Bastille Day!

How fitting its Bastille Day, the day that the French people stormed the Bastille and began a revolution that ended when King Donald Louis XV1 and Ivanka Marie Antoinette had their heads lopped off. America's Marie Antoinette, the fluffy angel food cake we call Ivanka Trump, had some advice for the millions of unemployed peasants Americans who really stand no chance of ever getting their old jobs back cuz ya know tax cuts. Hey, go fuck yourself do something else. You know, kind of like when she was the ugly duckling daughter of a predator and went and did something else. Plastic surgery to make her the grifting sex kitten trademark thug daughter of a predator. Teaming up with the talking cadaver Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross, Ivanky has started FindSomethingNew.org , a totally worthless attempt to divert attention away from the fact her father is an economic illiterate. You remember Wilbur Ross, the guy who is so utterly without humanity, found the Covid 19 a real opportunity to bring jobs back from China as all those sneaky commie Orientals dropped dead. Vanky, the object of her Daddys lust, thinks changing careers is a walk in Westworld with Jared. All of us who live here on Earth know that switching careers even during times of low unemployment is fucking difficult and sometimes impossible. But in a shitty ruined economy like Daddys is, its like asking a dog to clean the gutters and re-shingle the roof while hes up there. Go fuck yourself Ivanka. Choke on that cake.

The White House troll, Stephen Miller, must be apoplectic that a Federal Judge looked at the Miller plan to use a pandemic as an opportunity to deport all those foreigners and said yeah I'll schedule a hearing. So the plan was withdrawn. Now get back to your burrow and take care of your possums. Miller, using the US version of the Gestapo, ICE, was rubbing his little paws together in anticipation of Universities and colleges doing the right thing and going to all online classes in a pandemic. Ya know, to protect dopey college kids from killing themselves. Because the rules, Im sure to keep those sneaky furriners from living here and going to school at the University of Phoenix or Trump University, state that they must attend schools with in person classes or its deportation time. After Miller stopped cackling he came up with his little plan to get rid of all those non white fellas who would stuff him in his locker. But alas. Curses, foiled again. Stay alert though because Im sure the troll is plotting his next end around to make America White Again.

The continuing battle with science by this beanbag administration is getting downright dangerous. If they arent releasing opposition research like a true ratfucker against Americas friendly house call doctor, Anthony Fauci, they are pulling the rug out from under the CDC by attempting to control all facts concerning Covid 19. This putrid administration has decided to order hospitals to report virus related data like total patients and ICU beds available and how many ventilators are available, in case Jareds hyperbolic chamber fails, to the Department of Health and Human Services where they can control the narrative and not that pesky science nerd center the CDC. Secretary of HHS Alex Azar, Big Pharmas bitch, will be in charge of reporting the covid data. Why do I get the feeling things are suddenly going to get rosier with a Republican big donor like Azar in charge? On this Bastille Day, hospitals need to send the date to the HHS hacks, with a CC to the CDC.

Finally, before I just blow my brains out with a garden hose, the pardon, commutation whatever of professional dirty tricks artiste Roger Stone by President Quid Pro Quo tells us what we face for the next 4 months. The ratfucking is going to get out of control. Stone knows where the bodies are buried and by only getting a commutation and the Trump wipeout of all fines, he retains all rights to his story, including that damned 5th Amendment Trump suddenly loves. Stone has Trump by the mushroom hairs and Trump probably doesnt even know it since President Adderal really cant focus on anything for over 30 seconds. Down the line, when President Dumpy is out of office and under indictment, Stone can again save himself and shiv Trump like a prison snitch. Nice going President Memento. You just set yourself up for a beating by a Batman villain.