceptable, that he struck his spouse.

I've seen the story as provided by the Lincoln Police , I've read the rumors most of which is garbage and I've read and heard the ridiculous crap that gossipy men put out there to either defend him or trash him even more than he's already trashed himself. Its just all so Midwest.

Years ago we had a thing called the Franklin Credit Union scandal. Bottom line was a man stole a lot of money from innocent people. But that wasn't a good enough story because around here a cigar is just NEVER just a cigar. There were male prostitutes and female traffickers and prominent men in the area participating in orgies and rape and even the asinine story of a President flying AF One into Blair Nebraska unseen just to have sex with a 16 year old girl. The articles in numerous papers called us a town about to gossip itself to death. If you said ya know thats crap you were accused of covering up for rich guys and politicians. It was nuts.

The point is sometimes I hate it here. The same bad shit that goes on everyplace else happens here in the hard working Midwest. We aren't any different than those in New York or California as much as we pretend. There the gossip is cultural and economic. Here its just plain mean.